I got caught putting tracts in porno books once. I wish GOD would cloak us when we are doing it.
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Fanatical Mum: Steven, why are you looking at those devil books!
Steven: Its not what it looks like mum, I was, Um, putting tracts in them.
I wish GOD would cloak you at all times, rendering it impossible to see, hear, notice or communicate with you in any capacity.
Hate to sound stupid here folks, but what does he mean he was "putting tracts in porno books"? Does that mean he took the books and added pages to them? I tried googling this, and really couldn't find anything meaningful.
Tracts are idiotic fundie propaganda written in cartoon form to appeal to those of extraordinarily limited intellect, or those prone to excessive gullibility or suffering from generally flawed powers of reasoning.
Jack Chick is the master...
Don't go looking for his stuff. You will want to scour your brain out with a brillo pad after reading it!
I bet he was reallllly quick to volunteer for that mission - "oh, yes, I'm brave enough to wander into the XXX shop, I won't let it corrupt me, I'm prepared to put the tracts wherever you want only let me at the porn!"
CLOAK ENGAGED
MAXIMUM ARMOR
Yeah your god is pretty unreliable. Look at all the dedicated Christians who let their children die because they thought prayer was a good substitute for modern medicine. Your god doesn't cloak, doesn't heal, doesn't prevent disasters and doesn't feed people who are starving. All your god does is give you empty promises of a world you can't even prove to exist.
Makes one wonder why you bother worshiping such an entity at all.
If god were to do an actual, physical act like cloaking you, why wouldn't he instead just appear to the people that might read the tracts you're handing out, and talk to unbelivers face to face? Seems like a more logical use of his power.
I'm here god. Waiting. Show yourself!
I think that, in the off chance there is in face an omnipotent, omniscient entity in the universe, I think it would know that nobody looking at porn is going to stop and read a religious tract...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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