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[Do you consider gay people to be normal?]

Being gay is like having a disability.

I'm a proud father of 4 kids and none of them are gay. Being gay is like having a disability. You cannot function in society without being straight because the world is built to support only normal people. Gay people just ruin pornography and a disgrace to the human race. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. With that important logic. Gays shouldn't exist, they're just people who've been infected with the devil. Homosexuality is wrong.

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old comment by OHP

++"I'm a proud father of 4 kids and none of them are gay."

Think again.

Well maybe not "again" in your case...

++"Being gay is like having a disability."

In what way? The way where it's literally nothing like that at all and you don't understand what the word "disability" means?

++"You cannot function in society without being straight because the world is built to support only normal people."

Two problems with that assertion, buddy:
1 -- They already function in society.
2 -- Society is only built to support heterosexuals exclusively insofar as people like you go out of your way to pass laws for the express purpose of persecuting them.

++"Gay people just ruin pornography and a disgrace to the human race."

Why are you watching gay porn? It's not something you just accidentally stumble upon -- you have to choose the "gay" portion of every porn site I've ever been to. Is there something you want to get off your chest, Turnip?

And the only thing disgracing our species is knuckle-dragging throwbacks like yourself who are so enamored of the 1930s that you wish not only to live in them forever but also to force the rest of us to remain behind with you whether we want to or not.

++"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."

Actually god just made Adam and told him to go fuck a goat. I'm not even kidding. Eve only came along when Adam couldn't find any animals that took his fancy. By your own logic, you're inferior to those who prefer to engage in bestiality over human sex so where the fuck do you get off thinking your sexual preference so superior?

++"With that important logic."

Well you certainly think a hell of a lot higher of yourself than you have any right to.

++"Gays shouldn't exist, they're just people who've been infected with the devil."

Tell that to the human genome. While you're at it, you can tell it to the genetics of pretty much every other species on Earth, too.

You also just put a bullet in your own argument's head, by the way, as you've demonstrated that your logic doesn't hold up in the face of reality.

++"Homosexuality is wrong."

Then why does it feel so right?

... in the butt.

old comment by Swede

I have a disability; I'm shortsighted. With glasses, I function perfectly well in society. A modern society is built for people to help each other. Or rather it was, then people got way too egoistic and the world did a sharp turn towards conservatism and nationalism...

God made Lilith and Eve. After those two women, it 's mostly guys who are mentioned (by name) in the Bible, right?

If you're a proud father of four boys, odds are the youngest will turn out to be gay.
Anyway, about one in ten to one in twenty is gay, not one in four.
One or two of the Duggars is/are gay, statistically speaking...

Homosexuality is simply a natural variation, like eye-color or skin-tone or preferred hand or height.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Bigoted4God

Former Repubican vice-president Dick Cheney's daughter, Mary: Lesbian.

James Richardson. Senior GOP spokesman: Gay.

[i]Lots[/I] of prominent Repubicans coming out in [I]support[/I] of same-sex marriage. Can't all be straight.

The Log Cabin Republicans. The way things are going for the GOP, they can't afford to lose one single potential vote (if they're to have any chance of beating Hillary Clinton in 2016), demographics-wise, the way things are going for them, post-late 2012. The LCRs? Gay.

PROTIP: So many, if not all, right-wing Fundamentalist Christains equate homosexuality with Paedophilia. there's an awful [I]lot[/I] of gay men in the Repubican party, then.

Therefore Swede is more than right. The statistics aren't looking good for you right-wing Fundamentalist Christains. Ted Faggard. Your argument is invalid.

"I'm not a gay-hating, homophobic bigot [...] but I can't help but feel the world would be a better, happier place [b]if all the homosexuals [...] would just [...] [I]Kill[/I] themselves.[/b]"

"Being gay is like having a disability."

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=107929&Page=2#1790172

@True2Hitler

"Watch Ray Comfort ask people what they know about Hitler"*

Now watch one certain person (who shall remain Nazi) be asked by everyone in FSTDT about Hitler: who had all disabled people killed.

