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#926373
Mrs. Antichrist
Anorexia for Jesus?
3/20/2009 9:12:58 AM
#926374
Dan
someone watched Constantine a few to many times.
3/20/2009 9:13:11 AM
#926377
Mister Spak
If demons never eat, does that mean they violate the second law of thermodynamics?
3/20/2009 9:21:01 AM
#926378
draco_nite
Juice fast? I rarely drink juice.
Well, that's not true. I recently discovered cranberry juice...
3/20/2009 9:21:21 AM
#926382
Dio Fa
However, self-flagellation is an excellent method for keeping demons away whilst fasting.
3/20/2009 9:24:35 AM
#926384
No, no! Juice fasting is a great idea. The rest of us appreciate your efforts to remove yourself from the planet.
3/20/2009 9:25:46 AM
#926387
Paschal Wagner
You should NEVER go on such a votive fast without the blessing of your spiritual father.
I thought the Bible made it pretty clear that the Juice is the Lord's Chosen Beverage?
3/20/2009 9:40:17 AM
#926388
Captain Obvious
That's right little fundies. Only by starving yourself in a dark room can you keep the demons out of your head. Better yet you shouldn't eat anything at all, and whatever you do! Don't leave the room!
Just stay inside until you all die. The world will be better off without you.
3/20/2009 9:42:02 AM
#926389
werewolf
A juice fast? What kind of candy-assed, weak-kneed, bullshit devotion is that?
Smokers going cold turkey suffer worse, pissant.
3/20/2009 9:46:25 AM
#926392
NoOneInParticular
I'm so glad Catholics didn't make Doom. Combating demons with fasting instead of shotguns would have been pretty lame.
3/20/2009 9:49:50 AM
#926395
Beeblebrox
Or it could bring us closer to the Ethiopians, who also don't eat.
3/20/2009 10:04:35 AM
#926396
Doctor Whom
Never mind your "spiritual father"; you should discuss such things with your physician first.
3/20/2009 10:07:16 AM
#926397
enna
"This is cranberry juice cocktail - it's pure sugar!"
"I wanna lose 3 pounds!"
</Mean Girls>
3/20/2009 10:11:01 AM
#926398
enna
"This is cranberry juice cocktail - it's pure sugar!"
"I wanna lose 3 pounds!"
</Mean Girls>
3/20/2009 10:12:28 AM
#926399
EvoPagan
Every time I think I have it figured out, you guys go and change the rules.
3/20/2009 10:13:57 AM
#926401
Papabear
"You should NEVER go on such a votive fast without the blessing of your spiritual father."
You should NEVER go on such a fast without the blessing of your physician.
"it can bring us close to the demons, who never eat at all."
As fictional characters, demons can get by quite well without eating. You, as a mostly real being, need to eat a balanced diet.
3/20/2009 10:19:19 AM
#926405
ausador
What do you mean demons never eat? I just had Abaddon over for Sunday brunch last weekend. He told me the most amuseing story about Ken Ham and Dr. Behe. It seems that they were shareing a room at a....(cont. on P. 43)
3/20/2009 10:34:10 AM
#926418
Zeus Almighty
During college I likely went on near 40-day beer fasts ... and never gained a pound.
It's a miracle!
But the only time I saw anything demon-like was when I got that liquid acid from my chemistry major friends at Georgia Tech.
3/20/2009 11:14:05 AM
#926421
Brenz
WTF kind of Catholicism is this?
3/20/2009 11:27:07 AM
#926430
Illuminatalie
Why do many of the pictures of demons show them as being fat then? You never heard of a big fat festering goblin? But I digress...
3/20/2009 11:49:08 AM
#926437
The Lazy One
Oh really? Joke's over, Beezlebub! Stop eating all my freakin' food! Some fundie on the Internet told me you don't need to eat!
Stupid demons. You get one to help you do your chores and he eats you out of house and home, and then I find out they don't eat?
3/20/2009 11:59:33 AM
#926438
aaa
So, gluttony is a virtue now?
3/20/2009 12:00:00 PM
#926442
a mind far far away
I must say, I've never heard of something like this before. Fasting is spiritual, except when we say it's not, then it's demonic. WTH?
3/20/2009 12:07:45 PM
#926444
Lucilius
Wow, first time I've ever heard a fundie say doing something pointless, painful, stupid and potentially dangerous might be a BAD idea. For the wrong reasons, of course, but it's a step.
3/20/2009 12:08:13 PM
#926446
Headache
Seems like you have been on a diet of Jesus-juice for some time and without it resulting in the desired effect, how come?
3/20/2009 12:10:28 PM
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