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Cybercunt, Cybercunt... There is absolutely no way for you to begin to understand why you're completely wrong. How could have you been arrested or begged your father for sex due to incel when the fact that you were born with a hole between your legs made it almost certain that you will never become incel?

If you had any understanding of what kind of pain incel can cause you wouldn't try to shame me for suffering because of incel. You'd see that it is actually my parents and my government who are the criminals, not me. Instead you're trying to convince me and other men that we can all do well without a girlfriend, that sickness is health, that insanity is sanity.

Coconut, Why, God, Why? 60 Comments [11/4/2013 3:44:24 AM]
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Grimsoncrow

Wow, I used to think I'm pathetic & hopeless with women.Then I visited love-shy, and suddenly my situation seems much much better.

PS- I really feel sorry for this guy's parents,whether they are partly responsible for this asshat's situation or not.
Coconut himself? not so much.

11/4/2013 3:48:41 AM

anothga

What's incel? Involuntary celibacy? This person doesn't seem to describe anything involuntary for the first half of this quote.

Instead you're trying to convince me and other men that we can all do well without a girlfriend...
I'm 20 years old, forever alone (never had a girlfriend, kinda sad, I know, but that is beside the point right now) and yet, I'm doing just fine. Care to explain that?

11/4/2013 3:50:11 AM

Thrutch

Coconut again, the guy who begged his mother for a pity fuck. The man who thinks that women should be virgins at marriage whilst men like him should use what he calls "whores" to become experienced.

In his case Incel = I cannot persuade any woman to let me shag them because I have the morals of an incontinent tom cat.

11/4/2013 4:14:25 AM

Broton of Loch Ness

And I thought I was clueless with the opposite sex...

11/4/2013 4:24:20 AM

ScrappyB

I think I can see why you're involuntarily celibate. Because you're so repulsive no one wants to get close to you.

11/4/2013 4:30:35 AM

aebars

I'm 21, male, a virgin, and I don't even care. I never have. The "woe-is-me" idiots like this, and that guy who writes Whoism3*, and the guys on Love-shy.com, baffle and disgust me. I honestly cannot understand how these peoples' happiness can hinge on sex to the extent that it does.

*If you're unfamiliar with said website, read the rant led to by the following address, and prepare to bleed through the eyes: http://whoism3.wordpress.com/2012/11/17/confessions-of-a-reformed-incel/

11/4/2013 4:44:57 AM

Reynardine

We shouldn't be making fun of lunatics and this guy needs to be locked up.

11/4/2013 4:52:53 AM

Hugh G. Rection

Your "selfie" speaks volumes about your inability to mate...


11/4/2013 4:53:25 AM

anevilmeme

This guy has heard of prostitutes right?


11/4/2013 5:14:39 AM

Jessie's Guitarist

I think the site name is how I feel right now about this.

11/4/2013 5:26:47 AM

Broton of Loch Ness

@aebars
"I'm 21, male, a virgin, and I don't even care. I never have. The "woe-is-me" idiots like this, and that guy who writes Whoism3*, and the guys on Love-shy.com, baffle and disgust me. I honestly cannot understand how these peoples' happiness can hinge on sex to the extent that it does."

Sorry to have to call you out, aebars, but what you are saying here is "I've never had any emotional issues from lack of sex, so why sould anyone else?"

In the late teens and early 20s the sex urge is very strong, and can dominate, disturb, and sometimes damage the mind of an individual. If a person feels rejected by the opposite sex at that age it can be truly devastating, mentally, emotionally, and physically. That does not mean, however, that I approve in any way of Coconut's views or actions. I do, however, remember the awful feelings of rejection, lack of love, and physical need. It took me many years to get past that phase and I am now living a happy and virtually asexual lifestyle. My sexual needs are no longer important enough to concentrate on. I sincerely hope Coconut grows out of this current phase before he does something he will regret.

11/4/2013 5:57:12 AM

aebars

@Broton of Loch Ness

Fair enough. Sorry for any offense. I have, as it happens, occasionally wondered if I'm slightly abnormal for not caring about sex much as a male in my early 20s.

11/4/2013 6:09:07 AM

Broton of Loch Ness

@aebars

Sorry to have been so harsh towards you, and no I don't believe you caused any offence, certainly not to me anyway. You have your own perfectly rational feelings and I think you are lucky not to be ravaged by hormones!

11/4/2013 6:16:05 AM

Doubting Thomas

It's not my fault I can't get laid, it's everyone else's. In reality, there's no such thing as "incel," especially since that implies that it's all women's duty to satisfy all men sexually. The reason I say there's no such thing is because if these guys would just change themselves instead of sitting around whining about women not giving it up to them, then they might actually get involved in a relationship.

Seriously, this guy creeps me out. But I guess anyone who begs his mother for sex is going to come off as creepy.