And that's before he had the 'disabled' known as gays killed in the concentration camps.

http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=108682&Page=2#1803550

@Psycho4God

"I never said I want to kill gays. I said it would be better if [...] gays died."*

It is a well-known fact that those who are anti-gay are themselves self-hating homosexuals. Just ask Bryan Fischite. Or Duckturd Dumb. Or Ted Faggard. Considering Swede's stated statistics, I'm afraid that just those three closet case fundies alone prove what I say more-than right.

A certain someone who shall remain in that river in Egypt would do well to consider what he says next, before coming out of his own leopard-print & peacock feather-decorated armoured closet to do so.

More openly gay MPs than ever were returned to Parliament here in the UK a couple of weeks ago. Ruth Davison, leader of the Scottish [I]Conservatives[/I], is [I]Lesbian[/I].

Those statistics stated by Swede aren't looking good for a certain person who shall remain closeted.

Yet you don't see the Quakers, Unitarian Universalists & all their ilk making a similar fuss. Because, unlike the right-wing Fundamentalist Christains, someone's sexuality doesn't bother them in the slightest. And care to point out, chapter & verse verbatim where your J-boy states 'He's a homosexual. I'm bothered by him. He squicks me out!'?

Seeing as the Ten Commandments, which doesn't include 'Thou shalt not be homosexual', renders the previous 613 - including that titbit of Leviticus, which never applied to you Gentiles in the first place - null & void; repealed, like DOMA, then it's time for you fundies to be completely honest, and admit that the titbit of Leviticus was a worse-than excuse for the real reason why you lot are so opposed to homosexuals: 'Men kissing men is ICKY! EW!'.

"None of the Duggar children have said they're gay. "

Neither did Ted Faggard. Until 2006.

Those statistics, as per Swede. The aforementioned examples. But then, a certain man hung around twelve men, two of whom were sailors; one of said twelve kissed him. Told others to 'Love your fellow man'. Never chose any women to be at least one of those twelve (otherwise he would have made that group of twelve consisting solely of women); hardly associated with women, if ever. He wore a dress. Never had a girlfriend, nor did he marry one. He never said 'Homosexuality is a sin' verbatim, least of all in a certain book. Nor has he at any time. Ever.

PS- I'm still waiting for your simple 'Yes' or 'No' answer to my question here:

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=108629&Page=1#1803339

Go ahead, Bigoted4God. 'Yes'. Or 'No'.

*- tfaddict, that's another Argument Annihilation technique you can use against fundies; as per Nazi4God ('Gott Mit Uns'), use his own words (re. Hitler), then the historical fact(s) - about the inferior subhuman Austrian who thought he had the right to have ideas above his station - then via his own words make Nazi4God hoist himself on his own petard. >:D

old comment by Anon-e-moose

Sociopath4God, are you saying that - although you're not a gay-hating homophobe - you simply want them dead? The Gay Christian Network don't reject your Christ (but you - the vile Paulian you are - reject the Christ who never said word ONE in condemnation of homosexuals anywhere in the NT), so they represent the ultimate paradox for you.

If a child of yours came out as gay, would you allow them to be killed by fellow gay-hating homophobes, as per your wish?

Enjoy your paradox II. And your further digging your own hole of bullying FAIL every second you don't change your ways, and become like a Quaker or Unitarian Universalist: Christians who don' have a problem with homosexuals, because they - or their non-Paulian God - haven't been affected by LGBT people in any way, shape or form: Personally. And the rest of the world reading your words here on FSTDT. One word: Perception.

PROTIP: All Jews are, by the John 14:6-destroying Romans 11:26-32, going to heaven - and they reject your Christ too! - via their 'Disobedience'.

Y'know what is 'Disobedience' too? Homosexuality. therefore! via Romans 11:30-32, THEY aren't rejected by God. Thus your entire way of thinking is annihilated. Go ahead, prove me wrong, o Professor of Theology Bigoted4God.

