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Hi all.
Our 5 year old son told us that he wants to buy flowers for a girl at school during valentines' day, and she likes him. We were shocked to say the least, and we never expected this. We didn't show our shock to him because we are trying to encourage him to speak to us about anything bothering him, in case he encouters some problems at school like bullying. But we don't know how to manage this. We are glad he told us, which gives us an idea of what's happening in his mind, but how do we manage this biblically? Firstly, does he break Matthew 5:28, or is it just an innocent children's stage? Secondly, will this crushes end on their own at some stage, or is it a gateway to fornication?

I just realised just how difficult it is trying to raise children for God.

notwhoisaidiwas, Rapture Ready 120 Comments [2/12/2011 4:14:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Jubne
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#1256390
Reverend Jeremiah

Your poor child will be so fucked up in his head when you are through with him.

2/13/2011 4:18:46 PM

#1256416
Brendan Rizzo

Shouldn't a fundie like you just be glad he isn't gay?

2/13/2011 6:00:59 PM

#1256421
katie5000

Ok, so the rapture ready person was a troll. But, if #1256407's post is any indication, there are actually people who are this paranoid about their kids, and it screws them up.

My initial reaction to this was that the kid is five and I'm sure his intentions are entirely innocent - his parents are just being paranoid and crazy. Poor kid.

2/13/2011 6:08:56 PM

#1256426
Canama

I had a crush on a girl when I was 5. There's nothing wrong with it! (Just for the record, though, she didn't know about it and the only time I see her nowadays is when we happen to pass each other in the hall on the way to class.)

EDIT: Oh, it was a troll. Whew.

2/13/2011 6:26:54 PM

#1256454
Beccs_

And this is why some people need to be banned from breeding.

2/13/2011 8:02:42 PM

#1256474
the_ignored

You know, I remember years ago, there was a poster on RR.....ah, fuck it.

2/13/2011 8:58:56 PM

#1256511
Osiris

Just break your children psychologically the same way your parent's obviously did the same to you.

2/14/2011 12:44:35 AM

#1256526
Mrs. Antichrist

Obvious poe.

2/14/2011 2:23:38 AM

#1256556
Adrian

@Hotspur:
"This was a posting by an RR troll. I saw the original thread before it was removed. The admin's changed the name of the poster to "notwhoisaidiwas" to let everyone know they caught him, then later removed the thread. Nothing to see here."

And here I was about to ask "Norma Bates, is that you?" :P

2/14/2011 3:02:23 AM

#1256562
nutbunny

Yes, that adulterous little 5 year old of yours should have his sinning eyes plucked forthwith

EDIT:
Argh, Fucking troll

2/14/2011 3:08:08 AM

#1256585


WTF. How sick is your mind you repressed bastard.
Just because you always think about how *sinful* sex is and that girls/women are only baby making machines doesn't mean everyone - especially a 5 year old - thinks about it the same way you do.

2/14/2011 4:49:55 AM

#1256590
Princess Rot

Successful troll is successful.


2/14/2011 5:13:59 AM

#1256613
Mister Spak

"Our 5 year old son told us that he wants to buy flowers for a girl at school during valentines' day, and she likes him."

I bet you didn't know that the little slut bought a condom for your son.

2/14/2011 6:05:03 AM

#1256740
Katherine Lorraine

Poe's Law strikes again.

That said, I've definitely seen parents this freaked out about situations like this. Including some fundie parents who started the rumor that my mother was allowing teenage orgies because a huge rainstorm hit on a day when both male and female teenage guests were visiting my parents' house.

Because my mother wanted them to be safe, she allowed them to stay at our house overnight. Boys down in the rec-room, girls in the upstairs bedrooms. No hanky-panky (their house squeaks if the CAT moves across the floorboards.)

2/14/2011 10:21:11 AM

#1256775


-- Troll-had --

2/14/2011 11:58:24 AM

#1256849
Xotan

Flowers, a 5 year old kid, a little girl...

Notwho etc is not fit to have children. It is truly a perversion of a child's innocence to talk about your son like this.

You are disgusting. Please be a POE. If not, I hope your son disowns you for the sake of his mental and moral health.

2/14/2011 3:49:21 PM

#1257102
Winterwolf00

HES FUCKING FIVE YOU SICK FUCKS!

2/15/2011 9:57:17 AM

#1257253
Hasher

Good grief! It's an innocent childhood thing at that age! He doesn't have a sex drive, it's just affection. I was the same and I didn't lose my virginity till I was twenty-three!

2/15/2011 6:35:17 PM

#1257254
Uni

... Sometimes, I wonder if people actually read their quotes from their holy book. Seriously, it's like this person googled 'quotes about relationships' and looked for a bible verse.

2/15/2011 6:37:34 PM

#1257267
Brianisha

Poor kid, next thing you know his parents will beat him for being gay.

2/15/2011 7:02:25 PM

#1257283
Godbuster

So wait... are they afraid their son is straight? What? Huh?

2/15/2011 7:26:06 PM

#1257286


This is...oh my God, whoever this fucker is, he needs to have this boy taken away from him, PRONTO, because this kid is gonna grow to be completely confused on how to interact with the opposite sex with a warped "parent" like this.

EDIT: SO glad this is a Poe because there are fundies out there who are this paranoid about the world.

2/15/2011 7:55:19 PM

#1257312
refuter of fundy vermin

As usual, RaptureRetards prove they are truly DEVOID of any intellgence or intelligent thinking. They think only in terms of mindless slavery to the horseshit book called the KJ Bible.

I feel sorry for your poor son; he will grow up with serious psychological problems/guilt because his parents are RaptureRetards.

2/15/2011 9:15:07 PM

#1257753
Stu dApples

head say hello to wall.

2/16/2011 3:41:50 PM

#1258171


Does he want to give her roses?
It could mean he's thorny...
I'm sorry.

2/17/2011 5:28:54 PM
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