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#18088
CousinTed
And thus was another developing young intellect quashed under the boot of stupidity.
2/28/2006 12:53:16 AM
#18100
Julian
Next time take it to a real museum (not a Creatinist theme Park) before we report you for child abuse!
2/28/2006 1:20:01 AM
#18104
Bandersnatch
What did they eat?
2/28/2006 1:40:38 AM
#18105
Crosis
<<< you can say.. truthfully, That dinosaurs did not exist before mankind. >>>
No, you cannot. Because they did.
2/28/2006 2:05:48 AM
#18110
ssdexecutor
The fact that he used the word \"man\" in that fashion means that he was probably already being inundated by sermons.
Incidentally, did he say it with three syllables? Maa-Yuh-Nuh.
2/28/2006 2:52:30 AM
#18115
Maronan
And here, we see the most tragic scene yet. The parent here is infected with \"religion,\" and the disease is now in its replication stage. Since the son is only four years old, his intellect is not fully developed yet, and he has little chance of fighting off the infection.
2/28/2006 3:01:46 AM
#18125
Jade
FOSSILS! BONES!
If I say it loud enough, maybe TameVine will hear it over his/her stupidity.
2/28/2006 4:34:40 AM
#18134
TastyHamSandwich
Am I the only one who appreciates the irony in the fact that this man is getting his \"revelations\" from a four-year old who isn't even in kindergarten yet (where upon his graduation of that grade he will surpass his father's intellectual level)?
2/28/2006 5:37:09 AM
#18183
David D.G.
Cousin Ted, that's virtually word for word what I would have said. You pegged it perfectly; the metaphor goes a long way toward showing just how well this qualifies as child abuse.
TastyHamSandwich, you assume that the kid will get to go to a non-fundie type of kindergarten; in all probability, the parents will either homeschool the kid or send him to a religious school to further fill him with this garbage. I think he'll be lucky if he's able to finally throw off the mental shackles by adolescence.
~David D.G.
2/28/2006 3:35:57 PM
#18187
JustinGG
That poor, poor child.
2/28/2006 3:47:19 PM
#18260
Kimball Khan
It is post like this that make me not want to come here. I would prefer not hearing about all the young minds being corrupted by fundies, especially if I can't do anything about it. And, to think, the Catholic Church indicted people of \"Corruption of the Youth\"... The irony is bittersweet.
2/28/2006 8:34:26 PM
#18267
King Spirula
So god killed off the dinosaurs because of Adams sin. \"God takes a swing...and he MISSES! Dino's catch the blow and go down for the count. Adam walks away relieved god is such a poor shot.\"
2/28/2006 8:51:40 PM
#18343
TDR
yeah, THS, that gets me a lot.
The way fundies quote something a small child said, as if to say \"wow, look at the depth of my child!\", when really, any sensible adult would thereafter furnish the child with an answer, rather than saying, wow, my kid must be on to something!
3/1/2006 1:31:54 AM
#18345
Julian
Cool - so Eve eating the apple caused two mass extinctions tens of millions of years apart from each other. I feel so much better for knowing that.
3/1/2006 1:34:35 AM
#18593
Maronan
King Spirula: Did God say \"God damn it, I missed!\" when he accidentally killed the dinosaurs? :)
3/2/2006 4:35:09 AM
#18595
Julian
Nah Satan probably told him to like he did in Job.
3/2/2006 4:39:54 AM
#73427
Distind
I have a better one, which got a real response.
\"If the bible was written before anyone alive was born, how do we know god wrote it\"
My mother's response: \"That's been my question for 20 some odd years\"
Of course, until I get my copy signed by god himself, I don't buy it anymore. And if I do get it I will post a link to the ebay auction.
9/5/2006 11:56:23 PM
#182757
TheUnholyMint
If \"if I cover my eyes, you can't see me\" was an abstract concept, I'd be tempted to agree with TameVine.
3/13/2007 7:49:33 PM
#356246
BONES
12/8/2007 7:25:59 PM
#356379
Big Chicken Dinner
How do we know them bones is from dinosaurs? Its because Dinosaurs existance is carefully explained in the Bible. Humans and dinosaurs continue to co-exist, although some of the bigger ones got eaten.
You see, after the flood, all them trees was wiped out. This made the air thin. because the air was thin, dinosaurs (called dragons back in them days) was always running out of air. This made them easy to catch and they was good eating. My grandfather said that he heard stories of people catching dinosaurs and making burgers out of them.
12/9/2007 2:18:43 AM
#356434
Tempus
...
not a science documentary.
12/9/2007 6:18:21 AM
#356464
agentCDE
If Jesus lived before you did, how do you know Jesus lived?
12/9/2007 7:32:06 AM
#356671
Caustic Gnostic
Hey Tame Vine, why is the sky blue?
12/9/2007 12:21:01 PM
#356965
484
QUICK! Make your child dumber!
12/9/2007 5:17:50 PM
#357129
Shevon
Poor kid..
12/9/2007 7:35:46 PM
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