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Quote# 60847

Leviathon is a spirit I have battled as well. It was a hard battle but was won. It was about four months or more ago. My wife and I were in McDonalds and were having a conversation with an angel and Leviathon had come up. I told the angel that i wanted to fight this demon and he said I could. On the way back to the hotel I asked the angel if he could bring the demon to a predestinated place and he said yes. I figured that since Leviathon was from the depths of the sea he would be used to the cold water so I filled the tub up with scalding hot water and blessed the water. The angels (there were two now) brought Leviathon bound to the tub and fought with me. We all pulled our swords from our hips and began running this demon through with all my strength and everything I had. I would say it took atleast half an hour or more. We were all spent but the battle was won.

nautical999, Ministering Deliverance 322 Comments [3/24/2009 9:03:36 PM]
Fundie Index: 286
Submitted By: Comassion
Quote# 60638

Students, give this test to your teachers. When they fail it, ask them why they are teaching this nonsense!

Teachers, give this test to your students if you really want them to know the truth about evolution!

1. Which evolved first, male or female?
2. How many millions of years elapsed between the first male and first female?
3. List at least 9 of the false assumptions made with radioactive dating methods.
4. Why hasn't any extinct creature re-evolved after millions of years?
5. Which came first:
...the eye,
...the eyelid,
...the eyebrow,
...the eye sockets,
...the eye muscles,
...the eye lashes,
...the tear ducts,
...the brain's interpretation of light?
6. How many millions of years between each in question 5?
7. If we all evolved from a common ancestor, why can't all the different species mate with one another and produce fertile offspring?
8. List any of the millions of creatures in just five stages of its evolution showing the progression of a new organ of any kind. When you have done this, you can collect the millions of dollars in rewards offered for proof of evolution!
9. Why is it that the very things that would prove Evolution (transitional forms) are still missing?
10. Explain why something as complex as human life could happen by chance, but something as simple as a coin must have a creator. (Show your math solution.)
11. Why aren't any fossils or coal or oil being formed today?
12. List 50 vestigial or useless organs or appendages in the human body.
13. Why hasn't anyone collected the millions of dollars in rewards for proof of evolution?
14. If life began hundreds of millions of years ago, why is the earth still under populated?
15. Why hasn't evolution duplicated all species on all continents?


Missing Universe Museum, MissingUniverseMuseum.com 171 Comments [3/17/2009 4:20:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Journeyer
Quote# 60578

[in response to: You all are intolerant asses. I wish you could all see that people are truly just people. So what if they love people of the same gender? You all sicken me.]

To Mary Boyd: intolerant? Looks like you're intolerant of homophobes. I'm going to call you Bitch okay? Bitch, there are many reasons as to why homosexuality is fucked up. Number 1, it's by choice. If it was genetic, hey, not their fault their genes are fucked up, but when a person willingly chooses to become gay that's when I get angry. Not only am I angry that Gay's even exist, i'm pissed that you consider Gays as people. These 'people' want special rights for them and THEM only. Since when has being a fag entitled you to having extra rights?
You know what they did back in the biblical times? They killed gays. That's right, stoned their asses to death. You know why? Because God hates gays. By not hating gays, you're disobeying him, and you don't want to go to hell do you?

Danny Jung, Facebook group - I hate homos 143 Comments [3/15/2009 5:13:32 PM]
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Submitted By: Will Creech
Quote# 65191

im christian
if we came from apes
how come were not hairy and have a big mouth
and did we end up looking like we do know
and besides
there isnt any serious proof of apes
they showd a video saying an ape was wondering around in the forest
that thing looked exactly like a costume that i had saw at a store
know one ever cought an ape

luv4cs, Answerbag 129 Comments [9/1/2009 6:41:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 244
Submitted By: Grace
Quote# 67487

When should a parent start using the rod of correction on a child that the Lord has brought into the family? There is no clear and specific answer to this very good question. However, it is my opinion that the correction of children should start as soon as the need for that correction is made manifest. Every discerning parent who has been blessed with a little child in his home realizes that his initial impression of the sweetness and the innocence of the child is in reality an illusion. A child very quickly demonstrates his fallen, depraved nature and reveals himself to be a selfish little beast in manifold ways. As soon as the child begins to express his own self-will (and this occurs early in life) that child needs to receive correction. My wife and I have a general goal of making sure that each of our children has his will broken by the time he reaches the age of one year. To do this, a child must receive correction when he is a small infant. Every parent recognizes that this self-will begins early as he has witnessed his child stiffen his back and boldly demonstrate his rebellion and self-will even though he has been fed, diapered, and cared for in every other physical way.

Ronald E. Williams, isaccorp 163 Comments [11/12/2009 12:44:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 226
Submitted By: ixolite
Quote# 63730

[a resolution submitted to vote in the Oklahoma state government]

WHEREAS, the people of Oklahoma have a strong tradition of reliance upon the Creator of the Universe; and

WHEREAS, we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis; and

WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery; and

WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is forsaking the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and

WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has refused to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving recognition to our National Day of Prayer; and

WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United States disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior;

NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials of the people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of the great State of Oklahoma and of these United States, rests upon the Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the HOLY BIBLE


Sally Kern, rightwingwatch.org 66 Comments [7/2/2009 11:42:28 AM]
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Submitted By: ez-c
Quote# 61678

That's the beauty of Heaven... we can leave our brains behind.

Lainy68, Rapture Ready 172 Comments [4/23/2009 1:30:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 209
Submitted By: Gebusi
Quote# 62318

No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one.

As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms.

Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis.

You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand.


Navaros, IMDB 164 Comments [5/15/2009 11:46:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 207
Quote# 60963

["The Hebrews crossed the 'sea of reeds'. Most Jews agree on this. After all, the first 5 books are theirs."]

The first five books are theirs? Um, no. Moses was a Christian. Sorry.




prosperousindividual, Internet Pastor 131 Comments [3/28/2009 12:14:01 AM]
Fundie Index: 200
Submitted By: Robert
Quote# 67928

<<In reply to if evolution isn't true, how do you explain things like the blind spot in the human eye?>>

I don’t have a blind spot in my eye. Both of them see very well and I am thankful for the 137million light sensitive cells that make sight possible. Do you have a blind spot in your eye? If you do, I suggest that you see an optician and see if he can either fix it, or get you another eye.

Ray Comfort, Atheist Central 150 Comments [12/2/2009 4:49:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 183
Quote# 69825

Yes sex at six can cause psychological damage. But thats only in rare occasions. Most girls are fine. Thats a scientific fact.

ahmed2010, FFI 107 Comments [1/24/2010 2:39:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 176
Submitted By: ixolite
Quote# 62489

[Question about the logic in light being created on the first day, but the sun being created on the fourth.]

The sun isn't the only source of light you know? Think of a cloudly day, there's light coming from somewhere.

fancier_rmv04, Yahoo! Answers 140 Comments [5/20/2009 3:01:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 175
Quote# 60994

[This is not one of those fake church signs: it's the real thing, taken in Arkansas.]


Beryl Baptist Church, Pharyngula 110 Comments [3/29/2009 2:40:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 173
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
Quote# 60577

An unemployed truck driver seething over liberalism told police he opened fire in a church last year because it harbored gays and multiracial families and he hoped others would follow his example.

"They just glory (in) these weirdos and sickos and homos," he said in an interview recorded by investigators.

He also railed against the Unitarian Church: "That ain't a church, that's a damned cult," Adkisson said.

Adkisson walked into the church, pulled a sawed-off shotgun from a guitar case and fired into a congregation of about 230 people watching a children's musical performance.

Adkisson left a four-page suicide note in his SUV in the church parking lot. In it, he described the attack as "a hate crime,"

Adkisson concluded, "I'd like to encourage other like-minded people to do what I've done. If life ain't worth living anymore don't just kill yourself. Do something for your country before you go. Go kill liberals."

Catherine Murray, who was friends with the couple, told police Adkisson had drug and alcohol problems and "basically was afraid of anybody or anything that was not like him."

Jim David Adkisson, Yahoo News 81 Comments [3/15/2009 3:02:24 PM]
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Submitted By: a mind far far away
Quote# 63360



"If God doesn't matter to him, do you? (GUNSHOT)

Answers in Genesis, billboard 123 Comments [6/19/2009 8:24:06 PM]
Fundie Index: 164
Quote# 64063

"If socialized healthcare were proposed in, say, the 1920s and it flourished, we would be fighting to keep it in place. Europe is doing well with their health care."

