Im listening to a song right now called Divine Dance, by Sandi simon, and I also listened to it yesterday as well. This song is a beautiful duet, and I have asked the Lord Jesus Christ that when I get to Heaven if He could sing this Duet with me. He def heard my prayer, and His Peace is just wow. Hearing our Lord singing would just blow us away! I soo cannot wait for that day when I sing the duet with my Lord! Wouldnt that be so wow to hear Him Sing?
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If I didn't know better I would assume these people were freaking ten year olds.
'wouldn't singing with jesus, like, be the coolest?'
Really? You can ask Jesus to sing duets with you? Can I ask him to teach me to play the piano accordion properly? Because, I would assume, hearing our lord playing accordion would just blow us away! I so so so so cannot wait for that day when I practice accordion chops with Jesus! Wouldn't that be so wow to hear him rip into a proper polka on a Hohner?
"He def heard my prayer, and His Peace is just wow."
Do you mean 'Deaf' dear? If he's deaf, then he wouldn't be much good at singing, I'm afraid. Or at hearing people's prayers, now could he?
"His Peace is just wow."
Is this English? What does it mean?
Personally, I'd like Jesus to back me on 'If I could turn back time', but only if I get to wear the original Cher bodysuit though.
Like wow - we'd all, like, be standing around the throne and stuff, and like we'd all be singing Divine Dance with the Lord ya know, like day after day for eternity, like with the fires of hell kinda crackling in the background ya know, like wow! That would be so awesome.
@Xotan
"'He def heard my prayer, and His Peace is just wow.'
Do you mean 'Deaf' dear?
'His Peace is just wow.'
Is this English? What does it mean?"
Please note that Jesuslover_2002 tends toward the monosyllabic; "Def" is "Definitely;" "Just Wow" is a superlative expression of greatness - We in the Gay Community say "FAAAABULOUS!"
At least her vision of paradise involves singing a duet and not watching them filthy unbeliever burn forever mwa-ha-ha-ha.
Of course, now we know why god isn't solving any of the world's problems. He's busy singing with the dead.
Hmm, world peace or singin' wit' Jebus.
"Can I ask him to teach me to play the piano accordion properly?"
I was once told St Peter says 'welcome to Heaven, here's your harp', Satan says 'welcome to Hell, here's your accordion'.
As Jesus wakes up with a thudding pain in his legs, only to find that JL2k2 has shattered them with a baseball bat as he slept...
Seriously, can't these people get more original heaven fantasies at least? And less crappy music?
Get this uh, whatcha say his name was? Jeezus? Okay, get this guy on American Idol, he might make a few bucks.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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