Quote# 62406

I've said this before, and I'll say it again:

You have absolutely no "research verified facts" on the Creation --- none whatsoever.

You don't even know where to start, or what to look for.

So you can preach to me all day about how ignorant I am when it comes to the Creation --- I happen to understand it, because the Bible says I will if I'll accept it by faith.

Show me one thing your instrumentation can show me that disproves the Creation week.

In fact, until you can build a machine that can do this:

Originally Posted by 2 Kings 6:17:

And Elisha prayed, and said, LORD, I pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the LORD opened the eyes of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was full of horses and chariots of fire round about Elisha.

... I'll consider you guys just as ignorant.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 46 Comments [5/18/2009 8:06:01 PM]
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Quote# 1723

You evolutionists need to realize if you haven't already(you probably have) that we are dealing with the most fundamental of all subjects to be discussed and debated, because who is right changes everything. And for us creationists, well, we don't have to worry about where we will go when we die, evolutionists on the other hand are making a huge gamble on their lives, cause the odds are stacked up against their theory. If we were created, then we were created, there is no probability involved there, it is far more likely that we were created then if we evolved from the Big-Bang. We can all agree that the chances of us evolving without God are very slim, it's like trying to pull out the numbers 1 through 1,000 randomly from a jar without skipping a number or getting one out of order. Those are the odds that you are basing your eternal existence on. The fossil record does not show evolution, math does not show evolution, all of creation in it's designed appearance points toward a Designer! You should at least consider the possibility of God being behind everything, rather than risk eternity in punishment for your willful choice of evolution. I'm not saying to believe in God, but to just set your heart to searching for Him.

Mr. Creationist, EvC Forum 8 Comments [7/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 88113

What is the best prediction of the outcome in the ObamaCare decision expected to be issued Thursday, June 27, 2012? 85% of experts predict that ObamaCare will be upheld - can so many experts be so wrong?

Yes, the experts are wrong, and here's why:

* ObamaCare does violate the limits in the Commerce Clause, and it is difficult to overcome that logic


* 95% of those same experts deny that logic/conservatism advances over time for the same reason technology does

* ObamaCare could have been upheld more easily and quickly than to invalidate it

* virtually all of the "experts" missed the boat, and continue to miss the boat, on Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge. Wrong about that, why would anyone expect them to be right about anything else?

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia, Predicting ObamaCare Outcome 49 Comments [7/1/2012 6:47:41 AM]
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Quote# 131340

(Replying to a person who comment that it's not safe for a 12 year old girl to be pregnant.)

Thanks for your comments. Pregnancy has always been a great health risk to women since the beginning of creation. Many noble women gave their lives while giving birth to their children.

Notice in this March dimes report, where the health risks and problems associated with teenage pregnancies, but then they make a key admission:

“What are the health problems associated with teen pregnancy?

According to the March of Dimes, pregnant teenagers are especially vulnerable to complications, such as high blood pressure, anemia, and, most troubling, premature delivery. Their babies are more likely to be too small at birth and often have underdeveloped lungs, vision problems, or a host of other ailments.

Most of these problems could be prevented. As reported by the March of Dimes, teenage girls are usually biologically ready to have healthy babies. If they receive proper prenatal care, have a healthy diet, and stay away from cigarettes and alcohol, they have an excellent chance for a healthy pregnancy. Unfortunately, many girls fail to take these basic steps”


In most cases the issue with teenage pregnancies could be prevented with property prenatal care and health care. If you had a society, as some ancient societies had, where the older women rallied around these teen mothers and helped them to be as healthy as possible this would prevent most of the issues you see.

Now are there sometimes issues like you have said that may have to do with proper girth size? Yes. But there are many women who face this issue even into their 20’s(I have had female relatives that had to have C-sections for all their births because of this).

Women face different pregnancy challenges at different age groups, as well as if they are in a culture that does not have proper medical care and the support a young mother needs.

biblicalgenderroles, Biblical gender roles 8 Comments [9/7/2017 11:22:46 AM]
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Quote# 115448

So why are we all still here? The answer is a gracious God. Forget about the rest of the globe for a moment and let’s just talk about your own life. By now you’ve done all kinds of nasty little sins, and God could have used any one of them as justification for wiping you out. How many times have you blown off God’s convictions not to sleep around? The first time you had sex with someone outside of marriage, BAM, God could have nailed you with some heinous STD and had you die some agonizing death. Why shouldn’t He? He’s God and you’re some little fleck of dust—how dare you defy His Authority? Ever have an abortion? In the laws that Yahweh gave to Moses, He said it was “eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.” So since you went and had your baby’s body hacked apart, you can’t possibly argue why God shouldn’t rip you apart limb from limb and let you die in a pool of your own blood. The same goes for all of you men who pressured your women into murdering the baby who you helped procreate: you’re just as guilty. And how about all those times you said cutting words to someone? How about all those promises you broke?

