The New Canaan Baptist Church,
[3/18/2010 2:26:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 117
Submitted By: TB Tabby
At least free thinkers use apostrophes.
3/18/2010 2:27:31 PM
3/18/2010 2:32:40 PM
Thinking is overrated anyway.
3/18/2010 2:37:13 PM
Damnit, Blasphemina beat me to it.
Seriously though, how did they think this sign was a good idea?
3/18/2010 2:39:44 PM
Please tell me this is really from worth1000.com.....
3/18/2010 2:39:54 PM
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Cogito, ergo sum
Thank you very much.
3/18/2010 2:40:27 PM
reminds me of the 1984 slogan : war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength. notice all three slogans are bold-faced lies.
3/18/2010 2:41:21 PM
Funny, I would think Satan would make better use of his slaves. So far, I've yet to be told to do so much as mow Satan's lawn.
3/18/2010 2:46:08 PM
At least we have BURNING AMERICAN FREEDOM WITH BURNING AMERICAN JUSTICE!
3/18/2010 2:50:22 PM
Apostrophes are of teh debil!
3/18/2010 2:59:01 PM
So, a slave, one way or the other. If that's the case, i'd rather be one that knows the score, at least.
3/18/2010 3:05:57 PM
A variation on the theme of the other church sign from the Top 100 - "Reason is the Greatest Enemy Faith Has"
BTW, also a Baptist church in that one.
3/18/2010 3:25:09 PM
Every time you speak this Satan guy seems more and more awesome.
3/18/2010 3:43:55 PM
I guess it wouldn't do any good to tell them that there is no Satan, huh?
3/18/2010 3:45:44 PM
Freedom is slavery ? Is there such a thing as a
3/18/2010 3:47:41 PM
Yeah, but they let the exclamation point slip by, so there's just no excuse.
3/18/2010 3:49:57 PM
@Blasphemina : hey, that's even worse that I thought. Exclamation points are phallic symbols, after all. There's a reason why people call them bangs.
3/18/2010 4:11:27 PM
Faith begins where reason ends.
Christianity ends reason.
3/18/2010 4:16:32 PM
I'd rather be satan's slave than yahweh's slave. At least satan can be reasoned with.
3/18/2010 4:21:21 PM
If I'm a slave of Satan, he sure is doing a lousy job, not even giving me any orders...
3/18/2010 4:22:29 PM
3/18/2010 4:24:05 PM
Percy Q. Shunn
satan only killed 10 people in the buybull, and he's not a fucking liar like your stupid god.
3/18/2010 4:29:54 PM
Are you saying this is bad?
3/18/2010 5:05:50 PM
God: Hey, dude, kill your son.
Guy: Lol really?
God: Yes, do you have to question everything!?
Guy: *Kills son*
God: Dude, what the fuck are you doing? I was testing your faith! DAMN IT SATAN! HE DID IT AGAIN.
Satan: Did what?
3/18/2010 5:07:53 PM
Fundamentalism in a nutshell. Also, are you sure you're worshiping the right one?
3/18/2010 5:46:20 PM