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Homosexuals are—
- 3% of the population
- 55% of HIV carriers
- 82% of syphilis cases
- 20% of HBV cases
- 37% of anal cancer
- 78% have had an STD

Of children raised by gay parents—
- 92% are abused
- 51% have depression
- 72% are obese

Data from:
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)
D. Paul Sullins, “Invisible Victims: Delayed Onset Depression among Adults with Same-Sex Parents” Depression Research and Treatment, vol. 2016, Article ID 2410392, 8 pages, 2016. doi:10.1155/2016/2410392

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one-single-verse asked:

Also: thoughts on deism as a belief system? What other sort of philosophical frameworks are acceptable in/compatible with/encompassing of Christian law?

Deism more or less suggests God abandoned His children which I find rather offensive speech in reference to my Father.

Again, speaking from a strictly religious angle? None. Non-Christians cannot abide by Christian Law because the centerpiece is being Saved!

But translated over to state law, I think practicing Jews/Buddhists/Sikhs, and Right-wing Atheists/Agnostics/Pagans have a good chance of assimilating to a Christian Law based country depending on some details. Hinduism expresses a rigid caste system and I Indian culture tends to be very abusive towards women (I don’t know if that’s a Hindu or an Indian thing) and Islam has its obvious problems. All the above have the very real potential for conflict with the system, but I think assimilation probabilities would be significant.

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randcruztedpaul asked:

Why do you suppose there are several "denominations" in Christianity?

Because Man is full of sin, especially hubris, and is a race apparently incapable of digesting the Word of God. Paul engaged the Church in Corinth over the issue actually.

10 I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you, but that you be perfectly united in mind and thought. 11 My brothers and sisters, some from Chloe’s household have informed me that there are quarrels among you. 12 What I mean is this: One of you says, “I follow Paul”; another, “I follow Apollos”; another, “I follow Cephas”; still another, “I follow Christ.”

13 Is Christ divided? Was Paul crucified for you? Were you baptized in the name of Paul? 14 I thank God that I did not baptize any of you except Crispus and Gaius, 15 so no one can say that you were baptized in my name.
-1 Corinthians 1:10-15

Protestants are particularly susceptible to this division it would seem. Fickle, loyal so long as the wind blows a particular direction and the sun is shining just so.

I often tell the story of how my grandmother’s church tore itself apart over the font size of the new sign it put up. It was one of the biggest eye openers I had to the failures of Protestantism. This is not to say that unity should be the end goal itself. On the opposite end are the Liberal Nondenominationals who allow anything and everything, whose only goal is unity (read “filling their pews and purses”) and “One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church” which is united in its heresy. It is no good to be united over nothing or united over heresy. Indeed it would be better to be an island in the world founded on God’s Word than either of those two, but that is not how God intended His children to live.

So there are denominations because there are false teachers, either malicious or simply misguided, and lazy Christians, who use “their” preacher as their translator for the Bible. The only way to comprehend the Bible is to have it revealed to you by God. That can indeed be through a third party, a preacher or website that helps you understand, but neither of these are substitutes for prayer and self-study.

Thanks for your question, if you have any more it is my utmost joy to answer them. Have a blessed day and be safe.