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 22 Comments [12/21/2015 4:42:59 AM]
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Quote# 121464

[fundie is explaining homosexuality]

There likely are many, several, and different purposes.
One seems to me to be 'the call'....(from whom?) to be different from what is obvious
re sexuality, and to do this at a very young age.

For example, I seem to remember when children did not think about sexuality
but rather PLAYED, and played games, and played OUTSIDE.

It seems that TV, video games, being inside, not being active, not being outside
has led to a much SOFTER individual whose purpose is EASY LIVING.

By 'easy living', I mean doing WHATEVER to keep their life easy, becoming
deceptive if needs be, and refusing any laws restricting what they wish to do.

They become lawbreakers.

Obviously, there are many groups and not one explanation fits all.

The end result will be a divorce from who they are....a split, so then flipping from
one way to another will be easy for them....if the shoe fits.

2FollowHim, Y! answers 15 Comments [9/5/2016 3:14:48 AM]
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Quote# 102985

Real Christians have at least learned better than to pretend that there is no God. And yet many of them have found a new batch of deceptions to cling to, one of the most absurd of which is the assumption that human comfort is at the top of God’s priority list. To these people, God is a benevolent Santa Claus figure who can’t bear the thought of humans suffering. Well, this really isn’t who God is, and nothing awakens us to His comfort with our pain faster than seeing Him striking us down with some horrific disease which He Himself has invented. As we find ourselves breaking out in hideous rashes and experiencing severe pain and suffering, we are forced to question what God’s priorities really are. If pampering us isn’t at the top of His list, what is?God is His own first priority. He demands to be revered by the creatures He has made. If we refuse to do this, He knows how to drive us to our knees by terrorizing us with suffering that is beyond our ability to control.We don’t have to like God in order to revere Him. When you stay back from an electric fence that is buzzing with life, it is because you revere the power that it has to kill you. Reverence is a respect which comes from acknowledging that something or someone is superior to you. No one is more superior than God. He created everything that exists, and He could uncreate it all with a single word. He has created the world that we can see with our eyes, as well as a whole other world that we can only catch glimpses of through the lenses of powerful microscopes. When we try to figure out the way this creation works, we end up with far more questions than answers, and this should result in reverence for God’s superior wisdom and genius. When we see how swiftly a microscopic animal can shut down our bodies and kill us, we should respond with sincere reverence for God’s awesome power. Everywhere we look, God is demonstrating His immeasurable superiority over us, yet we have the gall to mock and dismiss Him. Bring on the Ebola virus. Perhaps increased fatalities will help us to rethink this delusion that God only cares about blessing us. On the contrary, He finds it quite pleasing to strike us down in large numbers in order to drive us back into alignment with His priorities. God wants to be revered. When we revere God properly, we stop treating Him like some vending machine of blessings that we can manipulate into giving us what we want. God does not exist to give us what we want, and if killing off our loved ones is going to help us realize this, then that is what He will do.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 56 Comments [8/29/2014 3:09:38 AM]
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Quote# 99803

[On the governor of Arizona vetoing Arizona's version of the "Turn Away the Gays" bill.]

Bad feeling about this......
......I have a gut-feeling Arizona will soon experience some type of judgment from the Lord for caving to this; though I have much respect for Jan Brewer, IMHO, she just sold her soul to Satan on this one.

She's pretty much stating that AZ's economy is more important than people's consciences; the bill should have been called the Anti-Conscience-Searing Bill b/c that is precisely what it amounts to.

Folks, I think the wheat is going to be separated from the chaff w/ this one; I pray we're on our last lap; I cannot take this evil anymore.

XMaryX, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [3/6/2014 4:06:46 AM]
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Quote# 46036

"I've never stumped before, but I want to be a part of this," Bumgarner said. The retired insurance executive and devout Mormon said his late mother would "turn over in her grave" if she knew that gays and lesbians could marry.

With less than 11 weeks until Election Day, supporters of Proposition 8 are ramping up their field organization and refining their message as they seek to persuade California voters to shut the door on same-sex marriage. It's the first time voters will be asked to weigh in on the issue in either California or Massachusetts — the states where gays have won the right to wed.

An estimated 15,000 backers of the measure, most of them members of Mormon, Catholic and evangelical Christian churches, knocked on doors and distributed campaign literature to registered voters throughout the state this weekend and last, according to Jennifer Kerns, spokeswoman for the Yes on 8 campaign.
Almendariz led a team of five people canvassing a suburban neighborhood southeast of Sacramento on Saturday, and their script was concise. The volunteers told people who answered their doors they were with the Proposition 8 campaign, an effort that would define marriage as being between a man and a woman. They didn't mention same-sex marriage unless a resident brought it up.

