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(TVTestPattern)
The Myth of the Female Orgasm

TwoX

"I think I may have orgasmed during a physics test"

Can you ever imagine, as a man, uttering these words?

No... you can't.

Females enjoy sex, but do not climax, (at least not like you guys understand the term).

All the screaming and drama is for the benefit of the audience, and is as contrived as any other female reaction.

It is known.

(Avyctes)
A female orgasm is irrelevant. As long as the Man gets off. She's nothing more, and a whole lot less, than a walking masturbation sleeve.

(YouLoseAgainDipshits)
I have always said this. As men, we know that orgasms don't feel that good. When's the last time you screamed and moaned while masturbating?

While women are drama queens, it's clear they don't even know what an orgasm is.

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I don't think your own inability to satisfactorily get any partners you haven't made up (or evidently yourselves, either) off is a convincing argument to say that from the beginning of humanity women have just been faking orgasms for no real reason whatsoever. But putting aside you trying to judge the sexual pleasure one can derive from a part of the body you don't even have based on your own experience if anything your supposition would point to men not being capable of enjoying an orgasm which is decidedly untrue. The only logical conclusion is that you as individuals are quite simply utterly terrible at any attempt to arouse or pleasure the human body, even your own. Your attitude towards women in general and immensely selfish views on sex in particular strongly suggested it but this just closes the case.

Who benefits from ptetending to orgasm?

Since all your only experiences of female orgasm come from watching Porn Movies, where all the screaming and drama is actually for the audience, you would not know what happens in the real world.

I can assure you that some women,at least from my experience do climax without all the theatrics that you seem to think is mandatory.

Norm

(*Listens to OP*)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZkBbIGwOjw

...oh I'm sorry, I've just come.

[/"The Fast Show"] X3

...and 'It'h the Mythther oth the Male Orgathm', as Biggus Dickus would say, OP.

I’m going to go have sex with somebody who actually cares about having fun, kthxbye.

My understanding is that women can actually orgasm multiple times in one bout of intercourse. It’s only us male suckers who get to climax once and then have to rest before we can do it again…

I’ve never uttered those words either. I don’t think I’ve done it, I KNOW.
How do guys understand the term “climax”, then?

Sure, some women fake orgasm, usually either to not hurt the poor guy’s feelings, or because they want the sex to end.

If all you want is a “masturbation sleeve”, dolt; why not get a flesh-light instead of be with a woman?

As a woman, I know that a really good orgasm does feel that good.
I’ve had some that lasted over five minutes.
I definitely know what an orgasm is. Do you?

If men don't enjoy orgasms that much, why do they masturbate and want to have sex with lots of women?

@Chloe:

I think these particular men don't enjoy anything much at all

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