anti-nonsense

I really hope this is a Poe.

If not, I wish we could invent a time machine and send this idiot back to the 15th century where they belong.

5/19/2012 10:44:56 PM

Anon-e-moose

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"holy shit! anon-e-moose, that was the single biggest and dedicated godwin i've ever seen! +1 internet to you!"

Well, these right-wingers - by their very way of thinking - only serve to bring such upon themselves; it's their own fault! When they know the only possible way of not being equated with Hitler & his more than infinite evil: become left-wing, Atheist, and Pro-Choice. The same can be said of their 'God':



And a great advertisement for Satanism, BTW, fundies. Seems that, in the 'reading the Bible cover-to-cover - with a questioning, nay, cynical eye - scheme of things', it's Lucifer who is the good guy in all of this (as in 'Bringer of Light' - and not just Good as a whole: Illuminating* people - and thus the Human Condition as a whole - with Knowledge. Facts), and it's your so-called 'God' who is the Evil One; he even admits it in his 'Word' (emphasis added):

Isaiah 45:7: 'I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.'

Amos 3:6 "Does the trumpet alarm sound in a city, without the people being afraid? Does evil happen to a city, and Yahweh hasn't done it?"

...oh, and no 'Interpretation', nor 'fable & metaphor' allowed; either it's literal throughout, cover-to-cover, word-for-word, letter-for-letter, to be obeyed literally, as it was God himself who wrote such, or be proven to be the lies & bullshit throughout, cover-to-cover, word-for-word, worse than fiction & fairytales written by uninspired Bronze Age goatfuckers with ideas above their stations, and were flawed & imperfect, who wrote flawed, imperfect & contradictory shit that has no right to exist - certainly as a 'belief' in sane people's minds.

Hitler: tyrannical dictator who unjustifiably murdered people - who he thought 'undesirable' - for the crime of existing. To a certain someone in this thread (and FSTDT as a whole) who shall remain clueless, I see no difference between Hitler and your 'God'. Now care to give us just one good reason why we Atheists should - even (for the sake of argument) if he does 'exist' - acknowledge or respect such a deity, never mind worship such a monster? You. Tell. Me.

Free Offer! God's Unconditional# Love!

#- Terms and Conditions apply.

*- And just as like Hitler was a tyrannical dictator, ergo God is, there were those (the Resistance, Allies etc) who sought to oppose such an unjustifiably egotistical (and unquestionably worshipped by his followers) way of thinking, nay, existence. Wasn't Lucifer's motive to oppose an (at least) equally unjustifiably egotistical way of thinking - as per his followers - and existence...?

Like Hitler, God = Big Brother in Orwell's "1984". True Freedom = Thinking for yourself. And nobody else has the right to impose their unjustifiable 'beliefs' on you. Otherwise, threatening those who won't convert to their way of thinking = Nazism.

Threats of 'Turn or Burn' = Nazism.

Moral: Hitler hated Freedom. Democracy. Individual Human Rights. Do you right-wing fundies want to be equated with Hitler & Nazism? Well then. STFU.

5/24/2012 8:19:13 AM

Blue the Thief

It's quite easy to figure out if someone is a witch.



Simple, really.

5/25/2012 7:56:02 PM

Imp

O RLY? Here I assumed that the God of the fundies does nothing but damn innocents to Hell. So, maybe there are differing opinions among fundamentalists for once. But at least all of you are still collectively insane.

7/11/2012 4:11:48 PM

Ebon

So an evil act becomes good because God says so? That's the most relative morality possible.

8/28/2012 11:33:02 PM

If witches existed, they would have already Avada Kedabra'd your ass into oblivion.

9/28/2012 4:10:24 PM

Lets see, take a witch, tie her arms and legs , put a bag over her head and tape her mouth shut so she cant incantate. Then throw her into a pond. If she sinks she is inoccent of being a witch ,but if she floats she is a witch and should be burned at the stake.

I think thats right .

Oh the inoccent woman just drowned but you have to expect some of that. Have you ever tried to burn a soaking wet witch, not easy.

lets see - *Wingardium leviosa* hahaha that got him.

9/28/2012 5:21:44 PM

"You must understand God can not be evil. For he is God. He decides what is good and what is evil and he never does evil. Evil is the absense of God. If God decides someone has to die then it is God's will and it is good"
Um... Is it too late to join the bad guys?

10/22/2012 7:43:42 PM

Pmorg

This is one of the few quotes where it's so hilariously moronic, I'm actually laughing.

3/20/2013 5:27:20 PM

Translation

You are an evil witch. Prove that you are not, or you die.

3/27/2013 7:25:50 AM

Blarghonius

Okay, this only works if God exists, so proof, please.

3/27/2013 4:14:22 PM

OverpropelledPegasus

"Please provide some evidence" You there one claiming something exists. YOU provide some evidence.

4/15/2013 5:14:55 PM