Terry Ferguson #fundie

Terry Ferguson #fundie quora.com

Witches are giving people scarey dreams.REPENT,learn to break off generational curses.Pray before you go to sleep.Ask Jesus to come into your heart.Pray,to the Father,Father I commend my body,soul and spirit,to your care,as I sleep,in the name of Jesus.Father I pray you let me not go through any part of this night,unacompanied by thee,in the name of Jesus.See deliverance videos by Derek Prince,WIn worley,John EChardt.Put on the full armor of God,Ephesians 6 KJV,Soak yourself,home room,in the blood of Jesus.Can anoint you door over your bedroom with olive oil.Father I ask you to bless this oil and place a drop of the blood of Jesus in it.Place some over your door.Get into the KIng James bible.Stay in it.

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GRAMMAR!!!

Ask your god for GRAMMAR!!

Which parts are "do this step" and which parts are "say these words"?

I will never understand how there can still be people in the First World who still believe in freaking sorcery.

@Bastethotep #55234

Well, they seem to believe that Christianity is implicit theurgy...

Get into the KIng James bible.Stay in it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_relationships_of_James_VI_and_I

'Kinky!'

-Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman), "Blazing Saddles"

OR:

-Angel Dust (Michael Kovach), "Hazbin Hotel"

I hope that poor Bible consented to that!

Soak yourself,home room,in the blood of Jesus.

So you’re saying “lure Jesus back to your room and then cut him apart”? I don’t think that’s what you’re supposed to do to the Son of God.

Witches are giving people scary dreams

Does the witch sometimes wander around the house softly singing "I wanna end me"?

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Should be easy with advice like that. Was this idiot hit in the head with a brick before he posted that? There has to be a reason for such levels of dumbassery.

Or just bury a potato in a graveyard at night. Just as much scientific accuracy as mumbling into your hands.

I think most witches have better things to do than give fundie Christians nightmares. Oh wait! People practicing any witchy path are going to keep them up at night because religious freedom is an affront to them.

How now, you secret black and midnight hags
What is it you do?
A deed without a name. Giving people scary dreams.

You know it isn't witches who keep preaching hell, fire and brimstone. That gives more nightmares. Also you might have nightmares people believe differently

Terry Ferguson #fundie quora.com

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