Quote# 42679

Even when King Saul had a demon, sent from God? to torment him, God also sent him the remedy. Only David playing music, on his harp, and singing the Psalms, presumably, soothed his torment.

At the very least you can play some godly Christian music, preferably some psalms put to music, and you will find great relief, just as old King Saul did.

Satan doesn't like godly music, and words, especially so, when they are put together.

Todah, Theology Online 36 Comments [7/11/2008 4:25:11 PM]
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Quote# 10733

As the strong belief of we muslims is that when the sun will rise from west rather than east, that time will be the biggest identity of The Day Of Judgement (Qayamah). And the door of Forgiveness will be closed on that day.

The science of astronomy states that the speed of planet Mars has been decreasing in its course towards the eastern direction in the few past weeks to the level we notice the "waver" between the east and the west..and on Wednesday the 30th of July the planet movement stopped going toward the eastern direction..!!!

Then in the months of August and September...Mars changed its course in the opposite direction to the West- and that until the end of September..which means the sun will rise now from the west on Mars!!

And this weird phenomena of the opposite movement called "Retrograde Motion" Most scientist state that all the planets will go through the same once at least and our planet Earth is one of them.

Planet Earth will move in the opposite direction some day and the sun will rise from the west!!

This might occur soon and we are unaware when it'll happen.

l_Jaguar_Returns_l, MySpace 24 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1013

[Replying to 'God slaughtered children. Were they evil?']

Technically yes. Because sin passed from Adam right up to them, therefore, sin was inherently present from the day they came out from their mother's womb. However, because the child's mind is so innocent and has not yet been corrupted by this world, you would find that their actions are not that appalling compared to adults - but as you can see in the news, the situation is getting worse.

JagSayon, Christian Forums 9 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 107909

American communists are not sitting on the sidelines in the left’s attacks on Indiana over gay marriage. Hardly. They are condemning Indiana because they are firmly on board for gay marriage – for a host of interesting reasons. Communists have steadily but surely moved in this direction, a literal two-century-long progression I chronicle in my coming book, “Takedown: From Communists to Progressives, How the Left Has Sabotaged Family and Marriage.” Once upon a time, the Communist Party USA booted out gays like Harry Hay, founder of the Mattachine Society, and the likes of Fidel Castro (who, amazingly, is reportedly also now an advocate of gay marriage) once tossed homosexuals in insane asylums. Not anymore. There has been a fundamental transformation.

[...]

Why would this be? When did it happen? There are many reasons, which I chronicle in my coming book, but among them, the most significant (if not chilling) is this: For two centuries, communists and other leftist radicals have been seeking to take down natural-traditional-biblical marriage and the family. Since the early 1800s, they have made their arguments and tried different tactics. The Communist Manifesto spoke of “abolition of the family.” At long last, however, communists have the vehicle to make it happen: gay marriage – a 21st-century novelty utterly without precedent in human history. Now, as the legal definition of marriage rapidly changes, the floodgates will be open to all sorts of new configurations.

Their efforts to redefine the family structure have been long at work, starting with Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels and moving on to the Bolsheviks, to cultural Marxists from the Frankfurt School such as Herbert Marcuse and Wilhelm Reich, and on to more modern Marxists such as Betty Friedan, Kate Millett and assorted ’60s radicals. Those leftist extremists, however, never made much headway in their efforts to redefine family and marriage. Only now, with formal legalization of same-sex marriage afoot, they are finally getting what they’ve wanted for multiple generations: the literal redefinition of family.

To be sure, Marx and Engels would be speechless at the idea of two men marrying each other. They would be equally baffled that mainstream Americans now gladly join them in rejecting the biblical design for natural marriage and family. Nonetheless, this is where the culture now stands.

And perhaps most fascinating of all, communists then and today would be shocked but delighted to find that gay marriage has provided them a stunningly effective tool in attacking what the far left has always hated most: religion. Marx and Engels and friends would be absolutely thrilled that gay marriage is offering a sledgehammer not only to remold the family but to bludgeon religious believers. It’s an amazing sight to behold. It has been a long time coming.

