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Wait, you would actually approve of him authorizing the oil leak to be plugged with human foetuses?
Wow, you are one sick puppy!
6/11/2010 10:54:45 AM
That would be a horrible waste of those delicious fetuses.
6/11/2010 10:58:44 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Oh. So in other words, you don't have any sensible suggestions at all and you're just another fundie jerk spewing off hateful fundie jerk shit because that's all you are capable of. Ho. Hum.
6/11/2010 11:00:26 AM
So now abortion prevents oil spills? I thought you guys were trying to reduce abortions? If so you're seriously undercutting your position.
As for resigning, great plan: take a country that's trying to deal rapidly with an ecological disaster, and hit it with a leadership crisis as well! After all, it's been shown numerous times that confusion and disorder among those in authority has not negative impact on anything, ever, and people who have complicated tasks dropped on them by surprise are always better at them than anyone else.
6/11/2010 11:04:07 AM
Wait, I have a third suggestion: You, fucking yourself. With a redwood tree.
6/11/2010 11:07:28 AM
Does he really think that if abortion was outlawed it wouldnt happen anymore? Women would just get unsafe abortions, leading to even more dead people.
Also, Obama is clearly to blame for Roe v Wade.
6/11/2010 11:12:04 AM
So you admit you're not complaining because he did anything wrong, you're complaining because he's Obama.
Ergo, your opinion is summarily dismissed. Good day.
6/11/2010 11:20:23 AM
Now, BP executives I could understand, but fetuses?
6/11/2010 11:26:27 AM
dionysusI can't claim credit for the first, as it comes from another blog.
It's not that you don't want the credit, it's that you don't want the blame for having such a stupid idea.
He could jam the nearly 53,000,000 dead American preborns into the opening of the gushing oil pipe.
In what alternate universe does that make any sense at all? I mean I know you guys like to bring either abortion or homosexuality into every topic, but that's a very weird way to do it. All I can say is
Yes, 53,000,000 folks, during the Carter administration, Planned Parenthood started taking so much flak for the startling number of abortions performed so soon after Roe V Wade that for a while they only reported about 1 in 3 abortions
And second, he could just resign
And leave Joe Biden in charge? Not only that, but it would throw unnecessary chaos into the situation. How would that help the situation at all?
6/11/2010 11:31:51 AM
That's so funny. You say that Obama mismanaged the oil spill and now you're howling for blood.
Look at all of the things Bush mismanaged, yet you all still want to blow him.
And, I may be naive, but I fail to see how overseeing a shady oil company is the president's job.
Lastly, assholes, when I want to plug things up with aborted fetuses, you guys get all upset. It's perfectly fine for you guys to do it over the oil spill. Screw you guys!
6/11/2010 11:43:32 AM
That's all that those people ever do, really. Check these out
Those stupid idiots don't seem to realize that a bunch of the complaints they have against Obama apply to Bush as well: "supporting infanticide"? What did Bush do against that?
Their own God
had no problem with killing babies, for fuck's sake!
"destroying the constitution"? Again, look to Bush's Patriot Act and his "faith based initiatives".
6/11/2010 11:52:43 AM
First solution, yes, they tried that, it's called junk-shot (which, surprise, doesn't work).
Second, that's not exactly solving a problem.
6/11/2010 11:54:32 AM
So, the number they're pulling out of their asses is fifty-three million now?
6/11/2010 12:35:45 PM
I would tell you dead baby jokes, but i have taste.
6/11/2010 12:37:42 PM
the old firm
And even if this numbers would be correct, it wouldn't help one bit. So you just showed us, that you don't have any constructive ideas, but are against everything! This is quite a helpful attitude, you know?
But why talk about one of the greatest environment disasters in recent history when you can lash out with enormous bullsh-- against teh ebil librulz!
6/11/2010 12:44:58 PM
Praying the problem away didn't work then, eh? What a surprise.
Need it be said that "preborns" is not a recognized category of US citizen?
6/11/2010 12:54:20 PM
Like all abortion clinics have stuffed all the aborted fetuses in their freezers since 1973...
What an idiot to try to tie abortion into the gulf oil spill. I swear they try to shoehorn abortion into every single debate they can.
And frankly, with the world as overpopulated as it is today, I'm glad there are 53 million less humans running around.
6/11/2010 1:07:47 PM
I bet that if McCain had been elected these nutjobs would be railing at anyone calling for him to resign over the oil spill. In fact, I don't remember anyone hollering for Bush to resign after his mismanagement of the Katrina disaster.
6/11/2010 1:09:55 PM
"He could jam the nearly 53,000,000 dead American preborns into the opening of the gushing oil pipe."
Is that a recipe for baby oil?
6/11/2010 1:11:58 PM
"Which do you prefer, yellow mustard or brown?"
"If it weren't for abortion we wouldn't have to confront these situations."
6/11/2010 1:14:09 PM
He would think that is a plus.
He would think those women DESERVE to die.
6/11/2010 1:16:37 PM
All he's done is slag off the British. After all, we're the U.S. Government; gott have our scapegoats, take the heat off ourselves, know what I'm saying?
6/11/2010 1:17:30 PM
Firstly, I don't think just jamming foetuses into the hole terribly feasible, secondly, they'd be eaten and otherwise decompose until the well just opens up again.
Thirdly, what the christing fuck? Seriously, what the cunting hell are you talking about.
6/11/2010 1:19:41 PM
Oh, it doesn't surprise me, but this is one of the few that states it so bluntly, even if it's rather accidentally so.
6/11/2010 1:52:33 PM
Mismanage? Aren't you the same assholes who were complaining about how he should stop interfering with business during the corporate bailouts?
6/11/2010 2:06:20 PM
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