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S Jackson has to play the stereotypical "angry black man" in damn near every movie he's payed MILLIONS OF DOLLARS (hear that Liberals, a Rich Black man!) to be in, and then he feels "victimized" when blacks are "stereotyped" as "angry". Typical Hollywired Liberal asshole.

I'm finally to the point where I'm ready to earn what Liberals want to make me.

I'm white, so I'm a racist, and because of that liberal belief, I've become what they said I was. I despise Barak Obama, and Samuel Jackhole, and Jessie Jackass, and Charlie Rump-Wrangler, and Louie Farrykan, and The THANKFULLY ROTTING CORPSE of Michael Jackson, and Al Race Pimp Daddy Sharpton, and all the rest of their darker kindred, FIRST AND FOREMOST, for the color of their skin.

I'm SICK of being called a "Racist" because their skin color is different than mine, therefore, I hate their f**king skin color!

If I could, i would eat white crayons for the rest of my life just so I don't have to have anything brown in my house. I would shit white turds, drink only white milk, eat only white bread, replace all wood in my house with metal or hard plastic, cover my yard with a concrete slab so no dirt shows. Switch from Budweiser to Heineken just so I can have green beer bottles instead of brown!

You want it, Liberal assholes, you got it. I'm the Racist you've always dreamed I would be. I hate you all, f**k off and die, preferably at MY hands you n**ger loving, fag sucking assholes!

Gonzo, Where Liberty Dwells 38 Comments [4/4/2012 3:34:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 40
Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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#1389463
Leighton Buzzard

Aw, diddums. Did oo spit your dummy out, den?

4/4/2012 3:50:16 AM
#1389471
Percy Q. Shunn

Angry racist troll is angry!

4/4/2012 4:05:28 AM
#1389481
Danarth

Wow. just..wow.

I honestly don't think I have ever seen so much bile and spite...and out right stupidity, in one post before.

I have to ask, Rabbit, how on earth do you manage to go into these places, find these quotes and still keep yourself sane?

4/4/2012 4:38:09 AM
#1389504
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Wasn't Gonzo in an inter species relationship with a chicken?

4/4/2012 5:09:55 AM
#1389523
Pule Thamex

Phew! How relieved we all are to hear that it wasn't rabid right wing racists who made you become a rabid right wing racist.

4/4/2012 6:00:49 AM
#1389534
Brendan Rizzo

I am white. Nobody has called me a racist. Do you know why nobody has called me a racist? Because I don't spout long racist screeds over the Internet. They're only calling you a racist because of your actions.

You sir, have gone off the deep end. Even by racist standards, this is insane. Ordinarily when reading quotes on this website, I can generally somewhat follow their rationale; that is to say, that if I had been born in less enlightened times or places, I theoretically could see how I might arrive at such demonstrably wrong conclusions. However, I can't even follow Gonzo's train of thought! Under ordinary circumstances, I'd be celebrating the fact that racists and other bigots have been reduced to such hysterics, but unfortunately my joy is tempered by the fact that these racists turn out to vote in huge numbers while their opponents are politically apathetic, and that crypto-racists are still the majority in red states. Way to ruin my enjoyment of Gonzo's breakdown, assholes.

4/4/2012 6:19:11 AM
#1389548
Doubting Thomas

I'm SICK of being called a "Racist" because their skin color is different than mine

That's not why you're being called a racist.

I hate their f**king skin color!

THAT's why you're called a racist.

4/4/2012 6:35:58 AM
#1389580
Reynardine

Please do all the above, so you'll croak and thus shut up.

4/4/2012 8:12:14 AM
#1389588


Oh, look. We've got an honest one. Almost make one wish he'd at least try to obfuscate. At least there are relatively few people like Gonzo out there, compared to sane people.

4/4/2012 8:21:50 AM
#1389589
Reynardine

Also, Rabbit, I second Danarth: again, I congratulate you on the various iron organ systems it takes to go into such latrines.

4/4/2012 8:22:00 AM
#1389637
practical god

Go on. Tell us how you really feel.

4/4/2012 10:38:43 AM
#1389655
Rabbit of Caerbannog

"I have to ask, Rabbit, how on earth do you manage to go into these places, find these quotes and still keep yourself sane?"

Because these guys are nothing but comical, armchair warriors who like to sound tough on forums but would do nothing in real life. One of the people on that same forum issued a challenge to us, asking us to PM him our location so we could fight it out, as if anything would come from revealing our locations. They're really just pitiful people who blame everyone else for their own moral failings (i.e. "It's Muslims' fault I'm Islamophobic! It's liberals' fault I'm racist! It's feminists' fault I'm sexist!"). They sit, they pout, they cuss, they type, rinse and repeat. I just find their total mental breakdowns (such as the above post) to be hilarious.

4/4/2012 11:25:59 AM
#1389659
D Laurier

And Gonzo shows us why cousins shouldn't marry.

4/4/2012 11:41:06 AM
#1389676
zipperback

I'm white, so I'm a racist, and because of that liberal belief, I've become what they said I was.

You know what I really hate about Gonzo? I hate the way he performs sex acts on farm animals in order to afford all the meth that he smokes.

I think all liberals believe that Gonzo fucks sheep in order to buy meth. I'm calling Gonzo a meth addicted pig penetrator.

4/4/2012 12:47:27 PM
#1389687


^ That's kind of rough on the pigs.

4/4/2012 1:22:49 PM
#1389709
Rabbit of Caerbannog

@#1389687

If it's any consolation I doubt they feel anything : P

4/4/2012 2:19:00 PM
#1389718


somebody needs a hug

4/4/2012 2:43:44 PM
#1389742
SpukiKitty

Well...he's honest.

=P

4/4/2012 4:08:09 PM
#1389750
Canama

Well, fuck you too.

4/4/2012 4:54:22 PM
#1389764
Rabbit of Caerbannog

Well now, according to Where Liberty Dwells, Blaine Kessler (a.k.a. "Gonzo"), our favorite 45 year-old racist from Gaffney, South Carolina, was banned not too long ago. Guess he was too much even for a vile forum like that.

It's been fun, dude.

4/4/2012 5:30:16 PM
#1389771
thatotherguy

Wow...I really. What are you trying to do, what are you trying to prove, and who are you trying to prove it to?

4/4/2012 6:49:29 PM
#1389962
Argle Bargle

It's not out fault you're a bigoted dipshit. You only have yourself to blame.

4/5/2012 8:09:04 AM
#1389978
aaa

Man, you are pretty damn pathetic.

4/5/2012 8:29:42 AM
#1390097
dfmfundies

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking racists on this motherfucking Internet!

4/5/2012 12:30:12 PM
#1390227
LAchlan

haa haa, you need medicine.

4/6/2012 3:02:04 AM
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