THIS ISNT EUROPE!!

This is AMERICA! This is a Christian nation and universal healthcare is UNCHRISTIAN. end of story

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Note :This comment got 5 thumbs up.

Jade, Yahoo Answers 126 Comments [7/15/2009 4:57:13 PM]
Fundie Index: 163
Quote# 60643

There are three races, Jews, Gentiles and the Church.

BibleNuggetLady, Rapture Ready 87 Comments [3/17/2009 5:52:59 PM]
Fundie Index: 161
Submitted By: Khaine
Quote# 61065

(CNN) -- A Maryland woman involved with a group described as a religious cult pleaded guilty in the starvation death of her son, but insisted that the charges be dropped when he is resurrected.

The condition was made a part of Ria Ramkissoon's plea agreement, officials said. She entered the plea Monday in Baltimore, Maryland, to a first-degree felony count of child abuse resulting in death, her attorney, Steven Silverman, said Tuesday.

Ramkissoon, a member of a group called One Mind Ministries, believes Javon Thompson, her year-old son, will rise again, and as part of her plea agreement, authorities agreed to the clause.




Ria Ramkissoon, CNN 96 Comments [4/1/2009 9:19:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 160
Submitted By: Crazianity
Quote# 63180

This is also why the hate crimes bill is so dangerous. It protects child molesters, AND if your child so much as turns down their own rape- they are guilty of a hate crime. If your child fights a rapist by scratching the face of their attacker- hate crime. Child molesters were qualified under this because their perversion towards childred is seen as sexual orientation. America is toast.
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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so” -Ronald Reagan

Seemomgonuts, Rapture Ready 114 Comments [6/10/2009 11:54:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 157
Submitted By: Night Jaguar
Quote# 61159

(re: Iowa legalizes gay marriage)

After holding back and just reading the comments I feel that I must post yet again. Say what you will but homosexuals are not even human. They are diseased, degenerate creatures who mock humans. The goal that they will freely admit to is to erase any trace of decency or humanity from the planet until we are all wallowing in filth and disease like them. If you are religous at all you recognize that this is the work of satan and that they have no souls, just lust for each other. Someone mentioned that it was Lamda who filed the suit, not Nambla. What is the difference, perversion is perversion, and if you don't think that the ACLU won't soon be filing on behalf of pedos then you are the one being foolish. The ACLU exists for purpose only, to destroy America. Hopefully one day there will be a test to determine if the fetus is gay. Then you could abort it since it is not human. Only the then will we wipe this scourge from the world. Until then we will have to do it one at a time.


dragonman, Newsvine 73 Comments [4/4/2009 11:45:12 AM]
Fundie Index: 157
Submitted By: EvoPagan
You may wish it was a Poe

But it isn't.

Quote# 64610

In an interview with the BBC, the group's leader, Mohammed Yusuf, said such education "spoils the belief in one god".

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"There are prominent Islamic preachers who have seen and understood that the present Western-style education is mixed with issues that run contrary to our beliefs in Islam," he said.

"Like rain. We believe it is a creation of god rather than an evaporation caused by the sun that condenses and becomes rain.

"Like saying the world is a sphere. If it runs contrary to the teachings of Allah, we reject it. We also reject the theory of Darwinism."

Mohammed Yusuf, BBC 86 Comments [8/5/2009 1:25:37 PM]
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Submitted By: wackadoodle
Quote# 67685

Climate Change is a religion and it's holy sacrament is Abortion.

4timedad, Rapture Ready 114 Comments [11/18/2009 9:45:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 153
Quote# 65081

if evolution was real humans, and animals alike would not need reproductive organs.

James, Yahoo answers 108 Comments [8/25/2009 9:19:28 AM]
Fundie Index: 151
Submitted By: Mithcoriel
Quote# 61701

BAD CHURCH WOMEN ON GOD’S HIT LIST

Stubborn women will use their own money to purchase clothes to get a man regardless if he or God is pleased with their choice of garments.

DUET 22:5 Women shall not wear that which pertains (has reference to or looks like mans), (lesbian pants suits, etc.), for all that do so are abomination (disgusting, hated and loathed) unto the lord “your” God.

1 PET 3:1 Likewise, you wives be in subjection to your own husbands (obey his orders without question); Most women choose to be damned before they will obey a simple command from God or man.

To God women wearing pants have the look of a whore and if they continuing therein will burn in hellfire. Some wear pants so tight their vagina separates and slices their buttocks in half for men to be tempted and turn from God laws of holiness.

When women young or old are raped because of skimpy and revealing clothes, floss beach suits, etc. they ask for it.

Dr R M Hands, Profitable Doctrines in God's Word 137 Comments [4/25/2009 2:53:13 PM]
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Quote# 65356

darwinists think playing dungeons and dragons is cool. In fact, they often plagiarize dungeons and dragons by stating that there are multiple universes and this is just one of billions of universes, therefore that is how darwinism can be true.

Yes, although it's just nonsense fantasy in dungeons and dragons, darwinists have taken that and turned it into a crackpot idea that they actually, truly believe is part of real-life.

I can't even begin to tell you how many dozens of times I've seen darwinists advocating that crackpot, dungeons and dragons plagiarized idea on the Expelled board.

Just goes to show once again that darwinists are batty.


Navaros, IMDB 102 Comments [9/2/2009 10:27:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 147
Submitted By: giz80
Quote# 64557

From where did this strange man named Barack Hussein Obama come, and how did he rise from obscurity? Twelve years ago, in the year 1997, while Barack Obama was being groomed and prepped for his position as President of the United States, three amazing things happened. In that year of 1997, Tony Blair, the occultist, was elected Prime Minister of Britain; Diana, Princess of Wales, died when the car she was in crashed into the thirteenth pillar of the roadway she was traveling on; and a new children’s book called Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone was published. That book by Janet K. Rowling and all her subsequent books became a part of an occult blueprint that would shape the hearts and minds of an entire generation to receive the Antichrist. Witchcraft was glorified in Rowling’s books as having a good side. It was a progressive brainwashing of good witchcraft triumphing over evil witchcraft. But it was all witchcraft, and it was all of Satan! Ministers of mainstream “Christianity” also jumped on that bandwagon, and thus, they touted “good” witchcraft.

Now we are going into our thirteenth year since the first Harry Potter book was published. The latest and most recent book in the series was made into a movie also, and it is scheduled to open in theaters everywhere on July 15th, 2009. The movie takes its title from the latest Harry Potter book and is entitled Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It is more than strange and ominous that the United States of America for the first time in its history as a nation has a President that is a half-blood prince! (This is being academically stated and is not intended as a racial remark.) In the year 2010, President Obama is planning to be presented as the saviour of the planet. This is scheduled to coincide with the thirteenth year of the Harry Potter mania that has swept our world.

David J. Meyer, Last Trumpet Ministries 93 Comments [8/3/2009 11:16:33 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
Quote# 64100

If a law forces rapists to marry their victims, then perhaps the number of rapes will decline to near zero. What’s more, if the law requires rapists to pay fifty shekels of silver to the father, this could indeed equate to the death penalty if the rapist hasn’t saved toward his bride’s future. Thus, we have narrowed down the field of rapists who marry their victims to only those who have saved for their “brides” future. If the girl happens to be ugly, he is required to marry her anyway. Again, this stipulation will help narrow the field further since potential rapists will be motivated to think before acting. Thirdly, if one “selects” his wife through means of rape, then he’ll never be able to divorce her even if “she” turns out to be a transvestite. The law is putting so many roadblocks into the potential rapist’s path, and causing him to think, I would guess most potential rapists would opt for the easier path of waiting for a willing partner. Thus, such a society could easily exceed the American society in quality by many fold.

[Bold mine]

Alan Clarke, Debunking Christianity  141 Comments [7/16/2009 10:57:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
Quote# 64976

Forcing a wife to have sex is not rape as her body already belongs to her husband.

nick, Y!A 123 Comments [8/19/2009 5:23:01 PM]
Fundie Index: 143
Quote# 70091

You say you have proven big bang it true because of microwaves and radiation. Do voices in these waves and radiation tell you big bang is real? How do I hear the voice of big bang as you have? Will big bang ever speak to me as he did you?

