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(Wettinghose)
What would happens to us incels in a Walking Dead type scenario

What can an incel with military and weapons training ne capable of. I could imagine training other incels to be able to fight off chads, Could we ascend and become a powerful leader like the Governor or Negan, become a lone wolf warrior would we perish pretty quickly?

(NEETAndTidy)
If the world ends I'm joining a group of men who just go around raping and killing. I'll be safe (safety in numbers) and I'll be getting sex

(SchrodingersDick)
I Iike to think I’d end up a Negan type tbh cracking skulls and fucking bitches.

It’s fun to think about a zombie apocalypse

(Wettinghose)
@SchrodingersDick:
I Iike to think I’d end up a Negan type tbh cracking skulls and fucking bitches.

It’s fun to think about a zombie apocalypse.

I ownder all the fun we will have and we will pay back to the Chads, Staices, normies and foids

(Pumkin)
@NEETAndTidy:
If the world ends I'm joining a group of men who just go around raping and killing. I'll be safe (safety in numbers) and I'll be getting sex

same tbh
acquire enough resources then i can hide out and keep me a slave held by chains in a prison somewhere for fun when i get bored

(Emergency Manual)
Leaders are 99% NT Chad’s because people respect and follow attractive people. We’d probably all be following a NT Chad like Rick or Negan. Most of us would be zombie food like most people.

(AlwayLawRoute)
-Bitten by a walker foid
-Getting kicked out of normalfaggot patrol/survivor groups for being a virgin
-Chad taking all the resources
-Many using the guns to shoot themselves on the head
-Others to mass murder Stacies
-The ugliest ones will be shot and killed because they would be mistaken for walkers
-Many of us trying to log in here to complain that even in a fucking apocalypse world foids only want Chad

(FuckShitPiaa)
I love it when people miss the point about incels fantasizing about The Glorious Collapse. They think incels expect to survive. They don't. It isn't about the salvation of the Have-Nots. It's about the damnation of the Haves, gladly sacrificing their own lives just so THEY lose THEIRS.

(Atavistic Autist)
@NEETAndTidy:
If the world ends I'm joining a group of men who just go around raping and killing. I'll be safe (safety in numbers) and I'll be getting sex

Women would rather have sex with the undead than incels

(UninspiredGuy1)
@NEETAndTidy:
If the world ends I'm joining a group of men who just go around raping and killing. I'll be safe (safety in numbers) and I'll be getting sex

Same, bro,same

Various Incels, incels.is 19 Comments [2/12/2019 1:59:06 PM]
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Yeah I'm sure you basement dwelling warriors will be really effective in an apocalyptic survival scenario.

2/12/2019 2:06:02 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

The incels would be the only survivors because they have no braaaaiiiins for the zombies to eat!
Well, the incels and Donald Trump.

2/12/2019 2:23:20 PM

Zinnia

Apocalypse survivalist types have plans for people like you, which they usually refer to as "marauders". Spoiler: you might be able to hit a few weak and unprepared targets early on, provided you're not just useless idiots who think you can do anything without practical experience because "man". But after that, pray for a swift bullet to the brain, because that's the greatest mercy you can expect.

You think "numbers" will protect you. That won't do nearly as much good as you'd think, as you'll most likely start out few and scattered and slowly being winnowed down nearly as fast as you can find other small groups to join with. Meanwhile your available targets will mostly become increasingly difficult.

I don't have or do guns, but given a chance, I will axe your face, and then scream at your dying corpse for having made such violence necessary. Not stupid enough to charge an armed group, which is why I said "given a chance".

...Yeah, okay, I'm in a mood right now. Sorry. (Apology not directed at incels.)

2/12/2019 4:01:17 PM

Citizen Justin

People think the collapse of civilisation will be a few people roaming about a largely empty world with plenty of resources. The reality is that it will be masses of people struggling with each other for tiny and dwindling resources. Everybody would be constantly starving, thirsty and sleep-deprived, and by the time the majority are dead, the world would consist of a few survivors fighting to the death on top of a massive garbage dump.

And it wouldn't be zombies, it would be the fully conscious and willing people from across the road, with knives and bits of glass.

2/12/2019 5:04:54 PM

Token Atheist

I'm ever more confused by these guys. What is with the rape fantasies? Do they really think being fought off during sex feels like the affection they seem to crave? I've already seen them saying sex with prostitutes doesn't count. I thought the problem was that they wanted to be wanted, but are not. On the other hand, they seem to lambast anyone who suggests anything remotely resembling self-improvement. It reminds me of a podcast describing a website selling sex dolls. "This site provides an amazing insight into the minds that created it. There are 24 options for nipples, but only one for face, and the washable vagina is an optional upgrade!" -Citation Needed.

2/12/2019 6:11:24 PM

Skide

For at least some of you boyos, I would happen. Rejoice though! The maggots that your rotting corpses will harbour, shall serve as a delicacy for the good folks I'd have under my protection(grubs, insects, you show me a creepy crawlie and i'll tell you which spices I'll need to make their meat VERY edible). Raider corpses make for the best protein farms, not to mention all the weird shit we could scavenge off your backs... Bring everything with ya, specially those trasured body pillows(yeah the drawings are weird but who cares, after the world ends, the fluffy pillows will always fetch a solid price), you don't want to disappoint the one who will dispatch of you, so be good little loot boxes for actual people.

