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[Title of video] Atheists Don't Exist
[Annotation at beginning of video] If the title frustrates you or makes you angry because you claim that you do exist, then imagine how God feels when you claim that He doesn't exist, even though it's just common sense that He does.
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I'd imagine an omnipotent, omniscient, perfect being couldn't care less about what some carbon-based little lifeforms on some remote planet think about him/her/it. It's just common sense to assume he/she/it doesn't.
But what do I know, I don't even exist apparently.
The title doesn't frustrate me, nor does it make me angry. I couldn't care less about your opinion of my existence. I also couldn't care less about hurting the feelings of some non-existant, invisible man in the sky.
The truth of the matter is, that I most certainly do exist. And your stupid god does not .
There is observable evidence in reality that I, Kierstyn Anderson aged 20, do exist. There isn't just some vague account that I exist -- but you can actually see, hear, and touch me.
What evidence is there that Yahweh exists?
This might be the shortest summary of the bible in history.
Hey, humankind. I don't exist and I'm pissed off, damnit!
Let's see.
Can you feel me?
Yes.
Can you see me?
Yes.
Can you smell me?
Weird, but yes.
Can you taste me?
Only if I let you, but yes.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Well considering you can tell I'm there with all 5 of the basic senses I'm pretty sure I exist.
Imagine how I feel about the title, Atheists Don't Exist, therefore, I don't exist. You don't need to imagine, I can tell you. I enjoy and am tickled pink by Other4815's expressions of stupidity and slathering desperation for a hideous sky-fairy of evil intentions to guide his obviously weak and puerile thought processes.
Imagine how God feels? In His anger at not existing, will He turn me into a polka dot patterned bowl full of runny pink cheese and purple custard with merely a magic wave of His non-existent hand? Of course not, He'll choose to remain invisible to me, and everyone else. Therefore, I'll continue to not believe in Him and I'll continue to laugh at His believers when they are simpletons like Other4815.
I type, therefore I am
and p.s. Fuck you.
*pokes tummy* Feels reassuringly solid to me. *pets cat* She can feel that too. *knocks over a lamp* All right, I can interact with my environment. Doing good so far.
Anyway, I'm saddened that the video is gone. I wanted to see it. :(
I'll become an atheist so I cease existing! You know what non-existant people need? Nothing!
And when you don't need sleep, food, shelter, money or anything else vital for those puny existing people, everything becomes easier.
Atheism - It will make your life easier!
(1) "Atheists Don't Exist" doesn't deny that a person exists - it merely denies that the person is an atheist.
(2) Why would the omnipotent Lord of the Universe care whether some insignificant human believes He exists or not?
(3) God doesn't do anything that can't be explained just as well without His existence. If He really cared whether we believe in His existence or not, He could easily prove it in a second. He doesn't.
(4) It's "common sense"? Reread (3).
"If the title frustrates you or makes you angry because you claim that you do exist, then imagine how God feels when you claim that He doesn't exist, even though it's just common sense that He does."
And what if it doesn't frustrate me or make me angry because I don't particularly care? Might not your deity, being incomprehensibly more wise and complex than myself, also feel the same?
Since I do not exist, I'm sure you don't mind if I kick you in the arse.
BTW can has tax exemption now?
> If the title frustrates you or makes you angry because you claim that you do exist,
Okay, wise guy, how do you know you exist?
Based on a lot of good solid philosophical arguments, there's a chance I don't exist. But I don't let that slow me down.
> then imagine how God feels
Why does an omnipotent deity need feelings? Why not just fix the reality if someone bugs Him?
> even though it's just common sense that He does.
Existence of supernatural things? Possible, if impossible to prove scientifically one way or other based on our current understanding - there's a good chance all of it is just wishful thinking. Existence of Christian God, as commonly depicted? Not backed by logic, or even common sense.
The title doesn't frustrate me or make me angry. It certainly doesn't make me want to torture you for eternity.
It makes me LOL.
See, I may not exist any more than God does, but at least I'm not an insecure asshole about it. So why don't you dump God and worship me instead?
I don't exist, huh?
It's like being a secret agent or some shit, I'm down.
Do I get a license to kill, too?
God can get frustrated? Interesting concept.
As for me getting frustrated when you say I don't exist, nah, I just laugh at you.
Obviously doesn't know the definition of common sense. Also, tosses out a playground appropriate response "I know you are but what is god?" :P
This is a fundie 10 year old, people. Quick, get the deprogramming kit.
even though it's just common sense that He does.
If it's "common sense", why haven't the greatest theological minds come up with a believable argument for God's existence for the last 2,500 years? Read Aquinas'"Five Ways" on the existence of God - as far as I know, no one has really come up with a sixth. Then read the 18th century writings of David Hume. If you still think it's "common sense", then you really haven't thought about your beliefs since your kindergarten Bible book.
