Oh, I'm a terrorist, and I'm okay,
I pray all night and I work all day.
CHORUS: He's a terrorist, and he's okay,
He prays all night and he works all day.
I shoot up schools, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have matzah bread for tea.
Church choir: He shoots up schools, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has matzah bread for tea.
CHORUS
I shoot up schools, I skip and jump,
I like muscle-bound bears.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He shoots up schools, he skips and jumps,
He likes muscle-bound bears.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????
CHORUS
I shoot up schools, I wear high heels,
A long dress and a bra.
I wish that God would let me,
Just like my dear papa.
Church choir: He shoots up schools, he wears high heels
A long dress?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a "homo"? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so Godly! Heretic!
CHORUS
All: He's a terrorist, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)