Why is there no records from 65,000,000 years ago saying big bang made everything out of nothing? So bible gives written documentation and your big bang is just "some guy" saying big bang is my faaaaaaaaaather?

So will you be pleased if the US Dollar starts saying in big bang we trust on it?

Exactly how old is this big bang God of yours? Since your Satanic money loving scientists you worship keep changing the date of Big Bangs birth. By the way when is the second coming of big bang?


Jesus never said in the bible I have to prove anything to you. All I have to do is love Jesus and my neighbor and my job is done. To bad your big bang does not teach atheists to love their neighbors as themselves.


Tell me this since you beleive we evolved from a rock. If someone were to smash a stone with a sledgehammer, would you consider that murder?

Heavens Janitor, Pharyngula 103 Comments [2/2/2010 9:10:28 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
Quote# 67315

On October 18, 2004, Arthur Shelton, a self described Christian and Eagle Scout, murdered his friend and roommate, Larry Hooper, because Hooper didn't believe in God.
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The trial began with the taped phone call Arthur Shelton placed to the Taylor police department in Taylor, Michigan, October 18, 2004, at precisely 12:44 AM. Shelton sounded calm and pridefull when he told the dispatcher he had just shot "the devil himself" with a revolver and a shotgun because "he (Hooper) didn't believe in God." Shelton told the dispatcher he was "still armed and ready to shoot again in case he moves. I want to make sure he's gone." When the dispatcher asked how many times he shot the victim Shelton replied, "hopefully enough."

Throughout the 15 minute phone call Shelton often repeated, "I'm a Christian and an Eagle Scout and I wouldn't lie," and "don't worry about me, I'm fine, but he's the devil." The dispatcher struggled to persuade Shelton to lay down his weapon and go outdoors with his arms raised. Shelton resisted, as he feared Hooper might not be "dead enough", but eventually complied.

Dead enough was an understatement. When the police arrived they were confronted with the grizzly scene of Hooper sitting upright on the couch with his head blown away and his brain laying on his hand. The autopsy report presented by the prosecutor was gruesome to be sure, but, for the record, Larry Hooper tested negative for all narcotics and alcohol.

Testimony by the arresting officer and the officers transporting Shelton to the police station revealed that while the officers were interested in gathering details about the incident, Shelton was obsessed with talking about God, the Eagle Scouts and stating he "would not talk to anyone who didn't believe in God but that he would talk to the police because he felt they believed in God."
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He stated he "was not sorry for a second that he killed Hooper." He stated, "In the eyes of the law I was wrong and will probably spend the rest of my life in prison, but in the eyes of God I have killed an evil person -- the devil himself."
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Judge Bill invited Shelton to make a statement and after fumbling for words Shelton stated he was sorry that Larry was dead but he did a job that had to be done. He stated that he actually, "saw fire and smoke coming from Larry's eyes and knew he was the devil himself."
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Even with all that behind us, December 19th, the day of sentencing, was still a horrific experience for myself, George Shiffer, Joe Milon, Lee Helms and Marty Maier. When leaving the courtroom the 'Christian' Shelton family lay in wait for us in the hallway. Their tears dried, they surrounded us shouting these comments: "The one good thing of all of this is that another Atheist is dead and the world is better off for it" and "The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist."

Arthur Shelton; Shelton Family, Newsvine 86 Comments [11/5/2009 3:12:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 142
Submitted By: Ajax
Quote# 65852

[Pro-abstinence blog]

When you play with fire, there is a 50/50 chance something will go wrong, and nine times out of ten it does.

June Swenson, Abstinence 113 Comments [9/21/2009 8:26:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 140
Submitted By: Tiger
Quote# 67654

I will choose my words here very carefully.

The United States of America is a Christian nation and its Christian constitution has been violated by the current president Barack Obama. Did he actually say that he was a Christian in order to gain power? Did he then apparently renounce his Christian faith? He has stated that he is a Muslim.

In other words, if the above is true, he has committed treason against the USA and its people. He is a direct threat to the national security of the USA. He has gained power under false pretences. Does his so-called dithering on sending more troops to Afghanistan endanger the troops in that country directly because of his own indecision and delay?

I can't reveal what we are doing in Britain for security reasons except to say that I am bringing direct charges of high treason against my own country's PM. But what you Americans need to do is to bring charges of treason against your current president quickly and swiftly in order to force him to step down. You can do this by contacting the FBI and Secret Service and start an official complaint against Obama accordingly. If you wait to try to impeach him through Congress, you will take to long ... and by the time they act it may be too late! Start the legal process now.

The USA is now in a position of actual civil war against Islam within its own borders and has been since the day Obama gained power. May God help you!

If you don't act immediately, Obama will bring in Sharia law making the murder of Christians, Jews and infidels legal. You have been warned.

Admzaa, Rapture Forums 189 Comments [11/16/2009 2:16:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 140
Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
Fundie in a Nutshell

Quote# 62405

I wear my ignorance like a badge!

It's our faith they need to see --- not our knowledge.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 73 Comments [5/18/2009 11:43:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 139
Quote# 64671

On The Nature
There is nothing beautiful about nature; to think that there is anything lovely about it is only delusion. The lilies of the field gorge themselves on the remains of death and decay. All that move on the earth directly or indirectly feast on each other with no pity or concern. Even the rainbow is a constant reminder that God once wiped life from the face of the earth, and He will do it again, and next time, He will leave NOTHING behind but an Earth scorched clean by the fires of his wrath.

Secondly, all undomesticated animals should receive our best efforts to eradicate them. The large predators and herbivores serve us no purpose and are an obstacle at best and a threat at worst. To think of them as attractive or to consider them worthy of any pity or consideration should earn the person the same scorn and derision that those with any sense give PETA and Greenpeace. Also, the extinction of any wild animal should result in celebration; one less species for the Greenies to rally around. Seriously, meat from the domesticated cow or pig serves us as well as meat from a deer.

Von Davidicus, RHJunior Forums 111 Comments [8/10/2009 7:40:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 138
Quote# 67791

There's a broader point here. Why the big push for black holes by liberals, and big protests against any objection to them? If it turned out empirically that promoting black holes tends to cause people to read the Bible less, would you still push this so much?

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 95 Comments [11/24/2009 7:30:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 138
The You Even Freak Out Jesus Award

Quote# 60603

Hubby and I both bawl all day long!!!

Hubby says that while he is working (he owns his own paint contracting company), and starts to think about Jesus and His return and the tears start to flow. Or while He is saying the Lord's Prayer, he breaks out in tears. He says he sobs when thinking about Jesus' return and seeing Him face to face. He says also when he remembers certain passages, like John 14:6, "Jesus said to him, I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me."

I too have been breaking down in tears and literally sobbing. My heart is overwhelmed and it is overflowing with the love that Jesus has for me. I can barely listen to a song that praises Jesus without bawling. Reading the Bible yesterday had me in tears. Reading some of the threads on this board make me break down.

But I think it is because the Holy Spirit is quickening our hearts. He is talking to us, now - more than ever and is calling us home. He is warning us and preparing us. Jesus IS coming. I think the entire Bride has heard His voice. He is giving us the urgency of the imminent return of Jesus for His Bride, and how important it is that we witness to as many as we can.

These tears are tears of joy IMHO. We long to be with our Father, and our Father has given us this yearning. I can only imagine that God is looking around the place that Jesus is/has prepared for us and is making sure everything is perfect. God is ready to tell His Son to, "Go get your Bride"!!!!

It won't be long now. Shout it from the rooftops!! Jesus is coming soon. He is Lord and Master and is getting ready to show Himself like never before!!!

Come Lord Jesus!!!

Chicken5516, RaptureReady 137 Comments [3/16/2009 2:20:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 137
Quote# 62522

There is nothing wrong with loving someone who is gay. There is nothing wrong with loving your pet cobra snake. But love or no love.....no one has any business trusting either around kids. A snake carries deadly venom. The faggot carries deadly disease, and the faggot is likely to assault the child sexually....in fact.....if the snake is the lesser risk of the two.....and the zoo keeps snakes in cages......then why cant we put all of the faggots in cages to protect the public? Everyday you could get up in the morning and water and feed your pet faggot and talk to your pet faggot. Occasionally you could let your pet faggot out of the cage and have him do the dishes for you. You could even train the faggot to feed the snake. But never, ever, ever, trust either one of them around children. That is just not appropriate at all. It has nothing to do with love. You can love your pet faggot just like you love your pet squirrell. But never, ever, allow them around children. They prey upon children.

