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#1161163
Reverend Jeremiah
We are dealing with people who think they should rebel until they get their little kingdom like Satan did.
Satan is a fictional character from a book of myths. What is silly is that you are a Mormon. Dont you know that the founder of Mormonism used to put a rock in his hat, put his face into his hat, and then "read the rock" to "prophecy" things..and ignorant people like yourself considered it a legitimate way to acquire factual knowledge? LOL, you are a gullible dupe.
You know what? Thanks, Mr. President, but I think we're going to keep the Internet the way it is right now.
What makes you think it is only ONE PERSON doing this? Do you not understand how America works? Oh wait, its Glenn Beck. Carry on people. Nothing to see or learn here.
You know — or at least until people who are worshipping Satan, you know, aren't in office.
First he is a Marxist, then he is a brown shirt Nazi, then he is a Muslim, now he is a Satanist. How did you come across this information? Did the rock in your hat tell you?
5/26/2010 5:23:25 AM
#1161182
The 1st Ammendment and the 6th Article allow the POTUS to worship Satan. Or Yahweh. Or Allah. Or Vishnu. Or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What's your point, Glenny?
5/26/2010 5:33:17 AM
#1161184
FSMpirate
It's probably for the best that I don't watch his show... or listen to his radio show. I didn't vote for Obamaman, but is Glen actually saying that he worships Satan?
I'm sure there are people who believe him. Sad...
5/26/2010 5:33:36 AM
#1161187
solomongrundy
@ Reverend Jeremiah, to be fair, the Urim and Thummim were magic rocks fastened to something resembling a large pair of gold spectacles (though whether that makes Joseph Smith Jr's religion any less laughable is an open question).
5/26/2010 5:34:55 AM
#1161195
Tolpuddle Martyr
Teh Press'dent worships the debbil, HURR DURR!
The frightening thing is that this probably resonates with someone out there.
5/26/2010 5:41:38 AM
#1161197
David B.
I really can't tell from this whether Beck is for NN or against it. Or even if he has the slightest f***ing idea what NN is.
5/26/2010 5:42:47 AM
#1161199
Quantum Mechanic
And I thought Alex Jones was nuts.
5/26/2010 5:45:50 AM
#1161201
The religious craziness aside, I might have to agree with Glenn. I think the world is about to end...
5/26/2010 5:48:57 AM
#1161204
shadkat
Um. Satan worship, eh? *backs slowly away from the screen*
Was he trying to be ironic? "Obama is concerned about misinformation on the internet--oh, and he worships Satan, by the way, hur hurr!"
5/26/2010 5:53:14 AM
#1161211
Xotan
Shouldn't there be a sanity clause to be signed before people get access to the public airwaves? (Sorry Groucho!)
5/26/2010 5:59:54 AM
#1161213
Mister Spak
But George Bush has been out of office for a year and a half - do try to keep up.
5/26/2010 6:00:31 AM
#1161218
Xotan
@ Mr Spak
Nice one, Mr. Spak. LOL
5/26/2010 6:02:55 AM
#1161229
Vince
I thought there was a law about this.
You know, flat out lying in an attempt to slander someone. I'm sure there's something about network TV not being allowed to do that.
5/26/2010 6:07:11 AM
#1161247
TGRwulf
Did he just flat out call Obama a Satanist?
5/26/2010 6:20:26 AM
#1161254
DRoseDARs
As it was with Healthcare Reform, so it is with Net Neutrality: Telcoms are working with faux grassroots organizations and rightwing media personalities to argue against NN by arguing that NN is THE OPPOSITE of what it actually is. Not sure what the hell Glenda is carrying on about here, but you can be sure he's trying to sell a shit sandwich by telling people how good it tastes.
5/26/2010 6:25:16 AM
#1161290
Please, are you telling me that the ones who invented internet were devout Christians?. In which alternative universe?
5/26/2010 6:53:46 AM
#1161299
aaa
I am pretty fucking sure this is 17 different kinds of libel.
5/26/2010 6:58:24 AM
#1161309
Doubting Thomas
Wait... did Glenn Beck just claim that Obama worships Satan?
And really, what's so bad about net neutrality? Freedom of speech is one of the foundations of this country.
5/26/2010 7:03:59 AM
#1161326
The L
Pot. Kettle. Black, etc.
5/26/2010 7:15:06 AM
#1161327
Mister Spak
Net Neutrality means that a law would be passed requiring telecom companies to treat all data equally ie. the government telling private companies how to run their business ie. interfering with the internet. Glen Beck is opposed to interfering with the internet.
5/26/2010 7:15:14 AM
#1161350
Musicalbookworm
That is 17 kinds of batshit insane. It amused me that ATT is trying to recruit librarians to oppose Net Neutrality. Methinks they know nothing about librarians' professional ethics or the people who choose the profession. I think I'm stealing the analogy from Jim Hightower, but not passing a NN law would be akin to allowing ATT to interrupt your call to Dominos to tell you Pizza Hut is there preferred provider and degrading the quality of your call to Dominos.
5/26/2010 7:36:30 AM
#1161359
breakerslion
Now that Lewis Black called out Glenn Beck for the most insane Godwin of all time, Glenn is switching to Satan?
I think Skynet needs to pull him in for reprogramming. He's malfunctioning badly enough to give away his cyborg status. I wonder which technician got fired for spilling a latte on the circuit board before they closed his head up?
5/26/2010 7:49:07 AM
#1161361
Zeus Almighty
@ Xotan
You can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause.
5/26/2010 7:56:21 AM
#1161379
David B.
@Mister Spak:
But Beck wants to keep the Internet the way it is right now, which is essentially net neutral. So Beck is basically arguing that we should keep the internet the way it is right now by not having the government legislate to ensure companies keep the internet the way it is right now.
Which pretty much seals the case for Beck not having the faintest idea what he's talking about.
5/26/2010 8:23:31 AM
#1161382
Rumpshaker Slim
His ratings are in decline. He'll say anything to prolong his 15 minutes of shame.
Glenn Beck is a child throwing a hissy fit. Ignore him and he'll go away.
5/26/2010 8:28:00 AM
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