OBAMA AVOIDS BIBLE VERSES ! Here are some Bible verses that Pres. Obama avoids: Proverbs 19:10 (NIV): "It is not fitting for a fool to live in luxury - how much worse for a slave to rule over princes!" Also Proverbs 30:22 (NIV) which says that the earth cannot bear up under "a servant who becomes king." And Ecclesiastes 5:2-3 (KJV) advises: "let thy words be few...a fool's voice is known by multitude of words." Although Obama is not descended from slaves, he may feel that he's destined to become a black-slavery avenger. Or maybe an enslaver of all free citizens!
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yeah, the bible is a piece of classist propaganda that has for centuries promised the poor and oppressed "pie in the sky when you die" and discouraged them from rising up against their oppressors.
Obama ignoring these things is a good thing, you racist asshole.
Hmm, Bible qoutes, not-so-subtle racism, and do I detect a hint of conspiracy ('black-slavery avenger')? I think we have a trifecta!
Short version: OMG HE'S BLACK!!! OH NOES!!!
Yeah, yeah. Your president is not a pasty old white dude, get the fuck over it mack!
Or maybe it's because he's an intelligent, black, non-fundy.
Ahaha, how silly of me, being an enslaver makes more sense.
Not to be picky but wasn't the leader of your religion essentially a dude who was born in a stable and worked as a carpenter, and yet is now considered Lord of the whole freaking universe?
"a servant who becomes king." indeed.
"It is not fitting for a fool to live in luxury - how much worse for a slave to rule over princes!"
I sure hope you're not living in luxury, Mack. The computer you're typing this on isn't yours, is it?
"a servant who becomes king."
You don't vote for kings! --Arthur, King of the Britons
"let thy words be few...a fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
Let's see, how many words are in the bible again? Oh, and let's check the speeches Bush made, too.
Also, by this standard, surly teenagers are the planet's geniuses.
One of the chief enslavers of mankind often wears black. Black covers, that is. Yes, one of mankind's worst enemies and a blight on civilization, I give you, that scourge of humanity, that promoter of the vile and bestial, that champion of barbarism, the holy Bible. Yes, the holy Bible, the deranged ramblings of maniacal misogynists and deluded sadists. The "How To" manual for committed racists everywhere no matter what their race, in other words, for slobbering dimwits.
Need to know how to justify your bigotry? Consult your manual of mind-shredding insanity, the holy Bible, and look it up. Feel a need to abuse children? Again, consult your manual, the Bible, and see if there's anything in there that will help you. No matter what your savagery, no what your evil perversions, no matter how fucked-up you are, prolonged study of the "How To" manual of evil, the Bible, will not only make you even more insane, but will possibly provide some justification for your obnoxious desires. Ask mack fairbanks, he should know.
There is only one answer to this kind of offensive drivel: Nuke the Bible belt. That should send them all skyward quicker than any ridiculous Rapture!
I jest, of course. But only just. Besides, I have the example of the Biblical god who thought nothing of wiping out cities and nations - not to mention the world's population in the 'flood' that never happened.
"OBAMA AVOIDS BIBLE VERSES !"
So? Does it stop him - or affect him in any way, shape or form - from doing his job, repairing the unholy mess created by your previous God Emperor of Fucking Up, George Dumbya Bush - who didn't avoid Bible verses. For all the good it did him - and the country.
"Although Obama is not descended from slaves, he may feel that he's destined to become a black-slavery avenger."
[citation seriously fucking needed] And if 'twere the case, this is a bad thing... how?
When RSTDT and FSTDT combine, you get Captain Planet epic fail.
Also: "I would not dare to dishonor my Creator’s name by [attaching] it to this filthy book [the Bible]."Common Sense --one of the driving forces behind the American Revolution)
Wow, racist much? Oh, and he's half caucasian, btw. But you guys seem to just kind of ignore that because he happens to have a darker skin colour.
I hope he avoids the whole fucking thing, and I think he is.
Damn this is so close to just saying that we shouldn't have a nigger president. Why can't they just say it?
Ignores Bible Verses, eh?
Let's have a look at Romans for a sec, shall we...?
Funny. Bush avoided those Bible verses too. As did Clinton. Reagan. Carter. Nixon. Kennedy. Roosevelt. Lincoln. Adams. Jefferson. Washington. You get the picture.
Oh and by the way, Mack. Please do not tell me you are insinuating that Obama is a fool. Because there seems to be a Bible verse you are avoiding.
> Proverbs 19:10 (NIV): "It is not fitting for a fool to live in luxury - how much worse for a slave to rule over princes!" Also Proverbs 30:22 (NIV) which says that the earth cannot bear up under "a servant who becomes king."
So the Bible says that democracy is evil, because almost anyone can become a ruler? Worse than that, it advocates a strict hierarchy of classes? Let's not even get in the approval of slavery...
*spits out her pepsi all over her screen and flips off mack fairbanks for the bigotted piece of he is*
thats what you can do with your bible verses. stop demonizing the president! hes doing a damn good job and a hard job. i doubt you could do better. if so go and run for fucking POTUS i DARE you! fucking asshole.
I'm one up on Obama. I ignore the whole fucking bible.
Of course, I can afford to. Obama, unfortunately, has to live with you lot.
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