Razzputin, Argue with Everyone 105 Comments [5/21/2009 8:06:09 PM]
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Quote# 64958

Among the camp’s practices, posted on the blog of a youth whose parents are forcing him to attend:
1. Kids in the program are not allowed to speak to anyone, not even their parents, for at least the first two days.
2. Kids are not allowed to go anywhere unless they are accompanied by at least two other participants, one of which has to have at least 8 weeks of prior indoctrination.
3. Kids are not allowed to keep a journal or a diary
4. Kids are not allowed to discuss what goes on in the program with anyone, not even their parents
5. Kids are not allowed to have contact with any family members other than parents, who also go through the program
6. Kids are not allowed to have any physical contact with any human being other than a hand shake or a pat on the shoulder, and only when authorized.
7. Kids are not allowed outside of a small geographic area within Memphis, even if accompanied by parents, without prior written authorization
8. Kids are not allowed to listen to any music that is not explicitly Christian (Bach and Beethoven are specifically forbidden as being non-Christian)
9. Kids are not permitted to enter restaurants that serve alcohol
10. Kids are not allowed to speak after 9:00 p.m. under any circumstance
11. Kids may be placed in a state of isolation where they are not allowed to communicate with one another"

Straight Camp, blog - NYC Liberalism 113 Comments [8/18/2009 6:27:33 PM]
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Submitted By: JennyB
Quote# 61849

id find it disrespectful if someone called me jewish so i cant imagine how insulted jesus and moses would feel if they were called jewish. i just dont think we should insult them like that when im sure they would rather be called christians. i just dont think it is right to call them jewish when they seem more like christians to me. someone once said you can tell who a christian is by their fruits. its probably blasfamous to call them jewish it is just rude. everyone thinks of them as christians no one ever thinks of jesus as jewish do they?

Englands Rose, Christian Forums 107 Comments [4/29/2009 2:04:32 PM]
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Quote# 62364

In an unrelated note. I always carry a few nuts and bolts at amusement parks. after we get locked in the ride and start to move, I hold up a few of them and say to the person next to me look what just fell out of this thing. It is a great witnessing tool. Everytime I did that the person next to me started praying.

Steve in Austin, Rapture Ready 121 Comments [5/15/2009 5:26:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Tiger
Quote# 63886

Your husband has certain rights under the US Constitution. If he is Christian, he can claim he believes rebellious wives should be poverty stricken, so girls can learn how to behave. Child support payments would prevent poverty, and thus violate the man's right to practice religion. If the man is Christian, abetting a rebellious wife, in her wanton harlotry, by using his income to subsidize her rebellion against him, places the man in a continuous state of sin, condemning his soul to Hell, if he is forced to pay child support.

There is one bargaining chip. When Nature teaches young lovers, the virgin releases her blood sacrifice of innocence, proving she belongs to the man. The water from the virgin consecrates her marriage bed, for creation of new blessed life, in her holy and chaste womb. The blood from the virgin seals the blood covenant of marriage, between God The Father, the virgin's bridegroom, and the virgin. To separate this couple, while the breath of remains in both, necessitates Nature claim one human life, so Her words, 'Until death you shall not part', are not made lies. Nature isn't picky about exactly who dies, as long it is one of the spouses, or the wife's divorce lawyer, or the judge that presided over the divorce hearing.

The husband retains absolute sovereignty over who will commit suicide, giving Nature the death required to separate a man from his wife, against the husband's wishes. If you and he are married, he gives up this right. But if you aren't technically married, your husband can write to the judge that presided over his divorce hearing, and tell the judge he is giving him the death needed to separate spouses married according to natural law.

Otherwise, your children inherit this death from his chromosomes. Divorce is a curse. One person must die for every divorced couple, that was married according to natural law; that is, the virgin giving her blood sacrifice of innocence. It only makes good sense to give this death to the wife's divorce lawyer, or the judge. Tell the judge if the arrears aren't wiped out, he is getting that death, by Divine Edict of Almighty God.

Swan Sword, ANCPR - Fathers Rights - Custody - Child Support - Forum 84 Comments [7/8/2009 7:19:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Equalist
Quote# 61216

All men are born equal but atheists are only half men. Man consists of mind, soul and spirit. Atheists do not have a spirit (this makes them worth 2/3 of a normal hum man) and they hardly have a soul either as they can feel little more then hatred, geek and pathetic depressions. (no Christian can ever be depressed since we are Holy Children of God, depressed people are laughable) No atheist can never be in love, or ever feel true love. (their love is only lust and/or sadism) This makes them about 1/3 man. Also we all know that it's gay to be atheist and gays are not men, their are assheads who should terminated as well as other threats to the society. (like commies, feminists, masons and immigrants)

To sum it up, my dear amerikkkan fat asstheist neard with cola: You are a failure!

God's crusader, christianforums 117 Comments [4/7/2009 2:09:08 PM]
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Quote# 68040

[re: my boyfriend raped me]

Somehow I don't think the temporary inconvenience of being raped by your boyfriend can compare with being pounced on by thugs (for no reason at all)

Hyperon, Pharyngula 92 Comments [12/10/2009 5:37:16 PM]
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Quote# 60819

["I'm doing a research project on misogyny in religion, and while I've found plenty of misogynist passages in the Bible, Qur'an, and Torah, I'm also looking for examples of women's rights in these texts. I've found what might be considered respect for women in the Qur'an, but I would really love to find some examples of women's rights in the Bible, too, so that my argument won't be one-sided. I'm writing a fairly subjective paper that won't end up "siding" with any one religion.

So if anybody could direct me to some passages in the Bible that refer to women's rights (in a positive light) that would be wonderful.

Thanks,
Meg"]


Hi Meg

The truth is that if you're a woman who does not care about salvation there are no rules in the Bible that concern you. If you want to have an abortion go ahead but we are bound to speak up for the innocent child you kill. And this is especially true since plan parenthood feeds and the public trough using our money to do your killing. I'm sorry but I go off on tangents when I think of the 50,000,000 children put to death in America for the convenience of the mothers. Makes the holocaust look like a drive by shooting.

Nope Meg God has no rules for you if you're not interested in salvation, you go girl. You show the world who's boss.

JB Horn, In His Word Baptist Forum 85 Comments [3/23/2009 4:45:28 PM]
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Quote# 61027

Nope, no vaccinations for my children. They are 3 & 4 and have never had more than the sniffles their entire life. I cover them with pray, rebuke the enemy and stand on God's promises. And He has been faithful.

Based on my research, vaccinations do more harm than good.

I think everyone should decide based on their own personal research and convictions. If a mom chooses to vaccinate, it's her decision. I however, cannot, in good conscience, subject my children to this poison.

InHisSteps, Rapture Ready 130 Comments [3/31/2009 3:15:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Micro Riot
Quote# 63185



Ron Owen, Current News 91 Comments [6/11/2009 8:07:44 PM]
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Quote# 64921

Our church practices courtship and this is how we do it:

Prior to 18 the girls and boys are NEVER alone together. They do everything in group activities... group means 7 or more.. not an even number for pairing off and there must be an adult present as chaperone.

At 18, if two people are interested in each other, they stand before the congregation and announce their intention to court. The whole body is responsible for keeping them accountable. They can now go out alone but the girls parents must okay each session. No later than 6 months later, they must either begin a 6 months counseling session for premarriage or they must separate (no harm, no foul). After the 6 months if they so desire, they may marry at any time provided the pastor who does all the counseling and the two sets of parents agree and give their blessing.

Our girls and boys have a 99% rate for total purity at marriage... meaning their first kiss was at the alter. We have a next to 0 divorce rate and the kids totally buy into this, they are not being forced.

jeaucamon, Rapture Ready 122 Comments [8/17/2009 2:13:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus
Quote# 65741

[In a topic about whether or not it is right to teach children religion.]

