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Meet Mrs. Jones...

Mrs. Jones is a sweet elderly lady, now confined to a wheel chair. You would be glad to have her as your next door neighbour. In the above picture, Mrs. Jones, is seen having just convinced the unsuspecting nurse that Jesus Christ was a myth. But Mrs. Jones is at her best when she gives out her home baked treats to the neighbourhood children, as she teaches them that Jesus Christ never lived. You see, Mrs. Jones is an atheist! She is also one of millions of antichrists living in the world today.

bible.ca, bible.ca 80 Comments [5/22/2011 3:12:17 PM]
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#1291591
Lou

"Come to the Dark Side... We have cookies".

5/22/2011 3:18:01 PM
#1291595
Jorma

OH NOES AN ATHEIST WHO IS EXACTLY LIKE ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING

5/22/2011 3:23:14 PM
#1291600
Etiene

Mrs Jones, turns out she's right too!

5/22/2011 3:29:34 PM
#1291614
Deep Search

So atheists can be nice, normal people, but you still have to *watch out* because they're big bad atheists!

Oh.

Also I'm pretty sure an atheist would just say they don't follow any religion, not "there never was no Jesus, bwahahaha!"

5/22/2011 3:41:01 PM
#1291615
D Laurier

Mrs Jones doesn't molest choirboys.
Mrs Jones doesn't bilk the ignorant out of their life savings.
Mrs Jones doesn't lie shamelessly.

5/22/2011 3:41:09 PM
#1291623
dionysus

And despite being so sweet and kind your god wants to torture her forever. I'm sorry, but anyone that wants to harm kindly old ladies who make cookies deserves to be beaten to death with an acid-drenched mace and that includes your god.

5/22/2011 3:52:04 PM
#1291628
Canama

HIDE YOUR CHILDREN, THE ATHEISTS ARE COMING! THEY'LL INDOCTRINATE THEM WITH MERE STATEMENTS OF BELIEF!

AND THEY HAVE COOKIES!

WHAT CAN BE DONE!?

5/22/2011 3:57:35 PM
#1291633
casewithscience

Is that the mother of DPRJones?

5/22/2011 4:03:08 PM
#1291653
FraggedMind

@#1291633

When you coming back to YouTube?

5/22/2011 4:31:32 PM
#1291657
John

"Meet Darryl Prudd...

Mr. Prudd is a good ol' boy, driving an F-150. You would be glad to have him as your next door neighbor. In the above picture, Mr. Prudd, is seen having just convinced the unsuspecting neighbor that Jesus Christ was real. But Mr. Prudd is at his best when he gives out his long-necks and Jack-shots to the white, neighborhood rednecks, as he teaches them that Jesus Christ is gonna save 'em from tornadoes and floods and give 'em $17 an hour jobs at the new Honda plant so they can quit their $8 an hour jobs at the feedlot. You see, Mr. Prudd is a Christian Protestant fundie! He is also one of millions of antichrists living in the world today."

There. Fixed.

5/22/2011 4:35:14 PM
#1291661
AZJamie1

Mrs. Jones sounds like a nice lady.

5/22/2011 4:41:43 PM
#1291671
Berny

That's simply retarded. I'm not aware of any atheists evangelizing like that (if you'll pardon the expression). Let me guess... Strawman?

5/22/2011 4:58:50 PM
#1291694
Xotan

Why do I have the feeling there is something sinister left unspoken in this posting?

5/22/2011 5:18:32 PM
#1291698
JohnTheAtheist

A sweet atheist? YOU LIE!

5/22/2011 5:26:20 PM
#1291700
Raised by Horses

@D Laurier

"Mrs Jones doesn't molest choirboys.
Mrs Jones doesn't bilk the ignorant out of their life savings.
Mrs Jones doesn't lie shamelessly."

And that is why she is one of the millions of ANTICHRISTS living today.

I swear, if I live to be a thousand years old, I will still not comprehend fundies and their mental gymnastics.

5/22/2011 5:28:48 PM
#1291713
Percy Q. Shunn

Mrs. Jones must have some powerful magic, what with being able to thwart your all-powerful, all-knowing god at every turn and all.

5/22/2011 5:39:41 PM
#1291730
JSS

You see, Mrs. Jones was a strange sort. She wouldn't give out bible tracts to kiddies, telling them that they're destined for an eternal hell by a wrathful god who loves them. She had a much more sinister plan. She would feed them baked goods out of the kindness of her heart along with a spoonful of what she believes. That my friends, is the epitome of evil.

5/22/2011 5:56:07 PM
#1291731
towey

yes we must kill mrs jones. and her little dog too.

5/22/2011 5:57:12 PM
#1291739
StoneSpiral

The very fact that they think Atheists do that means they want to do it that way too. I see a child predator in the making..

5/22/2011 6:20:55 PM
#1291740
Amanda

Mrs. Jones sounds awesome. I wish she was my neighbour!

5/22/2011 6:21:37 PM
#1291741
Liberal Christian

Mrs. Jones sounds like a pretty nice person.

5/22/2011 6:24:30 PM
#1291746
Matante

"I'm sorry, but anyone that wants to harm kindly old ladies who make cookies deserves to be beaten to death with an acid-drenched mace and that includes your god."

No no no no, see, this nice old lady wasn't always an old lady! She used to be a young lady, who had sex and enjoyed it!!! Got can see past the wrinkles and recognise the sinful temptress who probably drew poor honest men to sin! Evil, pure evil!!!!!!!!!1

5/22/2011 6:30:47 PM
#1291765
Old Viking

Are you telling me you pussies can't intimidate a sweet, elderly lady?

5/22/2011 6:51:09 PM
#1291772
Renon

A kindly old lady who makes you cookies and doesn't shove religious dogma down your throat? Why can't my neighbor be like her?!

5/22/2011 7:04:31 PM
#1291792
Sasha

I am an antichrist?

Whoa.

5/22/2011 7:22:31 PM
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