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Who cares what flag an internet warrior flies?
2/28/2012 4:25:09 AM
I am kinda worried this guy might be right about the civil war thing.
2/28/2012 5:25:10 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
Will you be fighting this war from your mom's basement?
2/28/2012 5:31:27 AM
I'd stick with the Stars and Bars if I were you. You might confuse people into thinking you were fighting for something other than the right to keep blacks in their place and burn books if you changed it to something else.
2/28/2012 5:37:54 AM
The swastika or the hammer and sickle would be the most appropiate flag for you.
2/28/2012 5:43:09 AM
I suggest that south- african three-pronged Swastika that apartheid extremists used. At least they were honest.
2/28/2012 5:46:02 AM
I hope to Hell this guy is being watched.
2/28/2012 5:59:02 AM
I find it clarifying that they assume to be fighting AGAINST Americans. I thought they would want the flag for themselves, if they were so convinced that the Founding Fathers and the Costitutions were on their side.
2/28/2012 6:05:25 AM
If you're starting another Civil War, that will be treason. I pray that no Civil War breaks out, but if it does, I hope the liberals will be flying the Stars and Stripes instead of copying the French Resistance...
2/28/2012 6:06:41 AM
How about a big golden cross with Jesus's face on one side and Ronald Reagan's on the other, and the mottoes "God Is A Republican" and "Keep The Rich Rich"?
2/28/2012 6:10:46 AM
Not entirely sure I'd mind Jesusland going its own way and leaving all the sane people behind in America. We'll see how quickly Jesusland becomes a third world country. My guess: Three weeks.
2/28/2012 7:04:49 AM
That'll be your vital position in the coming war? Flag design?
Nope, dumb fucks like you are the dog soldiers, front line testers, years ago useless unskilled people like you were called cannon fodder. Why is it these closet soldiers think they'll be elevated to bomb shelter Generals?
Anyone who thinks the South will arise again of one mind against imagined threats is stupid, or at least grossly uninformed. That you think you have the support and could win in such a scenario means you're worse, you're completely deluded
2/28/2012 7:06:55 AM
Ah the 141st keyboarders battalion. Brave as hell behind the anonymity of theweb... and can usualy reach the pop and chips without their mother's help.
2/28/2012 7:08:53 AM
Meanwhile....in the REAL world....
Y'know....I think there should be some sort of breaking away if it comes to this. They want Jeebusland? Give it to them. Pick 2-3 of the stupidest most backwards states, have them be a new country & ship all the far-right fundie nuts there! Taa daaaa! Dumbhickistan!
I'd probably pick the blob of land consisting of Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Alabama & Mississippi. Progressive areas of said states like Austin, TX & Sedona, AZ can be territories or part of the regular USA. There should be a small "Oasis Area" or "US Territory" in these states for the small Progressive populations that can't move out.
It's shame but hey, these far right uber-Red Staters ARE A LOAD! If it weren't for them, we'd be like Norway by now...and thereby TRULY AMERICAN!
The Stars & Stripes & all that patriotic gee-by-golly americana should be synonimous with the Peace Sign, Blue States, "Coexist", The Dove, and other Progressive/Liberal symbols! REAL American Values are LIBERAL Values! Progressive Americans need to reclaim all that "Patriotic Red White & Blue, Mom & Apple Pie, Fireworks, Flag-Waving, 4th of July" stuff...with Lady Liberty as our Symbol! Our motto....E PLURIBUS UNUM & IN LIBERTY WE TRUST!
In America, THERE IS NO DEITY BUT LIBERTAS & THE CONSTITUTION IS HER SCRIPTURE!
2/28/2012 7:32:08 AM
I really wish that all fundies would take part of the South and just secede. They could start their country of Jesusland and have Rick Santorum as its president. Sometimes I wish they could just go start their theocracy so I could watch it fail and implode.
2/28/2012 7:37:13 AM
What a lowly parasite.
I hope everyone realizes that this is completely, utterly the fault of the Right and Republicans. It's their stupidity, lies and hysteria which led us to this point of division.
2/28/2012 7:56:42 AM
*snort* Please. You don't have the balls.
Rick Perry talked about secession when Obama was first elected. What happened, Rick?
2/28/2012 8:05:13 AM
Fine, secede. And make your theocracy. You'll definitely need all the flags you can come up with as each denomination realizes that they don't want to live under the thumb of the denomination in charge and the whole South erupts in sectarian warfare. Meanwhile, the rational people in the blue states will be watching the spectacle and shaking our heads.
2/28/2012 8:06:08 AM
There is only one alternative: slavery.
And I suppose that is what you'll be fighting for? Because it was in your last regional temper tantrum.
As for your flag, go with the Kingdom of Italy flag. It reflects your self-obsessed, overly aggressive and ineffectual nature really well. Just like Italy, you wouldn't win your civil war if you had the help if the most brilliant stategic minds of the time to help you. Because you won't come out of your basement, so there will be no one for the USA to fight.
2/28/2012 8:11:31 AM
Horsefeathers"The only real question left is what design will we use for our Flag in the oncoming Civil War II."
If I might make a suggestion:
2/28/2012 8:11:54 AM
Grow up, you sad little social inadequate.
2/28/2012 8:16:01 AM
"When Fascism comes to America it will come wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross" Sinclair Lewis
2/28/2012 8:23:05 AM
It must be that I'm not used to this as you guys, but I had the happy idea of browsing the comment section of his? website, and WOW, It makes this level of stupid look tame in comparison. On other related news, my brain hurts now.
2/28/2012 8:25:37 AM
Ameriklanish, I don't know what group you claim to represent but it's obvious that your own personal flag will be a picture of you tea-bagging your own face.
2/28/2012 8:52:27 AM
"The only real question left is what design will we use for our Flag in the oncoming Civil War II. Old Glory, Stars & Bars, the Eagle, the Lion, or the Holy Cross?"
Pffft, we in the UK...:
...make undercrackers out of our
Union Flag. It just a piece of cloth, for fuck's sake!
And your idea is just as pants.
2/28/2012 9:13:42 AM
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