Second Grader Science Award

Density = Weight / Dumbass

Skizzy911 #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

Gravity isn't real.

Gravity is complete made up bullshit, things fall because of density, everything is either more dense or less dense than air.

I mean floating is explained by density, not gravity. Gravity said fuck it, IDK why things float, take it over density.

How can planets have gravity just because of their mass? It doesn't make any sense, have you ever seen any other big object have gravity, even the slightest bit?

Also how can things grow upward if there is gravity? It doesn't make any sense even from an evolutionary standpoint, at what point did evolution decide to say fuck gravity, I'm gonna conquer it and grow upwards instead?

Also why is gravity different depending on the weight of the object? Do heavy objects have more 'gravity'? No, they have more density. You can create a massive balloon, kilometers wide, and fill it with helium and it will float, even tho the balloon itself can weight tons, it will float just the same as a small balloon. However a needle will never start floating, even tho it weights next to nothing.

Why do ships float on water? A ship weights a lot, however if it is hollow inside it will float because it is not dense anymore, and if you fill it with water it will not sink because of the extra weight, it will sink because of the extra density.

There is only electromagnetism and density, no gravity.

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