[Response to why Evangelicals don't dance]
We don't dance (as it is today) for a couple of reasons:
1. most types of dancing we see today are sensual
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Bro. Randy, dear, since at least the Middle Ages, dances are sensual(see bellydance or flamenco, to name a few), because are meant to be the first step to find your couple. And of course, they don´t glorify God every minute of the day. Jesus himself was clear, render Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and to God what belongs to God.
Eating doesn't glorify God, Bro. Randy. Neither does sleeping. Or breathing.
I wonder if Bro. Randy ever takes a shit. I mean, that doesn't glorify God, does it? And, Bro. Randy IS quite full of shit.
For an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent and omnivorous chap this YHWH is quite the attention whore, wouldn't you say?
Randy,
Kevin Bacon, please call your office immediately!
Papabear: I wonder if Bro. Randy ever takes a shit. I mean, that doesn't glorify God, does it? And, Bro. Randy IS quite full of shit."
"Ever since there have been men, man has given himself over to too little joy. That alone, my brothers, is our original sin. I should believe only in a God who understood how to dance."
Jezebel's Evil Sister: That means, when you're attending to your business in the bathroom [...] god is in the shit and also is the shit.
Aww. I think somebody couldn't get a date for the prom and he's still pissed about it.
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Randy 1-3 are not reasons, merely excuses!
"Don’t know much about dancin’
should we tell these fundies what sort of dance David did before the Lord (and Saul, and Jonathon)?
Bump'n'grind - a bit like the sensual dances you see women doing in "eastern" films.
Mhmm. Sure. And my wife Richard Wright.
Oh wait, she isn't! I'M NOT EVEN MARRIED! OF COURSE IT ISN'T EFFING TRUE!!
1. most types of dancing we see today are sensual
2. the types of dancing we see today do not glorify the Lord
3. Modern dance involves the use of music that does not glorify the Lord.
(Y) for sensual slow dancing, @#160972.
“We don't dance (as it is today)”
“most types of dancing we see today are sensual”
“the types of dancing we see today do not glorify the Lord”
“Modern dance involves the use of music that does not glorify the Lord.”
Modern, Modern, Modern. As if there’s a law that any dance MUST reflect Top 40 trends.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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