Fundies in california, San Fransisco Chronicle 31 Comments [8/28/2008 7:41:22 AM]
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Quote# 36778

[Part of a much longer post about the impending birth control pill for men.]

Men's health and reproductive needs was totally ignored by the sexist bigots in the medical industrial complex. Feminazi organizations like Planned Parenthood blocked pills for men. In succeeding decades Planned Parenthood has received millions of dollars from the government for birth control research, but has blocked all research for men. Part of the reason for the total discrimination against men was because feminazi who control the medical industrial complex don't consider men to be real people. Feminism is, after all, the radical theory that only women are people.


Even the crude 19th century mechanical devices that men have tried to use are often rescued from waste bins and emptied of their contents as soon as his back is turned. For half a century men have been prevented from access to effective birth control pills by bigotry and lies. For half a century men have had to support millions of unwanted children because of bigotry and lies.

bobx, Bob's Truth 66 Comments [3/27/2008 4:19:18 PM]
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Quote# 111063

In the Old Testament, when He was predicting the future fall of some nation or empire, Yahweh did what we find Him doing here in Revelation.  He would predict the same fall over and over again using a lot of imaginative metaphors.  Then He’d throw in some mourning songs that were really meant to serve as mockery.  To understand this let’s use a modern day analogy.

Suppose there are two women named Amy and Heather.  Amy thinks Heather is her best friend until the day she finds out that Heather is having an affair with Amy’s husband.  Amy reacts to this whole situation very immaturely: she flips out and makes up her mind that she’s going to kill Heather.  She’s going to kill her in the cruelest way she can think of, because she really wants Heather to suffer terribly.  But before she actually kills Heather, Amy goes over to Heather’s house and tells her, “One day I’m going to kill you, Heather.  And when I do, it’s going to be horrible for you.”  You see, Amy is so consumed with hate that she no longer has any fear of being caught.  She is in such a rush to see Heather upset, that she flaunts her future plans to murder Heather, not even worrying about the possibility that Heather might try to get help.  Now let’s say that after Amy freaks Heather out with her murderous plans, Amy then launches into a long mocking speech about how other people will react to Heather’s death.  Amy says stuff like:

“On the day you die, when your mom finds out, she’s going to be like, ‘Oh no!  Not my baby girl!  Not my precious daughter!’  But it will be too bad for her, won’t it?  Because you’ll be dead and there’s nothing anyone will be able to do about it!  And when my adulterous husband finds out, he’ll be like, ‘Oh no, not Heather!  You mean I dumped my wife for nothing?  Gee, maybe I should have thought before cheating on the woman that I vowed to be faithful to!'” 

As Amy mockingly puts words in other people’s mouths, she’s talking like Yahweh often talks in His prophecies against other nations. 

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 17 Comments [7/24/2015 3:28:09 AM]
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Quote# 98717

I did not say that all Muslims are evil. I said that 1 out of 5 people in the world are Muslim and 4 out of 5 wars are Muslim. I also say that no other people enjoy dressing their small children as suicide bombers as do the Muslim arab mothers do here.

Gutman Locks, Mystical Paths 23 Comments [1/12/2014 5:50:59 AM]
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Quote# 48545

I say we bring back the Witch Hunts! minus the brutal torture, just armed with our Swords and Faith

Sethola, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [9/30/2008 9:30:15 PM]
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Quote# 75924

Those who imagine that the history of the nonsense that is evolution goes back only 150 years are mistaken. The evolution deception is the worst in the history of mankind, and its roots go back to Egyptian and Sumerian times with a history dating back thousands of years. Pharaoh, the most heretical and oldest representative of Darwinist philosophy, was a materialist who believed that all living things came into being by chance from the muddy waters of the Nile.

The essential philosophy of the theory of evolution has been based on the same distorted conception ever since ancient Egypt. Darwinists in those days who adopted chance as their false god and those alive today all worship the same false deity. The Darwinists who once believed that life emerged from the muddy waters of the River Nile today claim that the first living cell came into existence out of muddy clay. Although the proofs of Creation were just as explicit and clear in those days, too, Pharaoh waged a ruthless campaign against them, and that same state of affairs still applies today. Today, 250 million fossils proving Creation are on open display to all. But just as in the time of Pharaoh, that same Darwinist mindset opposes the scientific facts with a terrible rage and anger.

In ancient Egypt, the Prophet Musa (as) opposed Darwinism, the most heretical and superstitious religion in the history of mankind, with great and definitive proofs of Creation. Under Allah’s command, the Prophet Musa (as) cast his staff down onto the ground before the eyes of Pharaoh and his men. Through the great might of Allah it straight away turned into a snake and swallowed up all the false evidence of Pharaoh and his men. THROUGH THE WILL OF ALLAH, A WOODEN STAFF TURNED INTO A MOVING, EATING AND FLAWLESS SERPENT. This extraordinary evidence took place before the eyes of Pharaoh and his men, and was created to be undeniably magnificent. Yet Pharaoh’s denial, despite this explicit proof, shows the scale of the disaster to which the Darwinist mindset leads.