My boys are 6 and 8
they learn about Jesus, they know about Noah and the flood, they understand sin, they know the bad guys don't like Jesus, they understand that jesus was pinished on the cross for the things they have done wrong, they have told Jesus they are sorry for doing wrong and ask Jesus if they can be in His family, they are not sure about water baptism, they are ready for the rapture, they know Jesus has a mansion prepared for them, they understand they return with Jesus at the second coming on white horses, they hope their 2 dogs will be with them in the millennium, they understand socialism is wrong, they don't want anyone voting for Obama in 2012

we haven't discussed religion yet

BuzzardHut, RaptureReady 92 Comments [9/15/2009 6:11:42 AM]
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Submitted By: EpicWolf
Quote# 64431

Eating fetuses is MURDER & CANNIBALISM. This is one reason why abortion should be banned. People will probably eat fetuses when abortion is made legal.

Karl, Listverse 95 Comments [7/27/2009 2:24:26 PM]
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Quote# 64964

Topic: Atheists should be stripped off parental rights

Before I speak, let us ask God to give us the wisdom to come to a rational decision. In the name of the Father, his only Son Jesus Christ and Holy Ghost, Amen!

I had an interesting talk with my pastor the other day. I showed him the posts of one "atheist female" from these boards and he was horrified to see that she is a mother. Hundreds of Christian women are unable to have children because Satan gives children to atheistic females. It's a also fact that atheistic females have a sexual contact with males outside the holy wedlock, for they are sinful and full of lust. They don't have right to carry children in their wombs. It is illegal and against the word of God. I don't want my child who is 9 years old to go to the same school with the child whose godfather is Satan. No, no! I shall not tolerate this any longer! You atheists walk the earth only to blaspheme His Holy Name and His only Son Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost! How dare you? Live your pathetic lives and only when you surrender your life to the Christ shall you proliferate by the blessing of the Church.

God bless you all to find the way out of Satan and if not may he smite you if his vengeance for your filthy and life full of debauchery.

Anna Palatini, Facebook Atheist discussion board 93 Comments [8/20/2009 8:52:29 PM]
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Quote# 62114

(From an anti-porn protest website)

"A recent survey shows 85 percent of rapes and molestation are reenactments of a porn video/DVD. This means every time someone buys a smut video/DVD there is an 85 percent chance that sale will eventually result in a rape or molestation of a child."

The Uniontown Protesters, War-line.org 139 Comments [5/7/2009 4:05:46 PM]
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Quote# 60798

Khamisa Sawadi, 75, is a Syrian widow of a Saudi man still living in the Kingdom. She has been sentenced to 40 lashes and four months in jail for simply being seen speaking with two young men who are not her relatives. After being flogged and jailed, she will then be deported for the crime under Sharia law. She was convicted of “illegal mingling.”

Saudi Arabian Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice. , Jonathan Turly's blog 65 Comments [3/22/2009 8:52:00 PM]
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Submitted By: solomongrundy
Quote# 65836

bats are birds because they fly and look like birds. that's how we define things: by looking at them.

[later]

ostriches are birds because they look like birds. flight is not necessary, if they are enough similar to a bird.

i wouldn't call penguins birds because they look kinda weird. a little birdish, but not entirely birds. they are waterbirds.

i think it's foolish to say that an animal is a different kind of animal just because it is warmblooded or coldblooded, or if it lays eggs instead of children, because a normal person can't even notice if a creature has warm blood or not, only scientists can do that, so scientists can have their definitions and we normal people have our own

omicron7 , IMDB 122 Comments [9/17/2009 7:51:24 PM]
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Submitted By: wautd
Quote# 63973

Question (by forever for Him) :Would you vote for me for president ?

Here are the things I would do ...

1.First thing I do is bring back prohibition...the wine the beer the alcohol all made by satan...this thing called wine beer alcohol have done bad things to make bad people .... i will make sure no one makes drinks one drop of beer wine and alcohol for it is very dangerous... in fact did you know that the bible speaks out against drink it ? have you notice it is the libs who want to make bad things like this legal ?

2.The second thing i would do is ban evolution from being teached anywhere,, from private schools to homeschools (no public schools when i become president..)thinking you are a monkey will send you to hell. have you notice its always the libs who think they come from monkys ?

3.The third thing i would do is keep on doing the death penalty... a lot more in fact... it is always the libs who want to protect the criminals...

4,the next thing i would do is ban abortion and give the prison to and death penalty for those who try to kill their babies by have abortion.more people have been killed by abortion then by war in fact... did you know that ?

5.next thing i would do is make california a place where all the homosexness go.... first i would take all of the NORMAL people out of california then place every bad people there like the homosexuals. put a 30 foot wall all around california.... in fact most of the homo people come from california anyway !

6.the sixth thing i would do is remove the liberal media... abc stands for already been condemned (by God). nbc stands for never been converted(to christian).the rest you can figure out !

7.number seven... i would make intolerance of christianity a hate crimem, anyone, who speaks hate against christians will be put in to prison... people like darwin, dawkins, christopher hitchens... just like libs make speaking out against homosex a hate crime i will make being against us christians a hate crime...

Answer(by jazzie):would you put prayer back in school?
put all atheist on a island and let them fellowship among themselves
serial killers on a different island

if you say yes you have my vote

forever for Him &jazzie, Yahoo Answers 139 Comments [7/12/2009 8:36:18 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
Quote# 69040

Some twenty years of investigating claims that the the Earth rotates on an axis and orbits the Sun, and that the universe began evolving 15 billion years ago and is 15 billion light years thick, have left me without the slightest doubt:
a) That The Earth Is Not Moving;
b) That the Bible’s repeated declarations that it is the Sun that moves and not the Earth are absolutely accurate;
c) That the Big Bang Model ruling today’s cosmology is handcuffed to the Copernican Heliocentricity Model;
d) That both of these Models are built solely on contra-scientific assumptions held together by occult mathematics and fraudulent use of computerized technology
e) That those deceptive and vulnerable assumptions now undergird the entirety of modern man’s "knowledge"
f) That both the Heliocentricity and the Big Bang Models represent the fulfillment of a "creation scenario" of Kabbalic Judaism masquerading as "science"
g) That the purpose of this hidden religious agenda has been to destroy the "creation scenario" of the Bible and thereby destroy the credibility of the rest of the Bible right on through Jesus and the New Testament....
h) That the time for all who love truth over deception to give this issue their most careful and prayerful attention is now. This is especially true for all Christians who realize that their religion stands or falls on the the restoration of the absolute credibility of the Bible. This Biblical non-moving Earth issue alone can force that restoration and expose all the lies now connected with evolution-based false science (I Tim. 6:20,21).

Marshall Hall, Fixed Earth 64 Comments [12/26/2009 5:24:53 AM]
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Quote# 62283

[If your god revealed to you in a set of flawless communications you could not dispute that you should kill every child you see under the age of 2, would you?]

I don't see what the problem is, or why people were avoiding this last night. I mean, of course it's supposed to be a trap but it's a toothless one of no concern to any sufficiently intelligent individual. The answer is yes, and how would you possibly take issue with that position regardless of whether you believe in my god or don't believe in any god?

If I am correct that my God is the Creator God, that we are all his creations, then killing every child under two on the planet is no more inherently significant than a programmer unilaterally wiping out his AI-bots in a game universe. He alone has the right to define right and wrong, and as the Biblical example of King Saul and the Amalekites demonstrates, He has occasionally deemed it a moral duty to wipe out a people.

And as we are informed in Revelation, He will wipe out many peoples through the acts of (presumably) His angels. Jefferson can complain that this makes God unworthy of worship all he likes, but that's as irrelevant as complaining that Stalin wasn't properly elected according to the Soviet Constitution. Although in this case it isn't might makes right, it is a much simpler case of might = right. Obey or perish.

Vox Day, Vox Populi 95 Comments [5/13/2009 1:23:57 PM]
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Quote# 60879

[Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate?]

Dear Concerned in San Diego,
You need to immediately take that sinful device from your daughter. Masturbation is another form of pornography that will infest your daughter’s mind and serve as a gateway to far worse sexual activities.

Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.

Masturbation will make your daughter very comfortable exploring her body, and it will not be long until she begins to envision other people partaking in the deviant behavior with her.

