Quote# 123368

You can't even watch the mainstream news on TV anymore because FoxNews and all the other networks have some slutty whore sitting in between two men reading the teleprompter to the viewers. It has become sinful for Christian men to watch the news these days. No normal man can concentrate on the news while watching a woman with her thighs exposed (only needing to open her legs to reveal her private area). That's what every red-blooded man is thinking who's not a homosexual. It's the perverts who own the networks, who are trying to demoralize Americans in every way possible who are doing this. Those women are told to sit that way. They're told to dress sexy and wear whorish attire. They pick the prettiest women and turn them into TV trash! Syndicated sluts! Press prostitutes! Presstitutes! They ought to be called the MUD-STREAM MEDIA instead of the Mainstream Media!!!

Photo to right: mega-slut Selena Gomez, who defines the word "IMPUDENT" (marked by casual disrespect, improperly forward or bold). The dark eye-shadow makes her look like a evil vampire from a horror movie. This is the appearance of a harlot, a tramp who lives for self and Satan. This is NOT the meek and quiet shamefacedness which God commands women to have (1st Peter 3:4). God cares how women dress and look. It matters to God!!!

The fact that the Bible warns of “the attire of a harlot” is evidence that public nakedness is a sin. American society laughs at the idea that public nudity is wrong. It is now common practice for females fans to remove their blouses entirely at music concerts.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 31 Comments [1/1/2017 11:10:12 AM]
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Skyknight

You'll have to first explain where God gets the right to "command" women, though. Threat of perdition/rule of fear is not an acceptable response, mostly because rule of fear is inherently evil.

1/1/2017 11:14:46 AM

shy

mega-slut Selena Gomez


Aw, given up on Taylor Swift, Davey?

1/1/2017 11:16:46 AM

Malingspann

DJS: "If she has boobs, she's too old!"

1/1/2017 12:31:30 PM

Anon-e-moose

Local heroine and aviatrix Amy Johnson:



At least she's fully clothed. But, oh my... she's wearing what are your kryptonite: Pants! Gasp! Shock Horror!

So why does British society - certainly here in Hull - consider the wearing of such by women to not only not be a 'sin', but is a sign of not only ultra-modesty, but progress in 21st Century British culture; even then in the early 20th Century as per Amy's great achievement in early aviation?

No wonder she features prominently in what Hull is starting today, and throughout this new year.

Twenty Seventeen
For in this year We Are Hull
City of Culture

My little contribution to such, via Haiku.

'Mainstream', you say? More like Mainriver media: the River Humber - crossed by the great Humber Bridge - which is classed as the second most powerful river next to the Amazon [/Hull Daily Mail]

1/1/2017 12:31:41 PM

creativerealms

So the news channels equal basic instinct?

1/1/2017 12:48:55 PM

HotaruSobotka

No normal man can concentrate on the news while watching a woman with her thighs exposed (only needing to open her legs to reveal her private area).
You're the one who's "not normal", Pervy Davey; this post proves why I give you that nickname.

And "Syndicated Sluts" and "Presstitutes"... two more for the Awesome Prospective Band Name List.

1/1/2017 1:01:02 PM

Scratch

And thus we crack open the new year with Davey J, whining about what he always whines about.

1/1/2017 1:02:46 PM

Timjer

Well, the year may change, but DJS remains as crazy as ever. Good to know some things remain consistent.

P.S.: can someone show me how to quote here? It seems to be something new, if I'm not mistaken.

1/1/2017 1:59:58 PM



Selena Gomez is a better person than David J Stewart.

1/1/2017 2:13:23 PM

Kanna

I'm glad to see that you're an expert on the attire of a harlot, Davey. A nasty job, but somebody's gotta do it, right? I'm assuming that's the only reason that you choose to watch FOX.

Block quote test:

"IMPUDENT"


Woohoo, it works!

1/1/2017 2:14:12 PM

nazani14

"It is now common practice for females fans to remove their blouses entirely at music concerts."
I'm trying to remember the last time I saw a woman wear a blouse to a concert.

Hey, Davey, did you see how Melania Trump wore a miniskirt to the Christmas Eve church service? You're going to see a Lot of her in tight pants, and she's cross-dressed in a tuxedo.

1/1/2017 2:23:15 PM

Skide

At least the woman on the news is surely above the legal age, progress, I guess?

1/1/2017 2:32:07 PM

Citizen Justin

"Only needing to open her legs to reveal her private area?" In Dave's heated imagination, women don't wear knickers.

