Continuing the primary election after religious fundie, right-wing wingnut, and left-wing moonbat of the year, here’s the primary ballot for Conspiracy Theorist of the Year:

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Jerry Derecha - https://fstdt.com/CCLYTRRK_7LFG - he thinks volanoes aren't real

various commenters (1) - https://fstdt.com/JP.8MW98VB6_G - they think everything is a false flag, except the one where Germany attacked their own radio station and blamed it on Poland; that's a false false flag

Vladimir Putin - https://fstdt.com/HW7_BWSFDP265 - he claims that modern Germany is an American puppet state

Tommy Truthful - https://fstdt.com/.RVJXM_P38Z.F - he uses numerology to try and figure out which celebrities are immortal and how they do it

Tuckler Carlson - https://fstdt.com/Z6JGY2JLLGQX4 - he thinks nicotine is a mind-expanding drug that They don't want you to use

Georgia GOP Chair Kandiss Taylor - https://fstdt.com/CDL.ZZKK8.0K - she's a flag eather and wants Big Globe to stop their roundness propaganda

Mike Stone - https://fstdt.com/_.Y886V_LLL.2 - he claims Hamas, Al Queda, and ISIS are all secretly run by Israel

Glenn Beck - https://fstdt.com/T47$YYGXQ9WC6 - he, and some of his followers, thought the EAS test was going to activate the COVID nanoparticles and turn everyone into zombies

Steve's Fairy Tales - https://fstdt.com/Q$MD5XDDH4YCG - he thinks Nagasaki was the target of a War on Christians

Alex Jones - https://fstdt.com/H9XCZ_S5TKYTD - he thinks the COVID lockdowns and vaccines killed 20 million people and that wants Bill Gates, Anthony Fauci, and others ought to be publicly hanged

Wang Wenbin - https://fstdt.com/4SZ46$4P38GTK - when the United State government accuses the Chinese government of collecting genetic information against its political enemies, he says "no u"