This will of course lead to your daughter seeking out a male companion, or even female. As a teenager, your daughter’s mind is not yet developed enough to handle the pressures and responsibilities of being sexually active. It will lead to great sorrow in her life if you don’t put a stop to it right now.

So first, have a talk with your daughter and pray with her. Pray all that sinful desire of masturbation right out of her heart. Throw the device away, and then enroll her in some abstinence counseling sessions. These will teach your daughter the value and need of respecting her body until marriage. Masturbation is very unnatural and by taking proactive steps to get this bizarre behavior out of your teen’s life, you’ll ensure she has a better future.
-Amber

Ask Amber, Christian Wire 112 Comments [3/26/2009 7:38:06 AM]
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Quote# 65201

[Concerning a bill in the Bahamas to outlaw marital rape]

"It is ridiculous for them to try to make that a law, because I don't think a man can rape his own wife. After two people get married, the Bible says that they become one – one flesh. How is it possible to rape what is yours?"


"Even if a woman says no to her husband it still can't be considered rape because she is his wife. He already paid his dues at the church and she already said 'I do,' so from then on, even if [a man] forces sex on his wife, it isn’t rape"

Pemmie Sutherland and Elvis Russell, The Bahama Journal 57 Comments [9/1/2009 9:58:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Comhradh
Quote# 65678

[ Describing an encounter with a Satanist called "The Queen of the Coast" before he became a Christian]

She took me to a corner of the barbeach, used something like a belt and tied around us and immediately a force came from behind and pushed us into the sea. We started flying on the surface of the water and straight to the ocean. Dear reader, these happened in my physical form ! At a point we sank into the sea bed and to my surprise I saw us walking along an express way. We moved into a city with a lot of people all very busy.

I saw laboratories, like science lab, designing lab, and a theatre. At the back of the city, I saw young beautiful girls and handsome young men. No old people. She introduced me to them and I was welcomed. She took me to places like “darkroom”, “drying room”, and “packing room”. She then took me to a main factory and warehouse and then came to her private mansion. There she sat me and told me : “I am the queen of the coast and would like very much to work with you. I promise to give you wealth and all that go with it, protection and all that go with it, life and an ‘angel’ to guide you.”

She pressed a button and a tray came out with human flesh (in pieces) in it and we ate together. She commanded a boa to appear and asked me to swallow it. I could not. She insisted but I could not, how could I swallow a live boa. She then used her powers and I swallowed it. These were three covenants : The human flesh and blood, the boa and the demonic angel were always there to make sure no secret was revealed.

But the ‘angel’ was given power to discipline me if I went astray and also to bring me food from the sea any time I was here on earth. I promised to obey her always. After this promise she took me to another part of the ocean, this time an island. There were trees and each of these trees had different duties :
- tree for poisoning,
- tree for killing,
- tree for invoking, and
- tree for cure.
She gave me powers to change to all kinds of sea animals like hippopotamus, boa constrictor and crocodile and then she vanished. I stayed in the sea for a week and through one of the means (as crocodile) mentioned above I came back to the world.

Emmanuel Amos, Insights of God 73 Comments [9/13/2009 4:15:35 AM]
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Quote# 65994


Girls should not be allowed to play alone with boys. The parents should see to it that she plays with other girls. This is important for many reasons. She should play only with toys that are uniquely for girls. This, by all means, should include dolls, doll clothes, housecleaning equipment, dishes, pots and pans, etc. She should participate in sports enough to become coordinated but she should not excel in sports. If later she marries a man who is very athletic, she could become more proficient in some particular sport that he enjoys, but if she becomes an expert in a sport that is usually associated with men and boys, it could prove embarrassing to her future husband, and for that matter, it could entice her to become more masculine than she ought to be.

Pastor Jack Hyles, jesus-is-savior 84 Comments [9/22/2009 9:46:30 PM]
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Quote# 69431

Homosexual bait and switch is a technique used by covert homosexuals in order to convert heterosexuals to homosexuality, or at least, question their heterosexuality. Covert homosexuals will heavily alter their personal appearance in order to disguise their gender. These covert homosexuals will enter "meaningful" relationships with heterosexuals of the same sex without ever disclosing their own true gender. These homosexuals do a convincing job by utilizing deceit and powerful mind-control techniques. Only when the victim thinks they are in love does the covert homosexual reveal their true identity. At this point, the victim is too emotionally attached to the homosexual to leave them, giving the homosexual the upper-hand. Coercion into a counter-fit same-sex marriage is not uncommon. Even victims that somehow escape a homosexual's grasps usually go through withdrawal which causes some to suffer a homosexual relapse.

The term homosexual bait and switch can also be used to describe other things; such as J.K. Rowling retroactively stating that a popular character, Dumbledore, from the Harry Potter series is homosexual.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 91 Comments [1/6/2010 9:01:57 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
Quote# 60977

Final judgment by God and assigning people to Hell is not an act of hate, but love. I do not believe in a God of hate. When God ordered the Israelis to smash the heads of babies on the rocks and kill everyone in the Old Testament, I consider those acts of love, not hate.

God acts out love and just because his actions do not fit into my world view or align up to my sense of justice, I will continue to trust in the justice of God than any person.

Tim, Christianity Today, Comments 76 Comments [3/28/2009 9:21:53 PM]
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Submitted By: Telamon
Quote# 66096

I have always been afraid of Muslims. I remember the last time I flew (in '89 I think) I was on the plane and 2 men were sitting I think across the aisle talking in a foreign language. I was terrified that they were hijackers, and I was almost in tears the whole flight. In retrospect I think they may have been speaking French. But it was so scary for me at the time....

RHCCapri, RR 109 Comments [9/28/2009 6:37:53 AM]
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Quote# 67858

[Regarding a woman who left the Quiverfull movement and apologised for putting God before her kids.]

She apologied for putting God before her family....?

Oops. Sorry, PC crowd, but God is supposed to come first...A #1...in everything. Ahead of yourself, ahead of your spouse, ahead of your kids...(oh noez, he said in front of your KIDS!!!)...yup. That's how it's SUPPOSED to work.

Putting God second...even after your precious little munchkins...is a disaster waiting to happen.

Timber, www.lemondrop.com 95 Comments [11/25/2009 1:37:23 PM]
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Quote# 61236

Science is good for some things but I don't see much applicability when I'm visiting a hospital room of a terminally ill person.

Alan Clarke, Pharyngula 78 Comments [4/7/2009 7:13:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
Quote# 62574

He did not leave me though. I left him. He refused to leave. He fought the divorce all the way. He was willing to live with me, most definitely, and enjoyed beating me. He even told me soon after we were married that he was going to make the days with my father (who was also very abusive) seem like the most pleasurable. He enjoyed beating and abusing me and do it all he wanted. He was even going to set fire to me. God never allows a woman in scripture to divorce her abusive husband and marry later. If she departs, she is under biblical bondage to her husband until one of them dies and has to remain unmarried or reconcile to her husband. I would have been better off had I stayed.

The Bible does not say a woman could divorce for grounds of adultery. That was given to the man. Men could even marry more than one wife.


Mezuzas, Rapture Ready 97 Comments [5/23/2009 9:59:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Nightjaguar
Quote# 65891

I'm actually glad that I am mentally ill because I have noticed that a lot of mentally ill people are Christians.

Jsmythe, rapture ready 121 Comments [9/21/2009 9:50:47 AM]
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Quote# 63475

the ladies are rite,
atheists need too shut up.
You don't see any religious people, trying to? push their ideas on other people. Christians and other religions are all happy to have our christian prayer's in their schools. its all faith's- christian-jew-muslim together praying to jesus, it's beautiful.

emailregan, YouTube Comments 115 Comments [6/24/2009 10:29:22 PM]
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Submitted By: EpicWolf
Quote# 68883

...not all statements need a citation. If I were to make an edit saying "95% of all liberals practice deceit" it wouldn't need a citation or reference, because it is a truism, so apparent to anyone with common sense and an open mind, that it is obvious.

TK, Conservapedia 77 Comments [12/22/2009 3:22:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Afs189
Quote# 60957

[After someone points out that while atheists outnumber Christians on Wikipedia, the number of Wikipedians of all faiths still outnumber atheist Wikipedians]

Faith is a uniquely Christian concept. It is being used incorrectly above

Aschlafly, Conservapedia 57 Comments [3/28/2009 4:00:38 PM]
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Quote# 65190

God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex.

