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Of the 3 major theories of evolution and creation, Why is Communism the only one that denies God exists?

see how censored people's education are. at one time communism spake that evolution was the origins of man...

im sorry, everytime i see someone answer that communism is social order and NOT connected to evolution, i have to thumbs down, because its not true.
in communism there is NO God and evolution is the major philosophy of science and origin of man.

WitnessofJesus, Y! answers 90 Comments [2/11/2011 6:06:27 AM]
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Kitourahime

>''Of the 3 major theories of evolution and creation, Why is Communism the only one that denies god exists?''
>''theories of evolution and creation'' ''Communism''
>''evolution'' ''creation'' ''Communism''
>''Communism''
>....... readadamnbook.jpg

2/9/2011 1:30:35 AM

kuribo

communism is an economic model, it says nothing about any science or theology


you fucking moron

2/11/2011 6:11:23 AM

Whitleylad

Are you just writing out a load of words on peices of paper throwing it up in the air and typing it up in the order they fall on to the floor. You also forgot to refer to those Communists as Nazi Darwinists who put Hitler into power. Oh, and you really need to learn how to use capital letters in sentences.

2/11/2011 6:13:17 AM

Etiene

Holy non-sequiturs, Batman!

2/11/2011 6:19:22 AM

Tearlich

The stupidity. It burns!!

2/11/2011 6:20:02 AM

ChrisInManc

I need to ctrl-alt-del my brain now and end some of the hung processes that reading this assault on intelligence has caused... :/

2/11/2011 6:23:29 AM

KR

@Whitleylad

Damn, you beat me to it. I was just about to write something very similar. Now i just have to resort to the good old:

WORD SALAD!

2/11/2011 6:28:12 AM

Mister Spak

Stalin sent scientists to siberia for teaching evolution. They persecuted people for believing evolution, just like you do.
You are a communist.

2/11/2011 6:28:47 AM

Anon

Christians might not like to hear it (Communists also not), but communism has huge similarities to fundamentalist christianity. These similarities are so compelling that communism has even been called a "political religion".

- Humanity is in a state of doom and needs salvation. (Every human is sinful / Humanity is suppressed by capitalism)
- Only following the one true teachings, nothing else, will bring salvation.
- At an unspecified date in the future, a battle between the Forces of Good and the Forces of Evil will break out. After that, when the Forces of Evil are defeated, eternal happiness will ensue. (Apocalypse / World revolution; Satan / Capitalists)
- The Truth is written down in a canon of holy books, written by 'enlighted' men, whos authority must not be questioned, under NO circumstances. (The Bible / Das Kapital)
- Anybody who does not accept the Truth is blinded and needs to be re-educated (Christianity: Unfaithful / Communism: "Wrong consciousness")
- Following the one true teaching is the only way to gain happiness and fulfillment.
- Among the true believers, martyrs gave their life for the true teachings. They deserve worship. (Saints / Che Guevara)

Sorry to say that, but Soviet Russia and the other communist regimes weren't political systems build on rationality. They were theocracies.

And there is a reason why Christopher Hitchens once called the Christian Heaven the "Celestial North Korea".

2/11/2011 6:39:58 AM

schism

Translation: I know nothing that Glenn Beck doesn't tell me.

Distilled translation: I know nothing.

2/11/2011 6:44:55 AM

Gah

Okay, you got me at 'see how censored people's education are.'

What are you even talking about?!
Oh. Yahoo Answers. Enough said.

2/11/2011 6:45:17 AM

Tardis

I am so confused...
What are the three major theories of evolution and creation? ...and what the hell does communism have to do with any of that...

Word Salad anyone?

2/11/2011 6:56:39 AM

Murdin

"Of the 3 major theories of evolution and creation"

There are three kinds of people...

2/11/2011 7:02:54 AM

Orion

Of the 3 major theories of evolution and creation, Why is Communism the only one that denies God exists?"

HRRRRRRRRRRRNGGGGGGGHARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

2/11/2011 7:06:03 AM

D Laurier

Because there is only one theory of evolution. And because Communism does not DENY anything.

2/11/2011 7:08:16 AM

Doubting Thomas

I wasn't aware that communism was a theory of evolution or creation.

2/11/2011 7:14:59 AM

dionysus

Why do I feel like I just got kicked in the brain?

2/11/2011 7:23:55 AM

TGRwulf

What the fuck? No seriously, what the FUCK??

2/11/2011 7:35:51 AM

Katherine Lorraine

Communism is a theory of the origin of species? I thought it was a governmental, economic model.

2/11/2011 7:47:21 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Of the 3 major theories of evolution and creation, Why is Communism the only one that denies God exists?"

Last time I heard, politics had nothing to do with biology.

'Hoemskuled' much, WitlessofJesus?

And when "On the Origin of Species" was published, the Church of England had no objections whatsoever; still doesn't to this day. Indeed, such was the impact his discoveries made, that Charles Darwin was one of only five non-royalty persons buried in Westminster Abbey.

So why do you fundies have a problem with Evolution?

2/11/2011 8:22:28 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"Of the 3 major theories of evolution"

What?

Methinks the stupid is strong with this one.

2/11/2011 8:35:32 AM

Arts_Myth

Of the 3 major theories of evolution and creation, Why is software development the only one that denies God exists?

see how censored people's education are. at one time software development spake that evolution was the origins of man...

im sorry, everytime i see someone answer that software development is computer programming and NOT connected to evolution, i have to thumbs down, because its not true.
in software development there is NO God and evolution is the major philosophy of science and origin of man.

(There should be rules in the Geneva Convention to prevent such cruel and unusual punishment of logic.)

2/11/2011 9:01:05 AM

Captain Klamydia

I'm hungover, can someone explain how the fuck communism is a creation theory and why evolution accepts god?

2/11/2011 9:06:21 AM

aaa

You are being unreasonably incoherent. I suspect that your brain was re-wired by a shoddy contractor and thus, requires serious reprogramming. Good thing i know how to rewrite flux logic algorithms.

2/11/2011 9:20:03 AM

Papabear

Theories of evolution and creation includes Communism?

I'm afraid your thumbs are going to have to be turned downward for the rest of you life, WoJ. No matter how dearly you wish it, Communism is just not related to the ToE.

P.S. The ToE isn't a philosophy, it's a scientific theory.

2/11/2011 9:20:06 AM

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