"Me confused. I thought the UK did not have these sorts of issues because no one cares."
Thus we have the Church of England (emphasis added):
Harry Blackitt: 'That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen-seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas...'
-Graham Chapman, post-"Every Sperm is Sacred", "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life"
"Or am I wrong?"
Speaking as a Brit meself (well, I was the last time I checked!) *looks down trousers*
...nope, you're not wrong there.
"But let's please avoid the No True Scotsman Brit fallacy here"
I'm a Yorkshireman. I know the words to "On Ilkla' Moor Baht 'at", I'm careful with me cash, I'm wont to moan about nothing in particular. Yet, I drink cold beer, I'm yet to wear a flat cap, and I don't keep coal in the bath. Is there such thing as 'No True Yorkshireman'?!
(*reaches down front of trousers*)
...an' will yer stop faffin' abaht in us trousers, yer bloody daft ferret; see thi' by 'eck, tha' knows?! Eee, well I'll go t' foot of our stairs! Mutha, 'ave y' 'eard abaht Bert Bickersdyke, dahn t' road? 'Appen 'e's bought 'imseln a new Spear & Jackson No.3 coal shovel, wi' a ma'ogany 'andle & a nickel-plated scoop! Bloody 'ell 'e must be made o' money?! Eee, bloody rickets is givin' us gyp again! 'Appen us'll jus' go down t' town 'all and 'ave a quick skein at t' rain gauge, see if it's gonna be sunny on t' morrer (will it 'eck as like?!). On t'way back 'ome, I'll rustle us up some scran - y'fancy haddock & chips, mutha? Salt & vinegar, y'say? Chipolata an' a pickled egg an' all? Wi' extra scraps?! Eee, y'must 'ave worms mutha, th' way y' pack it in an' all!
(*Dvorak's 'New World Symphony' plays; 'Hovis' advert music*)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=6Mq59ykPnAE
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/ridley-scotts-hovis-advert-is-voted-alltime-favourite-476424.html
(*reaches inside trousers again*)
...an' will yer stop nibblin on me nadgers, y'bloody ferret?!
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