[In the Apologetics forum, no less, when someone asked for a proof of God -- this is the final post before he locked it].
We are beyond the proof of God's existence, we have a walking relationship with Jesus.
Anyone that does not agree with that can post elsewhere.
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What the heck is a walking relationship? The only other phrase I can think of where "walking" is used as an adjective is "walking dead", which much be somehow relevant to a rapture forum, but I can't quite piece to together.
Jesus Klingon
Just get rid of the apologetics forum if you don't want people questioning your faith. If you want to sit around agreeing with each other all the time, go ahead. Don't pretend otherwise.
Not so long ago, they had the Apologetics forum in the "Members Only" section. You had to be registered and logged on before you could even tell that they even had an Apologetics forum.
Of course, that pretty much restricted posters to those who were interested enough to actually register (ie. mostly other fundies)
So you and Jesus get together and hang out?
You buy rounds for eachother?
He phones you fairly regularly? Drops in to visit?
What ... No???
So you actualy dont have ANY relationship with your imaginary freind...
We are beyond the proof of God's existence
So I therefore have no reason to believe you when you say there's proof, then.
we have a walking relationship with Jesus.
As opposed to a standing relationship? Mon dieu! It's the attack of the religious metaphor!
Anyone that does not agree with that can post elsewhere.
We do. That you're not willing to entertain criticism of beliefs you are beyond proving means very simply this:
We win. You fail.
Thanks for playing!
Fundy debate tactic #27: Stick your fingers in your ears and yell loudly "LALALALA I can't hear you! If I can't hear you you can't prove me wrong! LALALALA"
Fundy debate tactic #34: Close the thread so that no one can say anything against you, and then claim that you won the argument.
"We are beyond the proof of God's existence, we have a walking relationship with Jesus"
Yes, with him holding the leash - and a whip.
"Anyone that does not agree with that can post elsewhere."
Such as... FSTDT, for example! And our admin Distind is nothing like you, Buzzardnuts.
Nothing .
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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