11/4/2013 6:17:04 AM

Swede

I bet there are just as many involuntarily celibate women as there are men. The problem is that you don't want those women any more than they want you.

We all have holes between our legs, silly. One in the back and one in front. Men have a very tiny hole at the end of an "appendix", but there IS a hole.

There are women, and men, that you can go to and pay them for certain services, stupid. No-one has the right to have sex, and we can all have sex with ourselves if there is no-one else.

Your parents and your government are not criminals for not allowing you to rape someone. You're the "criminal" for thinking you're entitled to sex. The right to food is much stronger than the right to sex. There are still thousands starving to death each year.

11/4/2013 6:37:13 AM

Hasan Prishtina

Why are your parents responsible? Because your mother refused you a pity fuck? And why the government? It should be so totalitarian it should assign you a wife? If you're so desperate, why not become a Moonie or start out afresh in Afghanistan? Better still, don't afflict your personality on real women and get some treatment, fast.

@Swede

If he has no hole between his legs, it might explain why he's so full of shit.

11/4/2013 6:42:51 AM

Mister Spak

Incel?

@aebars:

"I have, as it happens, occasionally wondered if I'm slightly abnormal for not caring about sex much as a male in my early 20s. "

There is an actual medical condition where the sex drive doesn't exist, but there are no obvious reasons like hormone deficiency.

11/4/2013 6:45:00 AM

Pule Thamex

It's impossible to comment on your physical short comings, if any, because I've never seen you. However, judging by your quotes, there's a despicable, cringing quality to them, a repellant insanity that manifests itself when reading them. It almost certainly means that you'll be incel forever. For who wants to court festering madness? Something even a mother would be reluctant to touch.

11/4/2013 6:45:58 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Cybercunt, Cybercunt..."



...does whatever a Cybercunt does.

[/"Spider-Man"] [/"The Simpsons Movie"] [/Masamune Shirow] X3

And I'm glad that Major Motoko Kusanagi - as field leader of Public Security Section 9; with her military-spec cyborg body - can.

(emph-ass-is added):

"You'd see that it is actually my parents and my government who are the criminals, not me."

GG Anus/Alexius, is that you?! XP

@Mister Spak

"Incel?"

Loco in the Coco here should be: in a padded cell, and fed the Happy Pills 24/7/365. >:D

11/4/2013 7:19:29 AM

Pip

Maybe Sunshine Mary can offer him some action.

11/4/2013 7:35:25 AM

breakerslion

I've seen Coconut's type on both sides of the street, in and out of closets. The ones I've encountered usually have the following attributes:

1. A physical flaw that makes them average-looking and/or not immediately physically attractive. This could be as simple as chronic bad breath. Often they are aware that something is wrong, and manifest feelings of jealousy or believe they are the victim of some grave injustice.

2. A persistent egocentricity and lack of empathy for others (see grave injustice above). This is often accompanied by an energetic state similar to a manic upswing when in social situations. This produces social skills reminiscent of those of a child, three to five years old, only refined to an adult level.

The result is a toxic human being, and only another such as they could identify with and tolerate them. Usually, this match is never made because they have no difficulty recognizing this toxicity in others and rejecting them for it. They feel they deserve better.

They also usually believe they are being rejected for purely superficial and physical reasons, and can't understand how less physically attactive people find mates.

That's why.

11/4/2013 7:38:07 AM

Hazelnut

Cybercunt?

Isn't that the name of the new Marvel superhero? He dresses in Lycra and has the powers of super-trolling on the internets?

11/4/2013 7:38:14 AM

SpukiKitty

Is Cybercunt the Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina's robotic twin or something?

And if a guy's so desperate for nookies that he begs HIS OWN MOM for sex, he's got some serious issues! *blecch*

Y'know, Coconutcase; If you were a nicer person who wasn't an entitled, sex-crazed misogynist with serious Oedipal issues, maybe you may have luck with the ladies.

Here's a "Flesh-light" & a porn DVD. Satisfy yourself THAT WAY!

11/4/2013 8:50:04 AM

Anon-e-moose

@SpukiKitty

"Is Cybercunt the Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina's robotic twin or something?"

Sounds like one of the 'Jaegers' in "Pacific Rim"; and as it's said this film is heavily inspired by "Neon Genesis Evangelion", then such a 'Kaiju'-battling mecha would be piloted by Asuka Langley Soryu and Mari Illustrious Makinami 'Drifted' - or 'Synchronised', as per "NGE" - together.

...and - as per the 'Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina' - their Jaeger's ultimate weapon would be situated there; mayhaps that weapon is known as 'Pacific Quim'?! X3

11/4/2013 9:19:10 AM

Qazamir McSmarty Britches

His own mother? really?

Coconut, Er...Coo coo nut is a real winner with the ladies, isn't he?

Protip: If a woman's first reaction to you is "Eeeeewwww" chances are you aren't going to get any.

11/4/2013 9:34:38 AM
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