Nope, even atheists, upon Jesus' return, will arise and bow to Jesus and confess he is Lord. That includes every atheist on this forum - all of you will bow down to Jesus on that day. Then He will throw you into the pit of Hell.
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Gee, what happened to "I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die."?
If we "bow to Jesus and confess he is Lord", doesn't that count as believing in him?
What if Jesus pats in their shoulders and sends you to hell?, after all, you have no proof whatsoever of what you say, and anybody can invent anything at all.
Yeah, if I were given evidence or at least some very good reasons that Jesus exists, then I would belive in him. But for that I would be punished?
I´d rather hope for a fairer and a bit more laid back diety.
This is inconsistent with your saviour's alleged earlier actions. He was supposedly perfectly happy to provide proof of his divine resurrection to Thomas, and didn't then condemn that one rational doubter to burn forever. Why, then, were the original disciples allowed to ask for proof and nobody since then?
It's a myth. Never happened. There is no proof, in many cases not even the possibility of proof, so the dogma ensures its survival in the face of empiricism and rationalism by forbidding doubt altogether.
And in ElijaFalling's fantasy, he is standing right beside Jesus with an enormous hard on quietly mouthing " I told you so, I told you so, I told you so." Hey ElijahFalling, if you ever read this, I hope you fucking choke to death on a banana you trolling bastard.
Well, shucks, then what's the point of bowing down? Nah, if slash when Jesus shows back up, I'll sit my non-Christian butt in a nice, comfortable chair, with a good book and a can of soda at my side, and wave at him if he happens to pass by.
(I don't mind if he sends me to Hell...as long as I can bring the chair, book, and soda.)
Fuck no. If your Jebus shows up, I intend to give him a good sound kicking in the nuts before he sends me to Hell.
But it's not going to happen because your Jebus is imaginary.
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