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Jack, Last Stop Hell Forum 29 Comments [8/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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whitewater55

Only \"age old\" since the Victorian Age, which fundies are trying to return to on their way to the \"Dark Age\".

8/21/2006 11:03:07 PM

ssdexecutor

Oh, the bridge is connected now. I get it.

8/21/2006 11:05:29 PM

David D.G.

This is disingenuous (i.e., a lie) in implying that no such \"bridge\" between humans and OTHER animals has been established, when it has been well established for a century.

Also, it raises the issue of evolution only to throw it away -- it doesn't even try to argue with it, but just misrepresents it shamelessly and then ignores it to move on to other fantasies!


~David D.G.

8/21/2006 11:11:55 PM

Amos

I guess I'm slow. It took me quite a while to figure out that this was using the idea of the \"missing link.\"

8/21/2006 11:19:39 PM

Matt

I dont want to go to the kingdom of God, I want to go to the kingdom of animals. Why couldnt you fix taht bridge instead of being stingy bastards?

8/21/2006 11:24:44 PM

Tara Mobley

But there's no ravine to cross! Humans are already in the Animal Kingdom. How else would we be biologically classified? As fungi?

8/21/2006 11:31:46 PM

Nostromo

Obviously, the meaning is clear: if you don't believe in Christ, you won't go to the zoo.

8/21/2006 11:53:34 PM

Hadanelith

This is just too stupid.

8/22/2006 12:01:37 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Evidence for evolution: Helluva lot.

Evidence for Christianity: Still nothing...

8/22/2006 12:06:24 AM

Papabear

There is no \"bridge\" needed between man and animal as man is an animal.

As there is no God, there cannot be a bridge between man and \"the kingdom of God.\"

While I may support treading upon the idea of Jesus, I don't think the idea of Jesus would make a good bridge.

8/22/2006 12:11:50 AM

mad dog

Ah yes, this site is so full of hell-screaming, fire breathing fundies. What's funny is that they actually posted some story that contradicts the rest of their site! On the main page! http://www.laststophell.com/vision3.html

8/22/2006 2:25:33 AM


8/22/2006 2:36:42 AM

Napoleon the Clown

@http://www.laststophell.com/vision3.html:
I was in a place of complete darkness. I had no sense of direction or perspective, but I did have an awareness of my body, that is, I still had one. off in the \"distance\" I began to notice a hum and a pinprick of light. The sound began to grow louder & the light seemed to be coming toward me. As the object drew closer, I noticed that it was a fantastic demonic creature surrounded by flames with huge eyes and teeth danced toward me slavering and growling.

If s/he can describe an ambulance in such a fantastical way, what else could s/he describe?

8/22/2006 3:46:10 AM

Redhunter

http://www.laststophell.com/vision3.html
This is hilarious. She is hit by a truck while sitting on a bike, and her NDE sounds exactly like an altered version of everything she would've experienced. She has a collapsed lung, she hears a sucking noise. She sees strange lights, she is taken by ambulance. She hears voices and sees a hallway full of doors and hears screaming, she is taken to the hospital by medical professionals and wheeled to the ER. The best part is her saying that she tired of eternal bliss and decided to come back to earth. Due to the accident she has a severely deteriorated quality of life, lost her friends and money, and is in chronic pain, and it's all to the glory of her lord who could've stopped a semi from plowing into her in the first place. Praise be to the god who allows me to go to physical therapy for the next five years! The consant pain reminds me how much god cares!

8/22/2006 5:41:24 AM

Venator

Sometimes I get the feeling that if you found a fossil of a parent and child then the fundies would still ask to see the transitional fossil between them.

On another note. To the guy at the top of the pic.

That gap can't be more than twelve feet. Jump! Show them that you don't need to be shown every single footstep to be able to make 'Leaps of Logic'

(I apoglogise for any casualties sustained by or because of this pun.)

8/22/2006 5:46:29 AM

solomongrundy

Paging Dr Jones?

8/22/2006 7:17:18 AM

The Last Conformist

So God got an effing kingdom all for himself? That sure looks like taxonomic inflation to me - he's separate at the level of superfamily, tops! Well, I just might accept an infraordinal distinction, but anything more is just beyond the pale.

8/22/2006 9:44:26 AM

TheAmazingToby

Tara, I would classify myself as a fun guy.

8/22/2006 11:40:23 AM

Matilde

What a stupid nothing are they building?, what are they supossing, that we´re going to construct a bridge to go to a God we can´t see, if we don´t build before another one to the world we see?

8/22/2006 12:02:18 PM

JadedRevenge

The kingdom of god is a bush?

8/22/2006 2:59:24 PM

TDR

JadedRevenge - some would certainly say so. Mostly men.

is this archaic, or was it drawn lately? Because... get with the times, if it's recent.

8/22/2006 4:31:27 PM

David D.G.

TDR, judging by the art style and the clothing on the figures in it, this must be 50 years old or more. But the mindset is considerably older and is obviously still being trumpeted, so this is fair game.


~David D.G.

8/22/2006 4:57:56 PM

Mister Spak

\"The kingdom of god is a bush?\"

Only if its on fire and talking to you.

8/22/2006 5:05:33 PM

b. beau brinker

indeed it appears to have been drawn in the 1940s or thereabouts. The medium used is charcoal pencil, used by many editorial cartoonists of that era.

8/22/2006 6:17:42 PM

Dan

JadedRevenge: it looks more like a walnut to me.

Or a meatball. Is God a meatball? (Is there a noodly appendage just out of view somewhere....?)

8/22/2006 9:37:31 PM

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