Carl Everett, Sports Illustrated Online 77 Comments [9/2/2009 10:26:16 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
Quote# 60642

Right. For you to talk to me, you as somebody who is not a Scientologist to talk to me about what my beliefs are or to ask me to explain any core religious belief, that's an offensive concept. Nobody should ever be asked to do that.

Tommy Davis, kesq.com 77 Comments [3/17/2009 6:09:46 PM]
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Quote# 66708

"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED IN 58AD?"

Once again, Nero persecuted the Christians for turning the world upside down --- as in 'reversing its poles.'

In AD57, [what is now called] Antarctica was at the top of the world --- due North.

In AD58, [what is now called] Antarctica was at the bottom of the world --- due South.

Nero used that as an excuse to persecute the Christians.

Is there any way I can make this any simpler for you?

AV1611VET, Christianforums.com 108 Comments [10/20/2009 11:35:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Master jarhead
Quote# 67353

Subject: I'm NOT letting this go!

I've recruited my "hacker" friend for this and we REALLY are going to find out exactly who created those magnets (you!) When we figure out who's involved, we will do background searches and eventually find out the location of your private residence.

Do you think I was kidding in my initial e-mail? You are not dealing with tolerant people here. If you would like to see just how intolerant we are, you keep on selling your sac-religious paraphernalia...

Believe me: you are fucked! You know why? Because we have the free time to dismember you and all your Atheist (and/or Kike) friends. And if we are eternally punished for this, so be it.

George Bush is going deeper into to Hell than we ever could. There is a man who thinks he's doing God's work... and he's really just an Israeli puppet!

My advice to you is to feel nauseous for your useless life, because it may end sooner than you wish (probably NOT as soon as WE wish, but let's See how our "people search" goes!)

I hope the profit you made on your fucky little magnets can afford you a plane ticket far from your home. (It already gets you a ticket to fucking hell)

I just wanted to let you know that your "Dress-up Mel" and "Dress-up Jesus" pages popped up unexpectedly on my home computer, otherwise I wouldn't have known about them. This is why I will spend all the money all can muster to leave my unforgettable mark on your life. And after that, on others like you...

I really hope you are taking us as serious as we are taking you.

Mitchel Stanton, Normal Bob Smith 67 Comments [11/6/2009 10:49:02 AM]
Fundie Index: 112
Quote# 65648

Mesbah-Yazdi is considered Ahmadinejad's personal spiritual guide...Can an interrogator rape the prisoner in order to obtain a confession?" was the follow-up question posed to the Islamic cleric...Mesbah-Yazdi answered: "The necessary precaution is for the interrogator to perform a ritual washing first and say prayers while raping the prisoner. If the prisoner is female, it is permissible to rape through the vagina or anus. It is better not to have a witness present. If it is a male prisoner, then it's acceptable for someone else to watch while the rape is committed.

Mesbah-Yazdi, www.israelnationalnews.com 76 Comments [9/6/2009 10:08:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 112
Quote# 61246

My son's daughter and I were riding down the road and the door locks started opening and locking by themselves.

At first I thought I had hit the button on the door, when I realized I didn't and it kept happening, I asked my son's girlfriend is it was her, she said no.

As it kept happening we both became alarmed, she said it must be a ghost. I said they're is no such thing, I said it could be an evil spirit. I asked her is she was messing with anything she shouldn't "weegie board, etc". (excuse my spelling, not sure how to spell that board) She said no.

As the door locking and unlocking continued the more alarmed we got. My son's girlfriend said what should I do "she was driving" I said to pull into the upcoming shopping center and told her we should pray.

In prayer I asked the Lord to take away what ever it was and asked for His protection. I had absolute faith that as a child of God He would answer our prayer. My son's girlfriend agreed in prayer.

After we prayed the locking and unlocking of doors stopped, completely stopped. What the heck was this?

I haven't been spiritually attacked in a LONG time. I feel very secure in my faith and relationship with the Lord, why this now?

Any input will be greatly appreciated!

Cookie, RR 126 Comments [4/8/2009 11:47:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 111
Quote# 61466

My nine- and eleven-year-old daughters came in from a neighbor's house complaining of a young mother's failure to train her child. A seven-month-old boy had, upon failing to get his way, stiffened, clenched his fists, bared his toothless gums and called down damnation on the whole place. At a time like that, the angry expression on a baby's face can resemble that of one instigating a riot. The young mother, wanting to do the right thing, stood there in helpless consternation, apologetically shrugged her shoulders and said, "What can I do?" My incredulous nine-year-old whipped back, "Switch him." The mother responded, "I can't, he's too little." With the wisdom of a veteran who had been on the little end of the switch, my daughter answered, "If he is old enough to pitch a fit, he is old enough to be spanked."

Michael & Debi Pearl's daughter, To Train Up a Child 100 Comments [4/15/2009 5:51:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 111
Submitted By: skater gal
Quote# 65619

If natural selection is a universal rule, molecules will find ways to live on the surface of the sun.

Mada, CARM 111 Comments [9/10/2009 6:43:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 111
Quote# 60978

Look at the ignorance of doctors over the past few centuries. Sanitary practices, such as washing hands, were laughed at by doctors, while thousands of patients continued to die. It was unimaginable to doctors back then, that washing one's hands somehow was related to a patient's health in the operating room. Can you believe that? Evolutionists today are just as ignorant of the truth of God's Word, and of common sense itself. It's hard to imagine that millions of people were dying from a simple lack of ascorbic acid (Vitamin C) just a couple hundred years ago. If evolution is true, then it took man billions of years to learn all these kindergarten lessons. And ironically, man has only learned these lessons in the past couple hundred years. You've got to be kidding me! Don't tell me that it took mankind BILLIONS of years to learn to wash his hands to prevent disease! The truth is that mankind has taken baby-steps since 4,000 B.C., and it did take him nearly 6,000 years to learn to wash his hands. This is just another undeniable PROOF that evolution is a lie. If mankind had evolved over millions of years, then men would have discovered these inventions a very long time ago.

The truth is that evolutionists are hardhearted against the truth of God's Word. The Word of God declares that God created the world at approximately 4,000 B.C.—YOU'D BE A FOOL NOT TO BELIEVE IT, BECAUSE THERE'S NO HISTORY PRIOR TO 4,000 B.C. As incredible as this fact is, it is undeniable proof against evolution.

David J. Stewart, Proof that Evolution is a Hoax 85 Comments [3/28/2009 9:29:45 PM]
Fundie Index: 111
Junior Scientist Award

Quote# 60622

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Physicists have been theorizing for decades about the 'electromagnetic force,' the 'weak nuclear force,' the 'strong nuclear force,' and so-called 'force of gravity'. And they tilt their findings toward trying to unite them into one force. But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus...

Paradigm, RaptureReady 110 Comments [3/17/2009 3:17:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 110
Quote# 65851

As His post on the frontline in Berlin—despite the most heroic and superhuman effort—was being overrun by Bolshevik hordes, the Führer chose to perform one last, symbolic act of defiance against the powers of darkness: He elected to stand in faithful solidarity with those thousands of Heroes who had already fallen in the struggle for a new and better world.

His physical body was then consigned to the flames, since which time—all rumors and false reports to the contrary—no man has again seen Him in the flesh, nor has any trace of Him been found. In so doing, He fulfilled the will Higher Destiny, which had decreed that no human hand should ever touch Him in the accomplishment of His mission.

Before His departure, Adolf Hitler uttered these prophetic words: “It is necessary that I should die for my people; but my spirit will rise from the grave, and the world will know that I was right.”

Yes, Adolf Hitler did die. But the good news is that He is not dead. He has been reborn—resurrected and transfigured.

His spirit has risen from the grave, even as He said it would; and He is alive in the world today!



New Order, New Order 78 Comments [9/22/2009 8:23:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 109
Quote# 66199

Thinking for ourselves is quite dangerous..

Would it not, rather, be prudent to seek the Lord and Live?

Zeena, Christian Forums 72 Comments [10/1/2009 8:01:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 109
Submitted By: LightHorseman
Quote# 67698

"science flies people to the moon, religion flies people into buildings."

