Quote# 142346

Isn’t it funny how we hear all these roasties talk about their “chubby short boyfriends with a beard” to try to disprove us, and yet we never see these short, bearded chubby dudes with girlfriends or wives?

And that the only time you do see these men with girls, they’re older and married? And probably betabux?

Really makes you think.

Former-Incel-User, r/Braincels 11 Comments [2/9/2019 11:32:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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creativerealms

Why are incels against that happening to them? That would mean they would get a woman eventually.

2/9/2019 3:27:53 PM

Skide

@creativerealms

"Taken out of her original packaging" syndrome, I'd say.

2/9/2019 4:11:47 PM

Kanna

You mean you never see those couples strolling through your mom's basement? Goodness me, what a surprise.

2/9/2019 10:38:03 PM

Just Along For The Ride

Could be the incel's own internal filter. He's so obsessed with his beloved 'Chad' that the only other men he even registers are men he assumes to be fellow incels. Short, chubby, bearded guys with girlfriends might just be being ignored.

2/10/2019 1:19:46 AM

Zinnia

...Note the oh-so-subtle implication that being married, as opposed to being single and manwhoring about, is somehow a bad thing.

2/10/2019 1:21:44 AM

Citizen Justin

"we never see these short, bearded chubby dudes with... wives?

And that the only time you do see these men with girls, they’re... married?"

Doesn't even notice what he just typed.

2/10/2019 6:44:19 AM

Doubting Thomas


2/10/2019 8:53:00 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

And that the only time you do see these men with girls, they’re older and married?

Maybe, he means to say that they must have been more buff (and clean-shaven?) when they found their mate and only started to let themselves go after they had secured her love and married her?
Of course, if they are still married nonetheless, that contradicts the incel belief that women are backstabbing creatures incapable of love who will regretlessly leave their man the moment a "better" one becomes avaible...

Anyways, what's the significance of the beard?

2/10/2019 9:05:08 AM

Doubting Thomas

@Pharaoh Bastethotep

Anyways, what's the significance of the beard?


Probably because these guys are all neckbeards who refuse to take the advice of grooming themselves in order to become more attractive. Hence the assertion that you never see a woman with a short chubby guy with a beard, because in incel land that's an impossibility.

2/11/2019 8:03:13 AM

Bimaac

Short, chubby, bearded guys with girlfriends might just be being ignored.


Or, they'll just assume these guys' girlfriends and wives are getting boinked on the side by their Chad boogeyman.

2/11/2019 3:51:14 PM

Skide

How about chubby, tall, with a beard? Cause that would be my man and no, the height was never an issue for me. Through all our years together, he basically got chubby on my cooking while I got more and more feminine looking and in general fitter and healthier. Contrary to your bullshit, I tend to consider him sexier now than at the begining of our relationship, when he was clean shaven and fit.

2/12/2019 10:05:23 PM

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