[From "Justice Served! Wretched Anti-German Politician Found Dead in Garden"]

Walter Lübcke will forever go down as one of the worst politicians in history and a traitor to the German people.

If there is anything sad about this death, it is that we cannot be sure that Walter suffered enough before he died.

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This is one of the most famous pro-refugee politicians that came out of the “Syrian” Migrant crisis that gripped Europe five years ago.

Here he is, telling the German people that they have no choice but to accept 800 migrants in their town.

He added that if they don’t agree to it, they should leave town.

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Less often cited by the media was Walter Lübcke’s proclivity for migrant cock. Close friends say that the veteran politician never came across a migrant cock that he could say no to. “Give me those cocks, give me all those migrant cocks!” – Walter would often say.

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He’s also survived by thousands of his adopted brown children running amok in the town.

Now the speculation begins: who performed this act of public service and why?

No one is arguing that a patriotic German taking revenge would be an amazing White Pill, but I contend that a gay migrant lover having done the deed would be cosmic karma and far lulzier.

So that’s what I’m hoping for.

Besides, we all know that we, as a society, can always rely on migrants to do the dirty jobs that the natives simply won’t do themselves.