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[Monty Colvin of the Galactic Cowboys song about "how bad the world is today" because conservative values aren't as mainstream.]

Looks like now the Beatles weren’t so bad / Mr. Manson makes the Four look fab / Cause death and evil is what sells today / And Walter Disney’s spinnin’ in his grave / Grandpa’s Woodstock acid wasn’t brown / President lit up and passed it down / The days of outrage have all gone away / bet that Disney’s spinnin’ in his grave / Remember back to days when kids were kids and it was fun / And the kids didn’t carry guns / While we were pleasure hunting we got tricked like Elmer Fudd / Brainwashed by the media / Inconvenienced by a small mistake / Mother chooses to exterminate / I wonder what the forefathers would say / The land of the free, home of the depraved / I bet that Disney’s spinnin’ / I bet that Disney’s spinnin’ round / I bet that Disney’s spinnin’ in his grave

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