A woman blames the devil, and not her husband, for severely burning their infant daughter in a microwave, a Texas television station reported.
Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua's efforts to become a preacher.
"Satan saw my husband as a threat," Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV.
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Police said Joshua Mauldin told them he put Ana Marie in the microwave because he was under stress. Child Protective Services is working to have the parental rights severed.
No shit.
Let's see, instead of offing the offending husband, the devil has him microwave the child. Let's microwave both of you just for the Biblical justice of it. You know, Eye for eye sort of thing!
...No way.
I disaprove of his efforts to become a preacher.
Well, that's...disgusting. Using the bible to justify child abuse in the form of beatings is bad enough, but blaming Satan for causing your husband to microwave your baby...words cannot describe how truly nauseating that is.
Once again it seems satan has the power, and god is once again absent. Not only does god NOT do good things, he doesn't even stop bad things. But satan on the other hand seems to have his fingers in everything from government to the vatican to teh gay agenda, the ACLU, the Democrats, etc fucking ad nauseum.
Microwaving puppies, toddlers, kittens etc. is so absurd it sounds funny, but it's kind of scary to hear that there are crazies actually doing it... And then there are other crazies blaming an imaginary bogeyman for it.
Zug:
Or your husband could just be a crazy person.
19 years, a precocious and inmature parent(surely with economic problems), who kills his daughter surely due to stress. He is a threat, not for Satan, of course.
If Satan, so intelligent as he is, would want to thwart your husband´s plans to be a preacher, why not killing him in the first place, through a car accident or so?. Or better, putting himself in a kind of microwave?
Some people should NOT have children. How do you even get an infant into a microwave oven? And how can you be stupid enough to blame Satan? Take responsibility for your actions, please.
Is this what might happen when you have kids because you are supposed to have them, instead of because you genuinely like children?
If Satan saw the teenage dad as a threat, why didn't he attack the boy, instead of the kid? Punishment-by-proxy?
He'll make a fine preacher.
1) Insanity,,,,check
Yep,,, seems fully qualified to me,,,
Here is the reason why all fundies should be compulsorily sterilised*
And consider themselves lucky the operation is done with anaesthetic.
*- Certainly never allowed to adopt/foster children in perpetuity.
ah yeah welcome to Texas, just spent christmas there, got to listen to my brother in law's greatest hits such as
" the repeal of DADT will force the military to be shut down"
the sign he painted on the tailgate of his pickup "I voted christian, did you? Obama stands for One Big Assed Mistake for America" and his t-shirt that says "this is america, speak english AND get the fuck out!"
how Michelle Obama "tries to act like she's sophisticated and has class but she aint nothing but a nigger which means she aint got no class"
"and next thing you know they'll probably want us to treat half breeds (half black half white) like they're people!"
and "we planned on a ham, but even liberals and jews eat ham on christmas so we figured God would like us better if we had steaks"
small infant or big microwave ?
did he use a proper microwave pan ?
if Satan can compel the man he is not up to being a preacher.
I hope the child survived. microwave burns are nasty stuff.
Come now, people, this is biblically correct. A man's wife and child aren't people; they're his property, to dispose of as he sees fit. If this man chooses to beat his pregnant wife and microwave the resulting child, then it's his God-given right as a man!
Now I feel bad from typing all that horrible filth. I hope these assholes are sterilized and not permitted anywhere near children again. Since this is Texas, though, probably not.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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