Atheists (or at least members of secular anti-religious political groups) have, in fact, carried out a disproportionate number of suicide bombings throughout modern history.

Smorfia48, Moonbattery 98 Comments [11/19/2009 7:36:06 PM]
Fundie Index: 109
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
Quote# 68741

[Why do we not see sunlight during the night?]

Because men do not believe the Word of God about the sun's creation and purpose they make up stories about it.

The sun is not what earthlings who deny the Word of God as true say it is; neither in composition, size, distance, or purpose. Earthlings have not measured it, tested it, or visited it; and men who make claims about what they cannot test, handle, or examine inside and out are foolish indeed.

God made it on day four of creation to "rule/govern" the created light of day one, and set it in the heavens on an orbit/path/circuit from one end of heaven to the other.

Enoch was shown the entire created universe and you can read what he was shown in the book of 1 Enoch [Ethiopian Enoch], in the astronomical book. Acording to Enoch, the sun is the same size as the moon -exactly- but it is the gatherer of the light of day one, and that light is sent out mightily by the sun from one end of heaven to the other, as the Word of God states, in its orbit around the earth.

yeshuasavedme, City-Data 80 Comments [12/16/2009 7:31:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 109
Submitted By: Cole
Quote# 60907

right now christians are the most oppressed race in america. The oppression is growing worse then the nazi oppression of the jews. The liberal US is intentionally being a poison to christianity. Can anyone tell me why their trying to destory our nation?

carposter, All About Cars 92 Comments [3/26/2009 5:59:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 109
Quote# 68850

I have a gay adult child. She will burn for it. I don't like the term homophobic as it denotes fear. I do not fear gays, far from it, but I do have a shit load of disgust and a total lack of respect for gays as is my God given right to. My daughters life is one giant train wreck after another. I didn't raise her that way, I was military strict, I blame the public schools mostly, they made it okay to not do as your parents say and actually undermined my authority .
So, if one must call me names, bigot or fag hater fits me better than homophobic and I'm perfectly fine with it.

HolmWrecker, Little Green Footballs 74 Comments [12/21/2009 11:08:49 AM]
Fundie Index: 109
Quote# 68578

A person needs to spend 80-90% of his time reading the bible, if not 95-100%.

dobieman0488, Christian Forums 115 Comments [12/16/2009 6:46:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 108
Submitted By: Cameron Williams
Quote# 61268

Aren't the atheists silly...?
They think that gravity is 'leaking' in from other universes (with no evidence to support it!), when EVERYBODY knows that the earth's gravity is caused by the centrifugal force of it spinning around...

If the earth stopped spinning, we'd all fly right off!

Howard D, Yahoo Answers R&S 84 Comments [4/9/2009 4:05:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 107
Quote# 67857

I still pray every night that the atheists and those that belong to the occult are wiped-off the face of the earth and HOPEFULLY that will come sooner than later!

Father Anglo-Saxon, Pharyngula 108 Comments [11/25/2009 1:37:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 107
Quote# 62441

"I beat him severely with canes until they broke, yet he never shed a tear," said Eshiett Nelson Eshiett, 76. "One day, I took a broom to hit him and he started crying. Then I knew he was possessed by demons. ... Nigerian witches are terrified of brooms."

Grandfather of Nigerian boy accused of being a "Witch Chiild", CNN.com article 70 Comments [5/19/2009 9:25:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 106
Submitted By: Dark_Lord_Prime
Quote# 61257

In his speech in Turkey.......Barack HUSSEIN Obama ADMITTED that he was a Muslim.........
Obama bowed PROSTATE in front of the Saudi King at the G-20.
WHY would he do this? Answer: BECAUSE HE IS A MUSLIM.
Since he has LIED PROFUSELY about his TRUE RELIGION during his campaign.......couldn't he be impeached for misrepresenting himself and lying many, many times? Isn't he COMMITTING TREASON by going to other countries and DISSING the United States??? I consider Obama a TRAITOR to the United States.
Obama claims in that same speech that the United States IS NOT a Christian nation. That we are merely a nation of similar ideals.
Do Obama voters think this way? If so, then you may as well know this.........."I" will never be a Muslim, I will never CHANGE my religion for Obama or any of you FR**KS OF NATURE.
Obama does not speak for me.........I am a CHRISTIAN......and will REMAIN SO.
Obama and ALL of his FELLOW MUSLIMS can go POUND SAND.

I Question Everything, Topix 110 Comments [4/8/2009 4:40:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 106
Quote# 66110

I think it is unfair to say people in their 20-40s are clueless. I am 29 years old, my husband is 35. I am extremely well informed on current world events and the evils of our President. Mostly thanks to rapture ready news, Rush, and Mike Savage.

ashkick01, RR 84 Comments [10/5/2009 7:19:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 106
Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
Quote# 63344



Answers in Genesis, Answers in Genesis 83 Comments [6/18/2009 6:41:28 PM]
Fundie Index: 105
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
Quote# 66908

...•A third group is Evolutionists, day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie. Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide.

This is the origin myth of Atheism, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around. Atheism is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism. These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America.

There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail and the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!

Paden Reilly, Let the children come to jesus 95 Comments [10/27/2009 6:42:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 105
Quote# 68852

I remember the scripture that says "Be fruitful and mulitply", I don't remember there being a scripture that says "Be careful with the planet". People need to stop letting science be their lives dictator.

LEedge, ABC News comments 73 Comments [12/21/2009 11:13:57 AM]
Fundie Index: 104
Submitted By: Gah
Quote# 61517

No need to watch the news, I've got a bible.

Hypothetical conversation between a friend and I:

Hey, did you hear the news, asks the friend. Yeah, we talked about it yesterday in church, I reply. But, that's impossible, this just happened today! How could you have talked about this yesterday if it happened today, he exclaims. Well you see, it's all written right here in this bible, I answer with a smile.

Fair and balanced


brownbear, Rapture Ready 97 Comments [4/18/2009 4:11:40 AM]
Fundie Index: 104
Quote# 69434

Homosexuality was supported in Nazi Germany, although modern gay rights activists claim that an estimated 100,000 homosexual men were arrested for this crime, of whom approximately 5,000 to 15,000 were interned in concentration camps.

Yet, according to some historians, homosexual men constituted the core of the Nazi Party in Germany. In contrast to the wimpy "swish" homosexual, Nazi homosexuals were ultra-macho or "butch".

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 74 Comments [1/8/2010 7:05:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 104
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
Quote# 60726

Last night we were up until nearly 2am ministering to a group of hurting of individuals whom all have severe dissociation. Within one lady a teenage boy part surfaced named, Zane. He had been blind. A demon surfaced named blindness and revealed key information.

“He was blinded when the cult placed needles in his eyes. The cult did this as part of a ceremony and I’ve been here ever since, causing his blindness,” the demon submitted.

I had Zane renounce the ceremonies and the blindness. This vile blindness spirit was expelled and he opened his eyes and could SEE! What’s even better is whom He got to see!!!

Jesus appeared to Zane and comforted this hurting dissociative identity.
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Jay Bartlett, Deliverance Blog 66 Comments [3/20/2009 1:10:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 103
Submitted By: Nausea
Quote# 69959

Ask an atheist if he or she believes in the existence of aliens? If they answer, "no," then ask them how do they know that? Have they gone to all the other galaxies throughout the universe? The truth is that no atheist can reasonably deny the existence of alien life. To do so would be utter ignorance. If an atheist answers, "yes," then they have contradicted their claim that there is no God. Is not God an Alien? By every definition of the word, God is an alien, i.e., He is not of this earth. For an atheist to profess believe is alien life, while simultaneously denying the existence of God, is utter hypocrisy and foolishness.

David J. Stewart, Jesus Christ is Saviour 125 Comments [1/28/2010 9:39:45 AM]
Fundie Index: 103
Submitted By: devilutionist
Quote# 63776

Rape does not violate woman's free will because she does not decide when she will get pregnant, and when she will not. It is all a test of will and patience, and perserverance

ERGO

It is always sin to commit abortion. Only one moral implication arises, when it is acceptable, and that is when life of mother is in danger because of the baby. All other forms are immoral.

Lector, Y! Answers 73 Comments [7/5/2009 6:08:20 AM]
Fundie Index: 103
Submitted By: smartz