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#1126175
shadkat
@Jezeus
You win the day. I lol'd hard.
REVENGE OF TEH BLASPHEEMERS?
...I dunno, I suck at being witty.
2/25/2010 7:35:24 PM
#1126290
WMDKitty
Ummm what the fuck?
First off, it's "Obi-Wan Kenobi", not "Owen en" or "Obi-Wann Kenboi"
Secondly, the moral of the story is that one must attain balance between the "Dark" and "Light" sides of themselves -- The Force is mostly an allegory.
Third, dude, you do NOT fucking knock Yoda. Ever. Yoda fucking ROCKS.
Heh, and dude, Artoo? Did you just fucking compare Artoo to "Baal"? What the shit are you smoking??!
2/26/2010 1:43:57 AM
#1126344
Saladin
@WMDKitty
It's FanFiction.net. Are you actually expecting good spelling and/or grammar?
2/26/2010 5:29:51 AM
#1126354
The Jamo
Obi-Wann Karboi? Which STAR WARS were you watching?
2/26/2010 5:52:39 AM
#1126367
Ry
...Were you even WATCHING Star Wars? you seem to have gotten several things backwards. (I've gotten used to SW being called evil, but I get a little ticked about my longtime favorite movie being twisted like this. Pretty sure YODA was teaching LUKE, not the other way 'round? XD)
...And now I'm imagining Artoo as a god. Run, Luke, run!
2/26/2010 6:36:40 AM
#1126428
I think some people just can't distinguish between things that are real life and things that are imaginary (though in this case both are imaginary). I am curious if it is something wrong with their brain that makes them unable to imagine things without their brain thinking they are real?
2/26/2010 9:47:21 AM
#1126481
Brain_In_A_Jar
It's always extra pathetic when they insist their god must exist not only in the real world, but in all possible imaginary ones as well.
2/26/2010 12:11:10 PM
#1126513
Nightangel1282
GET THE FUCK OFF MY FAVORITE WEBSITE YOU PARASITE!!!!!!
You fundie fucktards are NOT going to start taking over my favorite site!!!!!
2/26/2010 2:44:35 PM
#1126589
Ericm6
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO a movie that doesnt have god in it. Clearly evil.
2/26/2010 8:33:21 PM
#1126591
Nowonmai
Typical fundie, you find everything that isn't strictly bible based 'evil' or 'Satanic'..
Signed
Believer in the Easter Bunny.
2/26/2010 8:53:33 PM
#1126608
This person really needs to be sterilized.
2/26/2010 11:13:51 PM
#1126609
Elia
It's like a game of darts gone terribly wrong - what did English ever do to you?
And, Owen En hope? Any relation to Owen Wilson?
2/26/2010 11:15:53 PM
#1126729
@Elia: I actually thought that he was referring to Owen Lars, Luke's step-uncle. But maybe I'm being too generous.
2/27/2010 12:31:37 PM
#1126745
Marc
Having gone through about three paragraphs of one of his stories, I can tell you all three things:
1) No, he is most definitely not a poe.
2) Yes, he most definitely is this incoherent.
3) After reading the aforementioned three paragraphs - I need a drink. Or someone to smash my head in with a baseball bat. Probably the latter.
2/27/2010 2:37:47 PM
#1126802
Leto
oh please,
star wars is bad because it shamelesly rips off Dune
2/27/2010 8:32:23 PM
#1126819
Kevin
Obi-Wann Karboi?
Did they even watch the damn movies?
2/27/2010 10:54:58 PM
#1126850
Jae
I'm shocked that any of you were able to make sense of this piece. It started off illiterate and ended up as a badly put together word jigsaw.
2/28/2010 6:27:47 AM
#1126857
John_in_Oz
But this is absurd! Star Wars is totally Christian. It is a re-telling of the Wedding at Canna, with the Republic as the drunken wedding guests. space-ships as the ewers that Jesus had filled with water, and the Droids as the party favours. The Bible didn't mention the police being called in, but you can be sure it happened.
2/28/2010 7:31:12 AM
#1126929
elphada
Karboi. LMAO!
2/28/2010 11:21:03 AM
#1127039
Ambrielle
Wha....?
2/28/2010 6:14:22 PM
#1127074
Anemone
Is that Carrie's mother, sounds like it.
2/28/2010 9:12:24 PM
#1153182
It's Obi-wan KENOBI. Not Karboi. And R2D2 IS cool.
4/29/2010 5:59:23 PM
#1159934
""Darth Vader should be a good evil and Owen en. This is not correct. They are evil, because Owen En hope Luke (a desecration of the things the name of the devil, biological) use of such super-senses feeling and get good. George Lucas is telling us that the Jewish Christians, God is not enough, and want us to believe, at a higher secular human force. Tell Jesus, George!""
What the hell were you on when you wrote this? Or, sorry, tried to write this?
5/22/2010 9:55:35 AM
#1169968
Vasudeva the Ferryman
You know, its quite possible that this person might be drunk. I simply cannot see any other explanation for how this comment turned out the way it did.
6/21/2010 8:16:27 AM
#1181691
J.K.
Luke is a "teaching" the dirty, wizened, dwarf substitute for God, Yoda
Have you even seen the movies? Seriously, how could you possibly be so thoroughly wrong on the events of the movie
7/17/2010 4:58:44 PM
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