1/1/2017 2:34:46 PM

Uilleam

No normal man can concentrate on the news while watching a woman with her thighs exposed


And by "normal man", he of course means David J. Stewart.

Syndicated sluts! Press prostitutes! Presstitutes! They ought to be called the MUD-STREAM MEDIA instead of the Mainstream Media!!!


The mark of a hack is the belief that playground insults are valid political and cultural commentary.

@nazani14

Hey, Davey, did you see how Melania Trump wore a miniskirt to the Christmas Eve church service? You're going to see a Lot of her in tight pants, and she's cross-dressed in a tuxedo.


DJS is one of the few wingnuts who doesn't like Trump, so this isn't the effective weapon you think it is. It's more likely Davey himself will be fapping to criticising Melania once she's in the White House.

1/1/2017 2:44:17 PM

Don

I never see women with their blouses removed at concerts. Must be listening to the wrong stuff, heh.

1/1/2017 2:45:05 PM

The Crimson Ghost

The only reason those bleached blonde trash barbies are even on screen is to hook the 73 year old men into watching. They have nothing else to do & are a very reliable voting block, & what better way to hook them into watching your lies & drivel than parading a bunch of talentless hacks with racks in front of them? It works almost every single time, thus killing the notion that men are smarter than women.

And, Short Eyes, no one wears blouses to rock shows. Neil Diamond or Barry Manilow maybe, but not rock shows. We wear stretchy black tank tops.

1/1/2017 2:48:45 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Oh, it's David Stewart...what a surprise!

@ Anon-e-moose
Haikus are easy
But they don't always make sense.
Refrigerator.


*Ahem* Davey, didn't Gawd make A&E naked?
And got all butt-hurt when they covered up?
Imagine if they'd put on pants!

1/1/2017 3:01:14 PM

checkmate

Those women are told to sit that way. They're told to dress sexy and wear whorish attire. They pick the prettiest women and turn them into TV trash!


+++ NEWSFLASH +++

Sex sells. Like duh.

1/1/2017 3:17:58 PM

Tetra

Pressitutes must hang out with the apostitutes from Dragon Age 2.

1/1/2017 3:54:48 PM

Scratch

@Timjer

If you mean

Do this


Type (quote)the quote here(/quote) Only make those parenthesis square brackets.

Now... somebody tell me how we embed images again.

1/1/2017 4:51:04 PM

Kat S.

I second The Crimson Ghosts post.

Apparently for Mr. Stewart, anything less than a burqa on girls and women over 15 years old makes the girl or woman a harlot.

1/1/2017 4:57:58 PM

Uilleam

@Scratch

(img)image URL(/img). Square brackets rather than round, of course.

1/1/2017 5:52:16 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Philbert McAdamia

Juxtaposition
In Haiku is usual
Fish on bicycle

With our maritime history (shown in that 'We Are Hull' video in that YouTube link: it being projected on Hull City Hall, Ferens Art Gallery & Maritime Museum in Victoria Square in Hull City Centre), certainly with fishing in the past, and as Hull is City of Culture this year, more of this sort of stuff, I say!

And to further reinforce what you say:



'Being in the nude isn`t a disgrace unless you`re being promiscuous about it. After all, when God created Adam and Eve, they were stark naked. And in the Garden of Eden, God was probably naked as a jaybird too!'

-Bettie Page

1/1/2017 6:34:18 PM

SpukiKitty

*BIG SIGH, HEADDESK AND FACEPALM* DJ Stupid yammerin' about women and girls being awful because they don't run around in a burkha PART 598,937,914,367-to-the 12th Power....

Dear, Dave; Out of all the places you picked to exile in....why did you pick GUAM?

1/1/2017 8:35:11 PM

Jamaican Castle

Well DJS, you could always turn to the newspaper (but do it fast before they die out for good). As far as I know, no newspaper of note other than the Sun is infested with slutty whores and their private areas.

No normal man can concentrate on the news while watching a woman with her thighs exposed (only needing to open her legs to reveal her private area).

I'm not a huge TV news watcher by any means, but don't they normally have these things called "desks" or "podiums" or "tables" that block the view of people below say the mid-chest region? Not to mention, since staring at the front of a desk is wasting valuable screen space, most TV camerapeople opt for a medium shot (waist up) or closeup (shoulders up) in the first place.

American society laughs at the idea that public nudity is wrong.

Only in San Fransisco.

1/2/2017 2:22:40 AM

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