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#1344492
radda
You know, for a second, despite the horribly inappropriate/retarded usage, I thought this person knew what a genome was.
Then I saw the part about "the immortal genome of a solar system".
That post is like a mobious strip of ignorance, it has no beginning and no end.
10/28/2011 3:40:40 AM
#1344495
Bollox
... what?
Gee, gnomes.
10/28/2011 3:47:43 AM
#1344499
OhJohnNo
EVERYONE. I USE SCIENCE WORDS. THEREFORE, I AM SCIENCE. YOU MUST TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.
10/28/2011 4:10:44 AM
#1344508
Percy Q. Shunn
10/28/2011 4:37:51 AM
#1344509
John_in_Oz
Angels have sex?
10/28/2011 4:40:15 AM
#1344511
Two questions:
1. Are you really a fundy if you believe something crazy that is in no way supported by your religion or your holy books?
2. How is this guy not in a psych ward?
10/28/2011 4:49:49 AM
#1344520
rebel
What in the name of God are you fucking talking about???!!
10/28/2011 5:32:29 AM
#1344524
Mister Spak
Where is the genome of hurricanes in this hierarchy?
Do cars inherit the genome of iron ore deposits?
When we add nickel to iron car parts to keep them from rusting are we creating an unholy franenstien of the iron ore and nickel ore genomes?
10/28/2011 5:41:53 AM
#1344525
I think this one is less a FSDT and more CSTDT.
10/28/2011 5:48:36 AM
#1344526
Horus IX
As the almighty Kefka would say: You are less than worthless.
10/28/2011 5:50:44 AM
#1344530
\m/>_<\m/
dear barry: science does not work that way, thanks for trying.
yours truly,
human beings
10/28/2011 5:58:08 AM
#1344537
Raised by Horses
Colorless green wharrgarbl wharrgabls wharrgablingly.
10/28/2011 6:10:49 AM
#1344538
Philbert McAdamia
@ Mister Spak
When we [b]add nickel to iron [/i]car parts to keep them from rusting are we creating an unholy franenstien of the iron ore and nickel ore genomes?
OH NOES!!!!2!! - 2 kinds of metal? A person who drives such a devil car must go to hell!
10/28/2011 6:17:34 AM
#1344539
Doubting Thomas
I find it endlessly hilarious when they mix science with religion. You end up getting posts like this where they discuss what kind of genomes angels, cherubs, and even solar systems have. It's like they discovered a new sciency word and they want to try to sound smart by using it.
I don't mean to sound like a broken record, but: Hey fundies! Every time you try to use science to prove your superstitions true, you just end up looking stupid!
10/28/2011 6:18:42 AM
#1344542
LAchlan
Ok, supposing we do listen to you, what exactly do you mean by genomes being "higher" or "lower" than each other?
10/28/2011 6:23:51 AM
#1344546
Anon-e-moose
Look, for the 963rd quadrillionth time, Biology =/= Cosmology. >:(
10/28/2011 6:32:39 AM
#1344549
D Laurier
Sheer jibberish.
10/28/2011 6:38:47 AM
#1344557
QuasiRodent
Who wants to bet this dipstick thinks Cherubim are the baby angels Italians used to put on their mausoleums?
Sorry, no, Cherubim (mythologically speaking) are the caste below Seraphim, among the highest ranks of Angels. They have 4 wings and 4 faces, and are vicious beastly guardians of the gates of Heaven. Explain that with your precious genomes.
10/28/2011 6:56:29 AM
#1344562
Just to clarify, I don't think he's suggesting that the solar system has a genome. Just that humans are the 'immortals' in this particular solar system and have a higher genome than the highest 'mortals' which are apes, but lower than the cherub genome which presumably transcends solar systems. Of course that doesn't make it any less batshit crazy.
10/28/2011 7:24:23 AM
#1344563
TGRwulf
Wait, what?
10/28/2011 7:25:09 AM
#1344570
Papabear
Please present credible examples of the angel genome. Cherub gemone will do. Go ahead. I mean, unless you're lying.
10/28/2011 7:42:53 AM
#1344572
Brendan Rizzo
That's it, there ought to be a law saying that no one is permitted to read a genetics textbook whilst under the influence of drugs.
I also find it funny that he thinks that Neanderthals and apes are higher beings than modern humans. That was unexpected.
10/28/2011 7:54:41 AM
#1344573
Smurfette Principle
Every genome created after the archangel genome decreases in intelligence and capabilities (which equates to power). The angel genome is lower than the archangel genome.
OK, so I think you're saying that the higher the genome, the smarter and more powerful the thing is. OK, batshit, but at least-
The highest mortal genome of a solar system (the Neanderthal in Earth's case, but now reduced to apes) is lower than the immortal genome of a solar system
...are you saying that apes are smarter than humans now?
10/28/2011 7:57:27 AM
#1344575
Lucilius
"Every genome created after the archangel genome decreases in intelligence and capabilities."
Well, Mikey, looks like you're at the bottom of the chain.
10/28/2011 8:07:20 AM
#1344580
Jeff Weskamp
I thought angels were incorporeal spirits, and therefore did not have DNA (or any other physical molecules at all).
10/28/2011 8:12:04 AM
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