And as Atheism is 'Disobedience' too, therefore we Atheists are going to heaven too. I refer you to ex-long time Christian Jonathan Edwards. Those four magic letters: O. S. A. S.

old comment by True2God

Anon-e-moose, have you ever heard of Joel Osteen? He tries to avoid offending people and even then, he said homosexuality is a sin.

If I had a queer child, no I would not allow them to be killed. I would want them cured.

So you think everyone is saved? I have a challenge for you. Go on to Ray Comfort's Facebook and prove this to him. If you succeed, he'll admit on Facebook and on his show "The Comfort Zone" that he was wrong and that yes everyone is going to heaven!

OSAS only applies for people who are saved which Jonathon Edwards is NOT.

And tfaddict, thank you for telling me what the SG-verse is. I said the INQUISITION was non-Christians persecuting Christians. I didn't mention the crusades.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@NotAProfessorOfTheology4God (AndNeitherIsRayCumfart)

Romans 11:26-32: All Jews - religious or not - are going to heaven, bypassing one of the cornerstones of your so-called 'belief', John 14:6, thus making your J-boy a sad panda.

And all down to the Jews' Disobedience.

Y'know what is also 'Disobedience'? Homosexuality and Atheism.

Therefore we are going to heaven: Romans 11:30-32 Prove us wrong, NotAProfessorOfTheology4God. Now.

OSAS: Once Saved, Always Saved. No Exceptions. Ex-long-time Christian Jonathan Edwards is. As am I. So, as per Rom. 11:30-32, there's two ways that I'm saved, and you, the vile Paulian, with your subjective bigotry-based 'interpretation' of the literal bible, which, as it literally says something, therefore it means it that way - via Matthew 7:1 - don't have the right to so much as think otherwise.

...and besides, as per the whole point of your need to infect FSTDT and impotently 'tilt at windmills', thinking that your BS can somehow bend reality to your will - in a place inhabited by LGBT people, and those like me, straight but pro-LGBT supporters - just because you're worried about being 'bullied':

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Not seeing Ray Cumfart - the charlatan who fleeces his sheeple - obeying Matthew 19:21. Even his computer & mobile phone: those things that are of de Debbil? Especially the Digital Computer, developed by the Atheist & homosexual Alan Turing. Mobile phones work in the same way too: CPUs, OSs, Digitally.

How many of the above could he feed by not needing those irrelevant, nay, evil items? How about you?

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@RayCumfartsBumboy4God

...and what's stopping your precious Ray Cumfart from showing himself here in FSTDT? If he's as 'right' as he subjectively 'thinks' he is, he would. [/Rational Response Squad]

Have you made just one FSTDTer convert to your way of thinking since you infected this place? If so, prove it (PROTIP: There are ex-fundies who are commenters here. Good luck, pal). Have you, with your spewing your fundie BS here (thus you = Don Quixote & King Cnut) somehow bent reality to your will, and those 36 states in the US have somehow turned anti-S-SM? Because if your country at least has become the Eternal Talibangelist Theocracy of Godsville by now, it's the only way you can prove it.

So much for 'Faith', eh? Faith. Sounds just like FAIL. >:D

Remember: Romans 11:26-32 for all Jews, due to their 'Disobedience', Rom. 11:30-32 for we Atheists & LGBT people; for what we do is Disobedience too, therefore we are going to Heaven too. And you - or yor bumboy Ray Cumfart - aren't the Professors of Theology to prove us wrong.

You subectively thinking you're being 'bullied'...:

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Matthew 19:21.

...so go and communicate to your precious Banana Man that there's a whole load of heathens he needs to 'Save'. If - as per that "Nightline" debate with the RRS - he's got the cojones to do so, and, as per his 'claim' to the Rational Response Squad, no use of the Bible or any theological methods etc allowed.

We have proven Reality. We win.

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