(Lyrics to song "Dear Donald", by Mr. Bond and Dido)

[Hook: Dido]
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

[Verse 1]
Dear Donald, I voted you in, why aren't you responding
can you see me from your Tower man, I'm down here at the bottom
I sent a million tweets in autumn
and I 'm sure you got 'em
There probably is a problem
'cause you're POTUS now or somethin'
I know the secret service keeps disturbances from bothering
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?
How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'll name her Melania
I saw the bullying the media did to her and Barron
that was so disgusting man
you seem like awesome parents
I know you probably hear this every day
But I'm your biggest fan
I got a Trump sign in my yard and bumper stickers on my van
I got a closet full of posters, MAGA hats and pictures, man
I love how you owned Rubio and Jeb, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, the only one who cherished ya , it's white America

[Hook: Dido]
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

[Verse 2]
Dear Don, you still ain't called or wrote us
I hope you notice
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you ignore your voters
remember when we talked outside your rally about jobs in LaFayette
You even signed an autograph on a MAGA hat
for my little brother, man, he's only six years old
He waited in the blisterin' cold for you
For hours that's how much you give him hope
Our life is pretty shitty man and you're his fuckin' idol
the working class whites out here
are struggling for survival
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I vote for you, you'd have my back
See, I'm just like you in a way; don't like politicians either
All they do is cheat us man we really need a leader
That's why I could relate to your debates and all your speeches
Jobs are overseas now where production is the cheapest
‘And I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo saying MAGA on my chest
And twice I almost got beat up by guys who called my Nazi
I just want a future for our kids, why would they try to stop me?
See, everything you said is real
And I respect you ‘cause you told it
My girl said you're just a show and won't trust you for a moment
But she don't know you like me Donald, bet my life that she's mistaken
They way you hugged those people on your stage you wasn't faking
You gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest supporter you'll ever lose, if you keep up this barrier
sincerely yours, White America

[Hook: Dido]
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

[Verse 3]
Dear Mr. I-Don't-Give-A-Shit-About-My-Base
You literally broke every single promise that you gave
I just saw it on the news even the wall has been discarded
it was just a metaphor
do you think we are retarded?
was my girlfriend right after all are you just another hooker?
cause it sure looks like you're getting bossed around by Kushner
who the fuck is this guy anyway I didn't vote for him
first you said you're for the people giving power back to them
then you're starting shit with Syria launching missile strikes
and I see you in that room surrounded by a bunch of kikes?
remember the guys who called me nazi, I was forced to fight
Guess what I'm a nazi now, I think those nazis they were right
I talked to them on twitter and they brought me to the light
you no longer have a voice up in this country if you're white
I loved you Trump, and we'll still make this nation great again
in fact I wanna thank you for starting my awakening
the hate for you pushed whites back together as a group
and made us see the system is completely owned by Jews
who kill us with immigration and degenerate our youth
I can't believe two years ago I used to laugh at David Duke
this was our last try voting, now it's about survival
and it's parasites like you who force us into voting with our rifle
I tore all your pictures down and put one of Hitler up
P.S.: looking forward to the war, we'll fuck all you bitches up