I have a birth certificate, a driver's license, parents, a social security number, a diploma, a passport, etc. There are many ways to verify that I exist. Your god has no evidence of his existence. Also, I'm not angry that you claim I (and other atheists) don't exist, I just think you're an idiot with a really bad argument. Finally, common sense isn't always right. Common sense tells us that particles can't interfere with themselves yet quantum physics shows us otherwise.
It's also "common sense" that the world is flat, "common sense" is not always correct, that's why we have things like the scientific method and logic, to help us examine things more carefully and avoid falling into the kinds of mental traps that humans are all to prone to fall into. And logic and the scientific method suggest that your religion is BS.
Oh well if it's just common sense then you've convinced me!
If God did exist and he got all worked up about me deciding he doesn't for lack of evidence then it's further proof that this god is a giant baby.
I don't give a rat's ass if Christians think I really do believe in God. It's just more willful ignorance on their part.
And if God is really hurt or angry over me not believing in him, well, all he has to do is show himself to me. It's not that hard for an all-powerful diety.
My mother would like a word with you. Word of advice: duck.
I think, therefore I am. I think, therefore I think you're an idiot.
You have mistaken a government and control freak sanctioned, indoctrinated delusion for common sense because you have no common sense. Happens all the time. Next time, stick to playing with your toes or blowing bubbles through a straw.
Lesse.. There is:
() Photographic record evidence of me, all the way from hours after birth all the way to just this last weekend.
() Videographic record evidence of me, again, all the way form hours after birth up to a few months ago.
() Written and verified records in various media of me, including birth certificate, graduation diplomas of varying rank, continually updated driver's license, social security number and signature, high school year books, marriage license, HMO identification, credit cards and credit history...
And for your God, you have... what, a poem written by bronze-age goat-herders?
Edit -- dammit, ninja'd by Dionysus.. Heh, kinda like Jesus!
If the fact I - and many other Atheists like me - exist frustrates you or makes you angry Other4815, then imagine how you'll feel when, on your deathbed, wheezing out your last, and before brain-death sets in and you realise that everything you were told to 'believe' was a lie , and that ultimately you'll end up cold & rotting in a box with no 'Heaven' to go to after you die, then imagine how smug & superior I'll feel knowing that you wasted all those limited years of life praying to a non-existent sky pixie, even though this is common sense:
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PROTIP: 'Cogito ergo sum'. 'I think, therefore I am '. With emphasis on think. Ergo, Atheists exist. And your 'God' doesn't. QED, bitch.
JESUS CHRIST.
I can't say anything. I've made comments before, and would often find something to say, but I can't.
I just want to laugh. It's too funny.
The video's been removed. Does anyone have a link to another copy of it?
"...how God feels when you claim that He doesn't exist,"
I can't. Your god is supposedly omniscient and transcendent, qualities I cannot even imagine possessing. It is equally inconceivable to me that such a being could feel frustration and anger, qualities that we feel specifically because we are neither omniscient nor transcendent. In short, I do not think that your anger and frustration with atheists reflects your god's position at all.
Not that that has ever stopped your lot from speaking for god.
Oh, I guess my fist doesn't exist either!
- OW! Hey, what the...
Ooops, my bad, apparently I do exist enough to punch your fucking smug face in.
Sorry, had a bad youtube comment day.
I am all the proof I need that I exist. So the title of your moronic video doesn't make me angry at all. That there could be anyone stupid enough to make a video with that title is mildly upsetting, but I'm used to you idiots so I will get over it.
Until you make a movie entitled "Trees Don't Exist", or "Birds Don't Exist." They'd be about as accurate.
"imagine how God feels when you claim that He doesn't exist"
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'And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that he would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt his existence.'
-Bertrand Russell
Your video on YouTube - like your so-called 'God' - doesn't exist.
"it's just common sense"
bull fucking shit
This is for their own. This is the "Atheists are angry at God, How can they be angry at someone they don't believe exists?" This is their Checkmate moment or their Atheists can't answer this gambit.
And unsurprisingly it's misdirection bullshit, one of their favorite tactics.
We're mad a SOME of you and you Theocratic, dictatorial bullshit that SOME of you keep pushing year after year. Michelle Bachman spent her whole career in office trying to wedge right wing religion into law. Ted Cruz among others is still trying to do this. The Bible is a terrible example of Just laws and individual freedoms, it's completely about control of the masses under cruel and unfairly applied rules.
And you people have never read it so think everythings gonna be Jesusy great. IT WON'T, those pushing it are clearly looking to be royalty and beyond all rules themselves.
Look at Sarah Palin, The Duggars, Right Wing radio personalities, Cruz , Gingrach, all the family values pushers. These are people who demand others live virtuously LIKE THEY DON'T.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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