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Evolution was designed to control people, period. No God = no morality = no consciequences = abortion is good because you are nothing = population control is good = government murder to control population is OK = suicide for the elderly should be mandatory.

PostingID: 1781908230, Craigslist 104 Comments [6/16/2010 4:19:29 AM]
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#1168592
Dan Onymous

Why do people say 'period' and then continue talking bollocks?

6/16/2010 4:20:39 AM
#1168593


Wow that is one of the weirdest slippery slopes ever, believing in Evolution= The governement should force elderly people to die?

You must have a twisted mind to even think of that connection

6/16/2010 4:22:20 AM
#1168595
Serph-no-Okami

God = getting forgiven for the most egregious crimes = no consequences = letting pregnant women die from easily preventable pregnancy risks = overpopulation is good = government involvement in something that should be a personal choice = letting people suffer needlessly from uncurable diseases.

I can actually support each and every one of those statements. Can you do the same with yours?

6/16/2010 4:24:21 AM
#1168599
Quantum Mechanic

Sigh, ... another F in biology.

6/16/2010 4:44:40 AM
#1168601
anevilmeme

No. The theory of evolution like all theories is "designed" to explain the observed evidence. The observed evidence is the fact of evolution.

Neither the evidence nor the theory establishes a code of morality or ethics.

Nor do the prove or disprove the existence of god(s), but like all science they make the
bible look rather silly.

6/16/2010 4:45:40 AM
#1168602
Wozza

If that's how you think you would behave if you did not have an imaginary sky-daddy with a big stick to keep you in line, then I am very happy indeed you are a christian.

I, on the other hand, take responsibility for my own actions and morality.

One of us is a better person. And it's not you.

6/16/2010 4:47:38 AM
#1168606
Cy

This fails at the first =.

6/16/2010 4:51:31 AM
#1168613
SZD

Odd, I can think up a good three ways to control people. (I´ll give you a hint: it has to do with religion.)

6/16/2010 5:05:28 AM
#1168614
Hasher

No morals or consequences is a means to greater control? In Looking Glass Land, possibly.

6/16/2010 5:07:52 AM
#1168615
Mister Spak

"Evolution was designed to control people, period."

Intelligent design is a myth, period.

6/16/2010 5:09:36 AM
#1168617
Semi-Christian

The first three words are correct...the rest are not so

6/16/2010 5:12:23 AM
#1168619
Big Jilm

Um, none of these non-sequitors has shit to do with any of the others.

Where the hell do you folks come up with this shit?!!!

Evolution wasn't designed. And you can believe in both Gods and Evolution. And you shouldn't need a God to have morality. In fact, if your only morality comes from God shaking his finger at you, then you're not moral at all.

You are some sick fucking bastards.

6/16/2010 5:18:46 AM
#1168632
I read about the afterlife

I think you'll find that even if one cannot distinguish right from wrong -- they'll still face consequences. Notice, we do not let people with severe antisocial personality disorder get off so easily when they break the law.

6/16/2010 6:05:56 AM
#1168636
Pule Thamex

Let me tell you how I absolutely pulverized an evolutionist the other day, exclamation mark, semi-colon, period, apostrophe.

I said to the evolutionist, "Do you know that evolution is designed to control people, period, inverted commas, question mark, open curly bracket".
"No", he replied, "I didn't know that".
"Yes", I continued,"Evolution is immoral and was invented by atheistic homosexual abortionists, close curly bracket, comma, close square bracket, umlaut".
"I see", he said, appearing very interested, or very bored, or trying to stifle uproarious laughter.
"Yes", I continued apace, "The government wants to murder people so that they can control the population and they want to make suicide for the elderly mandatory, hyphen, cedilla, open square bracket". I was getting excited now.
"Got any evidence."?, he asked.
"Yes", I replied triumphantly. "By dint of righteous opinion, the power of idiotic stupidity, and the sublime Godly power of punchy punctuation, I hereby declare myself the victor, close curved bracket, underscore, greater than sign". But he had wandered off and missed his utter pulverization by the power of God's own special weapons-grade punctuation, dot, dot, dot.

6/16/2010 6:18:41 AM
#1168637
mad the swine

Math.

You're doing it wrong.

6/16/2010 6:19:44 AM
#1168638
Fedup

I am an asshole... period.

6/16/2010 6:20:52 AM
#1168640
Fedup

Hey Pule Thamex, you left out the emoticons. Fundies like emoticons

6/16/2010 6:24:21 AM
#1168641
TGRwulf

First off, evolution =/= atheism. I know plenty of Deists, Christians, Jews, etc. that believe in evolution.

Second, even if it did, Atheism =/= no morals. I don't see why it's so hard for you people to see that others can be moral without the looming threat of hell.

Lastly, even if you don't have morality, doesn't mean their isn't going to be consequences. For example, say someone thinks murdering their neighbor is okay because they have no morals. Doesn't mean they aren't going to go to jail, and isn't that a consequence? Moron.

6/16/2010 6:25:20 AM
#1168648
dionysus

Evolution was designed to control people, period.

I had no idea Darwin had plans for world domination. I always thought he was simply a scientist trying to make a framework that explained his observations.

No God = no morality

That's what atheists disproportionately make up the prison population. Oh, wait, they don't.

= no consciequences

Really? Try walking up to a biker gang and punching their leader in the face. I can promise that won't be god turning your face into Jello. Or go rob a police station. Again, that won't be god throwing your ass in jail.

abortion is good because you are nothing

Abortion isn't 'good', but sometimes it's necessary i.e. when a woman gets raped or when the pregnancy will kill her.

population control is good = government murder to control population is OK

WHAT?!? No, no, no, how did you manage to get it so wrong? Population control simply means not reproducing on an industrial scale like the Quiverfull morons. It doesn't necessitate nor encourage government mandated murder.

suicide for the elderly should be mandatory

Aside from the obvious problems with this, why doesn't the government just murder them like you said in the sentence before? You're so delusional that your paranoid fantasies are contradicting each other. Speaking of paranoia, we've got a twofer here.

6/16/2010 6:46:06 AM
#1168651
CailinBan

@ Pule Thamex - that was SUBLIME!!! Perfect. You definitely win at least one internet!

6/16/2010 6:55:28 AM
#1168652
Lotus-thing

...I'm frightened.

6/16/2010 6:55:50 AM
#1168653
pfft


6/16/2010 7:00:23 AM
#1168654
Vanilla Bear

No Godwin's Law? Wow, that might be a first for a post like this...

6/16/2010 7:01:59 AM
#1168659
SeekerLancer

You're not crazy or anything.

6/16/2010 7:06:59 AM
#1168663
Anon-e-moose

"Evolution was designed to control people, period"

Evolution =/= 'morality'

Religion =/= 'morality'

Just ask Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Faggard, Kent Hovind, Tony Alamo, Timothy McVeigh, Scott Roeder, et al.

"Evolution was designed"

Judge John E. Jones III (who presided & decided on Kitzmiller vs. Dover in 2005) would like a word with you.

@#1168593

"Wow that is one of the weirdest slippery slopes ever"

And not just a slippert slope, but going down one whilst clutching at straw dust. As there's no more straws left to clutch at, as the filling of every gap continues, inexorably destroying the credibility of Genesis in the Bible*.

*- See Kitzmiller vs. Dover. Judge Jones, in finding for the plaintiffs, helped the cause of Atheism in the US in ways that not even we Atheists could've even imagined.

6/16/2010 7:14:31 AM
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