Paul Kengor, WND 20 Comments [4/16/2015 1:49:01 PM]
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Quote# 13078

Dear Mr Celluloid:

My straight marriage bond is lessened by a gay couple marrying, because now there's a guy in that marriage who is considered the same as my wife is in my marriage. Everyone knows he is really a she, but because of politics we're all going to pretend that he has a vagina and mounds on his chest and can reproduce, since that's what the word "woman" has always meant, not to mention the word "wife."

If you don't get it, dude, the debasement of common sense, of the English language and of human reason happens when we all play "let's pretend" so that somebody can feel like he's something he isn't. My marriage gets "lessened," as you put it, because we're all colluding by force and with no constitutional backing in adjusting reality to suit the whims of one bunch over another.

Politics should never be about whose tantrum will win today.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 49 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: SK
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Quote# 20217

I think the problem is you have to compensate for a silly concept such as a lack of belief.

But a belief is something, so you can't lack it.

Casey Powell, CARM 41 Comments [2/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 50918

“In your opinion, which of the following items of female dress cause a real potential for lust?”

* short skirts
* tight skirts
* slit skirts
* long skirts with slits to the knees
* sleeveless blouses
* low cut blouses and dresses
* tight blouses
* sheer blouses
* T-shirts
* V-neck dresses
* form-fitting jeans
* looser-fitting pants
* shorts
* one piece bathing suits


“If such things draw the attention of normal, godly, Christian men, by definition they are immodest, no matter what the women think.”


[The whole survey is very, er, revealing...]

Anonymous Fundie, Survey of Christian Men on the Subject of Women's Clothing 78 Comments [10/30/2008 7:04:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 9958

[On the Founding Fathers who were largely deists and agnostics]

Now, I could care less what the founders of this country were tripping on at the time. It's meaningless from my perspective. As Christians we should live our call and shape society and governemental authority to the Christian ideal regardless of intentions of the founders of a state.

QuantaCura, Christian Forums 13 Comments [3/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5948

But you choose to use your brains while ignoring the word of the smartest being ever who so happens to be the one who did all the things you are trying to figure out. You instead prefer to rely on the wisdom of this world and ignore true wisdom in order to build your belifes upon.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 105927

The female equivalent of the male executive groping his secretary’s ass is the female executive shit testing the CEO. And observe. Female executives shit test their superiors all the time, paying very little attention to the menial drudgery of merely running the business. In this sense, women at work are seriously sex obsessed.

In this sense, it is sex all the time, work very little of the time. The company is boyfriend and family.

For girls, shit testing men is like men looking at girls boobs. Women want to go into engineering to shit test men. Men want to go into engineering because as little boys they loved toy trucks and video games. Girls go sex crazy at ten and stay sex crazy till menopause.

...

Feminism is driven by sex. They are always talking about rape and sexual harassment because they are always thinking about sex. They are not thinking about careers in engineering because they like the C language, but because the boys in engineering have a status hierarchy in which girls are at the bottom, so they want to shit test those boys by demanding equal, indeed superior, status.

Jim, Jim's Blog 50 Comments [1/20/2015 4:22:13 AM]
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Quote# 9764

Phelps is a liberal!

CRASH, TheologyOnline 40 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 35530

[Most bizarre reason not to vote for Obama?]

[Talking about a picture of Obama in a tunic, comparing it to Muslim head-coverings...]

These women HAD to wear the headresses because they were in an Islamic country where it is forbidden for women to be in public with their head uncovered.

If Obama becomes our president we American women may eventually have to wear these!

yeshuasavedme, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [2/27/2008 3:11:40 AM]
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Quote# 54506

[On Philip Pullman]

Should parents allow their children to read his God-undermining books? Secular forces will say "yes." Some liberal pseudo-Christians may actually say "yes" as well. Christians with common sense will instead say, "Don't hand your kids to the lions!" He is an "admitted" lion who wants to divest your kids of all faith in the Christian God. Don't let his "fable-framed," "Satanic" Trilogy get even close to your kids. God demands that we protect our kids from types such as Pullman, and we have the duty to follow His expectations.

