[Someone being homosexual does not harm others.]
ah, same old same old.
homosexuals contravene the process of pro-creation. so they are in effect reducing population figures, and thus killing people.
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The world is over populated as it is, considering we have gotten good at avoiding all those plagues and things that kept the head count down in the years past. And hell, the more guys that go for guys, the more girls are left for me :P
"...they are in effect reducing population figures, and thus killing people."
Who exactly are they killing? You cannot kill those who do not exist, surely! Therefore you are talking merde.
OTOH, your choice of such extreme expression is a pretty clear indication of you attitude towards those whose sexual orientation is homosexual.
Less breeding is actually GOOD thing!
*high-fives teh gheys*
Receintly there was an article in the local paper about some nutty religious family with 14 kids who lost their home because they couldn't afford it, and how their church was asking the community to pitch in and help them with a new house, food, homeschooling supplies, and shit like that.
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Of course, I would help, but only for the sake of the children. They didn't ask to have pig ignorant parents.
@Internet Junkie: No, that's not how it works. I have 3 kids; that does not mean that I have killed all the ones I didn't have. I'm trying my best to understand how you came up with this idea - my brain can't parse it.
I'm straight, but I have no children. Therefore, I'm killing people too?
DOES NOT COMPUTE... LOGICAL ERROR... BEEP... BEEP..
Following your logic, so are nuns, priests, single people, menstruating women, barren people, women in their menopause, etc..............
To kill someone, they have to be alive, to actually exist in the first place. If someone is dead or does not exist, you cannot actually kill them, since there is no life/existence there to begin with.
I mean... come on. This is one of the stupid things I have heard (I've been perusing FSTDT for some time now), yet I am certain this isn't a troll or a Poe, either.
Today is a sad sad day, my friends.
We've finally made the leap from "destroying potential babies is murder" (abortion) to "Giving up a chance to create babies is murder". Internet Junkie, did you know that for every baby that is had, hundreds of millions of sperm that could have fertilized an egg, didn't? Think of the trillions of murdered possibly-potential-babies!
Next we'll be told that any time a woman isn't pregnant it's murder.
As a guy, I could easily impregnate 3 or 4 different women per day, every day. According to your logic I'm killing up to 1,500 children per year then? Let's hear it for free sex! Didn't know fundies were such hippies.
We have to have homosexuals to counteract the overpopulation all the religious nuts cause. I know math's not their strongsuite, what with all the logic, but is it /that/ hard to see that if a couple (2 people) has more than 2 children that survive to each have more than 2 children (with one other person each) then in a matter of generations population figures rise enormously!?
a.) Wow, this is a step up. Now, not only is aborting a cluster of cells murder, not having procreative sex is murder. Huh.
b.) We do NOT need more people on our planet. There are many places struggling to keep up with population as it stands.
Not having kids = not murder.
Overpopulation can result in a lot of deaths. Such as starvation, crime, etc...
Let's see... I started menstrating when I was thirteen. That was 18 years ago.
18 years (plus some months, but oh well) x 12 months per year = 216.
Wow. I've killed 216 people in my life, assuming I didn't drop multiple eggs every once in a while or whatever.
I'm the greatest mass murderer in history!!!
Or, you know, you're a moron. Either or.
Well, we're up to 6 billion and counting, so I'd say they're not "reducing population figures" nearly enough!
And, seriously, you think that "not making babies" is equal to murder? You are an absolute loony. Good day.
~David D.G.
According to the same scripture you found this in, IJ, every time you masturbate, god kills a fundie.
"every time you masturbate, god kills a fundie."
I am now masturbating furiously. Not because I think it'll work, I just looove the thought of it.
How about they all agree to watch TLC's specials on the Duggar family, giving it more advertising revenue, and thus supporting their family of what is it, now, 19? 20?
Would you call it even then?
And what is it when gay couples adopt children their parents were incapable of caring for? Is that murder too?
Myadsl, exactly how many people am I killing right now, seeing as how I'm not currently having sex?
The biggest problem I have with the fundamentalist anti-choice, homophobic mindset is that it puts the bare existence of countless potential people who may or may not ever be born ahead of the well-being of real people currently living.
Another line of thought occurs to me:
How many children did Jesus have? He was a fit, healthy son-of-a-god, right? And he lived into his thirties, so he would have had something like 20 years of being able to sire children. He ought to have fathered at least as many kids as Zeus, right?
Funny thing, though: The Bible doesn't mention Jesus ever siring a single child. In fact, the only person the Bible ever explicitly mentions him sleeping with was male.
So, how great a "murderer" is Christ according to your absurd equivocation?
~David D.G.
"The biggest problem I have with the fundamentalist anti-choice, homophobic mindset is that it puts the bare existence of countless potential people who may or may not ever be born ahead of the well-being of real people currently living."
Not to mention, dead intent on driving our world to untold levels of overpopulation.
No, killing people is killing people.
Not having children is a decrease in the birth rate, and the best way to keep populations from exploding everywhere.
Now not only contraception and abortion is murder. Not being able to have children naturally is also killing people. Gee, I guess I'd better go directly to the police after work, and turn myself in as a murderer. Me and hubby have not been able to procreate yet, and are also in effect reducing population figures. S-sorry...
It's not like the world is already dangerously overpopulated allreday? Oh wait, yes it is.
Actually HAVING kids could be more logically considered killing people, since it means fewer resources per person and thus more starvation.
Also, its arguable that homosexuals increase population figures, since the gene combination that makes males homosexual makes females extra-fertile. Though studies haven't been done on the lesbian equivalent, I would consider it likely to be the same (otherwise the gene wouldn't have survived).
Just like Masturbation kills Millions of potential humans! Or ejaculation...or you know...just Sex, because only 1 in a billion sperm makes the cut, the rest...that's right...dies.
Not everyone can/should procreate...like your parents.
This Earth is dangerously over-populated, we NEED to reduce population.
Boys having wet dreams and women having menstrual periods are MURDERERS!!!
I know several heterosexual couples who have decided to not have kids.
I know of homosexual couples who have kids through IVFs, surrogate mothers, donor eggs and sperm, etc.
In short; reality is not as black and white as you'd like it to be, Junkie.
There are millions of orphans in this world, why not worry about them first, before you worry about reducing population figures, asshole.
"ah, same old same old."
...unjustifiable excuses for even more unjustifiable homophobia.
"homosexuals contravene the process of pro-creation. so they are in effect reducing population figures, and thus killing people."
One word: Adoption. Also: Elton John, David Furnish, and their son - via a surrogate mother - Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John. Also, this planet's population has just passed seven billion. China's 'One Child' policy, and all that jazz. Two words: finite resources.
I love the smell of annihilated arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.
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