To Hell with your humanistic, worldly earthly sympathy for the poor and the needy! To Hell with your belief that humans are entitled to their basic needs! To Hell with your money, time or possession that you give to the needy and poor, all while trying to serve both God and mammon, or mammon alone!
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Why don't we just genocide all Bible-believing Christians so they can get to heaven faster? After all, they don't need rights, which are unbiblical and ungodly, and they don't need anything here on this Earth, which mammon, so we should just help them get to their destination, starting with you.
Fuck your 'religion's right to exist, then.
What are you doing on the humanistic internet: via a computer created by the Atheist Alan Turing...?! [/Quantum Mechanic]
Mother Teresa, is that you? I hate that "poverty is a gift" b8tch.
Please direct your social security checks to my address.
Er, to hell with that awful Christ-like attitude?
You're the one serving Mammon, and only Mammon, you silly bint.
And while we're at it, to Hell with bathing! Why be courteous to a bunch of judgmental a-holes who insist on not smelling the way God made us to smell! To Hell with clothes and toilets too! Why feed Mammon by having to pay for coverings and sanitation? From now on, I'm going to protect myself from the Sun by smearing myself with mud, and I'll damn well piss and shit anywhere I get the urge! ... Excuse me a moment. (Runs from men in white coats.)
My guess is that when they read the Bible and see the whole "feed the hungry" bit, they say it's either a mistranslation or meant to be metaphorical.
And that's how cults are started, boys and girls
Now when Jesus heard these things [that a certain ruler claimed to have kept the Commandments], he said unto him, "yet lackest thou one thing: sell all that thou hast, and distribute unto the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, follow me." [Luke 18:22]
To Hell with your belief that humans are entitled to their basic needs!
I think the entire Tea Party Movement just had a collective orgasm. Rick Santorum is gasping in ecstacy. But Jesus is weeping in pain.
You know what? I'm just going to look at guys like this and like Anne and assume they're just a bunch of 13-year-old teen-boy edgelord named Melvin!
To so flagrantly disregard everything your religion teaches to this degree is too much to be real!!!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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