2/12/2019 6:18:13 PM

Zinnia

@Citizen Justin: Well, to be fair, a movie-style zombie apocalypse scenario would be full of resources at first, but the problem is that such a thing would either never really get off the ground to start with... or it would spread so fast that nobody can plan on being one of the survivors. Ironically, in the case where social isolation increases the odds of not becoming a walking corpse in the very sudden and unstoppable first wave, then incels would actually have a bit of an edge there. But given that most appear to be useless idiots, that doesn't speak well to their longer-term survival. Likewise, this would also apply to a more realistic but still highly unlikely "global killer plague that wipes out 99% of humanity in a week" scenario.

Even so, there may not be much in the way of easily-obtained resources after very long, because of what's missing from those movie scenarios: fire. And no organized fire departments.

2/12/2019 6:24:08 PM

Anon-e-moose

No OPs, you are the Walking Dead.

And then the manbabies were zombies.

2/12/2019 7:08:44 PM

Thinking Allowed

I can imagine that the reality would be this...

Walking Dead Gangam Style parody

Note, the parody is pretty fun.

2/12/2019 7:46:05 PM

Insult to Rocks

Jesus Christ this is lame. I can't even be mad anymore. These are the type of guys who made FATAL.

2/12/2019 8:03:55 PM

Malingspann

What would happens to us incels in a Walking Dead type scenario

How about this scenario:

Earth passes through some unknown form of radiation in space. Later, most people start slowly losing their intellectual capabilities, forgetting how to read, write, drive vehicles, use computers and more.

Except ONE group of people - gay women. And bi women that are gay-leaning enough. They not only retain their intellectual capabilities, they develop powers like telekinesis, pyrokinesis, cryokinesis...

2/13/2019 3:04:08 AM



Incel meets Left Behind.

2/13/2019 4:49:50 AM

K

"If the world ends I'm joining a group of men who just go around raping and killing. I'll be safe (safety in numbers) and I'll be getting sex."


Standard Incel Fantasy: Someone else will get me pussy. Either a government program, or the divine right of kings, or a group of like-minded fools in a situation where there are no grown-ups making us play nice.

Pffft. They won't know the world's ended until the game servers go offline. And when they come up from the basement, Zombie Mom will eat them. Just not in the way they've begged/fantasized.

2/13/2019 5:58:50 AM

Doubting Thomas

If the world ends I'm joining a group of men who just go around raping and killing. I'll be safe (safety in numbers) and I'll be getting sex


This is why they want to see the world burn. It's the only way they think they can get sex.

2/13/2019 7:24:44 AM

Doubting Thomas

@Zinnia

Ironically, in the case where social isolation increases the odds of not becoming a walking corpse in the very sudden and unstoppable first wave, then incels would actually have a bit of an edge there.


They'd have to come up out of their basements when the internet stops working.

2/13/2019 7:29:34 AM

Swede

I don't know that much about Walking Dead and other Zombie stories. But aren't zombies like "Braaaaains!!!"? If so, they won't notice "volcels", as their poor excuse for brains are all stuck on "I hate women and I want to f**k".

Even groups who go around raping and killing need to eat, somewhere to sleep, they are probably still more with each other than with the men, women and children they rape. If you can choose between fun, happy-go-lucky, eager people, and grumpy, whiny people who think the world owes them everything, even rapist creeps will choose the first category. If food is scarce, you won't share it with deadbeats.

2/13/2019 7:43:02 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Yeah, a Walking Dead/Mad Max dystopia is so conducive to fulfilling your sexy fantasies. You would be eaten the second you stumbled up from your basement.

Do these knuckle scrapers ever stop to think about what they're proposing? Do they ever stop to think about anything at all?

2/13/2019 7:43:43 AM

Denizen

No. No. The only way you can possibly survive is learn to trust and cooperate with your fellow human beings who you despise in order to ride out the chaos you so desire. But since you spent most of your adult life expressing hatred of normal functional people you quickly lose favor in the group and they exile you in disgust after they catch you trying to force your way on a 5 day old female corpse they found on the road. Either that or they put a bullet in your leg and leave you tied to a tree to bleed out after you were caught stealing food or trying to rape a 'Stacy' in the group.

In other words, you ain't going to be Immortan Joe, the King of the Wasteland. You won't be one of his top men or even one of Immortan Joe's henchmen. You'll be a corpse adorning Immortan Joe's fortress.

Or you could do the right thing and just off your self when things get this bad and remove yourself from the world of the future since you believe humanity to be a cancer upon it.

"If the world ends I'm joining a group of men who just go around raping and killing. I'll be safe (safety in numbers) and I'll be getting sex."


Your squad's going to fall apart after a month when they can't stand your bitching about it being cold or hot, or the lack of internet, or fresh food, or that all the women available to rape are too old, overweight and less attractive than you thought they'd be.

Since you're in a group of like-minded individuals, do you really think they'll share? Or that you idiots won't killing each other over gets to rape the prettier ones? You know, like in caveman times?

It's more likely that some tough raider takes pity on you and makes you his sex slave. At least you'll be fed and won't be an incel anymore, though your anus might complain.

2/13/2019 10:31:49 AM

Bimaac

As I'm fond of pointing out, these "Last Man on Earth" types are probably going to be the first to die in the apocalypse.

Which I encourage; they'll give the zombies someone to eat while the rest of us get away!

2/13/2019 12:51:10 PM

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