Harun Yahya, Harun Yahya - An Invitation to the Truth 84 Comments [9/9/2010 3:23:34 AM]
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Quote# 124011

A veteran group of squatters has occupied an empty £15m central London property purchased by a Russian oligarch in 2014 and opened it as a homeless shelter.

The extensive, five-storey Grade ll-listed Eaton Square property was bought by Andrey Goncharenko, a little-known oligarch who has bought a number of luxury properties in London in recent years.

The squatters – Autonomous Nation of Anarchist Libertarians, known as ANAL – said they entered the building through an open window on 23 January and have accommodated about 25 homeless people so far, many of whom had been sleeping rough around Victoria station.

Tom Fox, 23, one of the squatters, said: “It is criminal that there are so many homeless people and at the same time so many empty buildings. Our occupation is highlighting this injustice.”


“We have squatted many other high-profile buildings in central London in the past,” said Fox. “Admiralty Arch, Mayfair and Pall Mall. There are so many empty buildings like this one in central London.”


A banner above the front door reads ‘USA ANTI-GOVERNMENT IN EXILE’, and a black flag displays the words ‘Antifaschistische Aktion’, a European anti-fascist network.

Autonomous Nation of Anarchist Libertarians, The Guardian 14 Comments [1/28/2017 11:16:34 PM]
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Quote# 6632

You're kidding yourself if you think this is about 'formal language' [i.e., the scientific definition of 'theory'] as opposed to Satan doing what he has done, according to Scripture, from DAY ONE, which is to get man to question whether what God said is true or not. I don't simplyfy Satan or his tactics, (which he's spent millenia dreaming up), that way. It's only one step removed from admitting he isn't real.

Angyl, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 117793

Re: Bigger than Flat Earth.Must Watch! Marijuana is The Christ.

Try some delicious Christ! "Just as the life force of an animal is contained in it's blood, so are the life force of plants contained in their beverages, concentrates and essential oils. When the spirits of these plants are personified by a patron Deity, the beverage or essential oil then becomes the "blood" or "milk" of that God or Godess which embodies all the life giving and other supernatural and magical virtues of these most sacred substances." Marijuana oil is the Blood of Christ. Jesus is the personification of this great plant of renown. The story of Jesus is parable for how to grow, cultivate and make the Blood of Christ. Quotes from the Gospel of Thomas to spice things up a bit. Is this not the secret of all secrets? Plants have spirits, plants were here first before humans, Jesus said, "If the flesh came into being because of spirit, that is a marvel, but if spirit came into being because of the body, that is a marvel of marvels.
"It will not come by watching for it. It will not be said, 'Look, here!' or 'Look, there!' Rather, the Father's kingdom is spread out upon the earth, and people don't see it." The Kingdom of Heaven is the plant kingdom

M5, Godlike Productions 13 Comments [3/31/2016 3:22:23 AM]
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Quote# 38373

Five victims of a former youth minister in prison for molestation are suing the Nazarene Church, saying warning signs about his behavior were ignored.

"This is about what the church knew, what the church did about it and, more specifically, what the church didn't do about it,” their attorney, Jason Stephens, said Wednesday.

...Ryan Martin Wonderly, a former youth minister at Bethany First Church of the Nazarene, was sentenced in 2005 to 35 years in prison for molesting girls at the church.

...Among the allegations in the lawsuit are that Wonderly's roommates at Southern Nazarene University discovered he had been looking at child pornography on a computer, and the university allegedly recommended him for an internship as an elementary pastor at the Bethany church "as part of his program of getting ‘help.'”

Bethany First Church of the Nazarene, NewsOK.com 7 Comments [4/30/2008 4:16:02 PM]
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Quote# 60180

[Retired barber, tired of hearing about Kosher salt, decides to market Christian salt]

Godlewski said his salt, packaged in containers bearing bright red crosses, has at least as much flavor and beneficial minerals as kosher salt - and it's for a good cause.

"The fact is, it helps Christians and Christian charities," he said. "This is about keeping Christianity in front of the public so that it doesn't die. I want to keep Christianity on the table, in the household, however I can do it."

Joe Godlewski, examiner.com 70 Comments [3/5/2009 8:38:11 AM]
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Quote# 2596

[On life on Mars]

3) This must be a modern fairy tale. People will cling to ideas like this without any supporting facts. 100 years ago people believed in ghosts and goblins.
Today its UFO's and martian colonists.

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [8/7/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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