Michael Caputo, Atheism Exposed 28 Comments [12/20/2008 7:17:51 PM]
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Quote# 810

Stop being a smart a** and get some wisdom.

Stop playing mental gymnastics and face reality.

Stop resisting and believe.

grassy_knowl_1963, Yahoo! Message Board 13 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 105197

The Palin family is in the news again for a dustup at a Wasilla house party, embarrassing themselves and Alaska yet again. This time, the fight was over a remark about Willow Palin, which triggered a brawl that involved young single mother Bristol throwing punches at a young man. The entire clan got into the fight, which ended with two of the Palin men injured (not seriously).

[...]

I know this type of feminist all too well. In fact, if anyone is responsible for my strong opposition to feminism, it is exactly these kinds of people, with whom I very unfortunately have had a lot of experience. Not so much the enfeebled, overeducated, passive aggressive East Coast types, but rather the real, Western shoot-to-kill and take no prisoners feminist archetype; the kind of women who “go to war” during divorce by using methods calculated to have at least a chance of killing their opponent. I mean real killing, like, dead.

Given Palin’s continued influence in the Tea Party, I have to conclude that the Tea Party is not in the least anti-Feminist, and in fact may be somewhat inclined to support the lawless, family-wrecking type of feminism practiced by the Palin clan. Unfortunately, the mainstream Republicans are not anti-feminist either, although they may be a bit more moderate than the Palinites. What this means is that there is no one party that supports men’s interests; only less bad parties and candidates.

[...]

In the meanwhile, if you’re a young man or have a young son, keep a close lookout for anti-male patterns of behavior in families regardless of political affiliation.

Here are a few important warning signs:

1. Any allegations against previous boyfriends, husbands, or even in some cases brothers and fathers, even if they didn’t result in any litigation or arrests.

2. Look at families’ divorced friends. If they are mainly women, that’s a problem. It means they chose sides. If there is bad blood between them and the ex-husbands of their friends, stay away.

3. They have lesbian friends. This one is self-explanatory.

4. The women display a sense of entitlement to men and men’s income yet feel no reciprocal sense of family duty or loyalty.

W. F. Price, The Spearhead 12 Comments [12/12/2014 7:00:49 PM]
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Quote# 79344

The whole "God mode" agenda

In some games, there is an "invincibility mode", which makes the player invulnerable to enemy attacks, so the player will not die. However in recent years, it seems the industry is changing the term "Invincibility mode" to "God mode". I think that this is another way Satan wants people to think that they are gods, when they are really not (Genesis 3:5). But there is only one God (Mark 12:32).

Andrew, Computer games used as a tool to praise Satan 94 Comments [2/9/2011 5:51:18 AM]
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Submitted By: WickedWitch
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Quote# 11095

I got caught putting tracts in porno books once. I wish GOD would cloak us when we are doing it.

eaglex, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1893

Some [Catholics] are struggling with these issues, and there are a lot of lurkers here that may be coming here and reading both your argument and the Catholic argument and turning to the truth rather than the teachings they have been led to believe.

Werner, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 36483

I believe the rapture will implode the U.S. economy by removing millions of valuable personnel from key positions.

Basically on its knees, the U.S. will have to be absorbed by the E.U. to survive. All weapons, remaining personnel and resources will be absorbed as well. This theory would also work out prophetically.

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, rapture ready 50 Comments [3/20/2008 7:34:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Creosus
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Quote# 20438

I(t) takes effort to deny God and deny that Jesus is the Son of God. It entails;

1) calling the authors of the bible liars or hallucinating the exact same thing
2) Claiming that other people made up Jesus's words when they didn't understand them to begin with and no Jew would have made up the personhood of Christ
3) That the design that scientists rely on everyday for their experiments isn't a design.
4) Trying to change history.

There is nothing about the above that is logical. So denying God is deliberate because one has to adopt even more unbelievable things than what's in the bible in order to deny God.

Carico, CARM 33 Comments [2/8/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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