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["Now a days Santa would be called a Nazi. There would by 180 reindeer hauling the sleigh( cause there are no losers). Four of them would be black, four Hispanic, three transgendered, four gay, four lesbian, four bi-sexual and a few mentally challenged just for good measure. Of course they can't pull the sleigh because of union rules and it would cost a fortune so they would all ride in a fleet of Toyota prius's.Oh don't forget the elf boss, he'd be fired and all the elves would have safe rooms with clay and Lego blocks.No creche for Jesus ither. That would piss of all the non Christian heathens. What a mess this country has become! Pretty friggin sad. Welcome to the liberal loony politically correct USA. Enjoy."]