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Quote# 14592

Atheists have the freedom to not believe, but they do not have a right to do so. Only truth has rights. Big difference.

TyroneTHardball451, Baptist Watch 46 Comments [9/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 27758

(rather than dealing with the question of the literal Bible's valuing pi at "3"... Gottservant would like us to do away with pi altogether)

Let me put it another way. Numbers are symbolic; now, pi is so long that the area it takes up is greater than any circle you could hope to symbolize the circumference to diameter ratio of. How can a symbol be considered symbolic if it is greater than that which it represents?

Do you see the problem now?

Gottservant, Christian Forums 65 Comments [7/29/2007 5:36:19 AM]
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Quote# 5383

Someday you will stand before Jesus and that excuse will not work either! 'But Lord, I didn't trust the source so it wasn't my fault for not believing in you.'

joelch2, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 39301

[Earthquake cracked large dam above city of Dujiangyan]

God alone holds back the water. I pray that He intercedes and keeps that dam holding. Has anyone noticed that over the last month the rash of quakes ,eruptions and typhoons that have killed hundreds of thousands of people worldwide. We have Burma swamped by a cyclone with 50,000 dead and now a quake with the potential 150,000 plus deaths in China. This events occur in threes. Where will the next disaster going to occur? Cali, Hawaii or in Napoli? God only knows? Wake up and repent. get right along side our good God. He’s the only answer.

STD [He may not know what that stands for], Free Republic 35 Comments [5/15/2008 5:39:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 12132

[Also consult Numbers 31 where a whole tribe of people, including the elderly and children are slaughtered. The only survivors were the virginal women, who were later raped by the “just and perfect” Moses and his men. Is that what you want your children reading on Sunday?"]

Moses wasn't perfect. o_O He was a murderer. And I don't know, maybe rape wasn't a sin yet.

arrowed, Myspace 42 Comments [6/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12055

There was a Noah's Arc.
The animals were stored in frozen cryogenic containers, sperm and egg, two of each male and female. Five of each male and female of the clean ones, Read the source. The ship took many years to build. Noah lived over 500 years. I am not sure how many exactly, some body can research and help. The ship probably flew out in orbit, but for us to understand now it was limited to say it floated over the waters, I say it was in orbit around the world while the world went through some changes. When everything settled in the world, life was brought back, including plant species, animal species, and different humanoid species, and re introduced to the world.

VITAL ALTCHEH, Yahoo! Message Boards 72 Comments [6/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4086

Ever notice that when Daniel killed the giant that it was a gruesome event? Was this justified in the eyes of God? I mean, Daniel cut the man's head off!

cbk, Christian Forums 6 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 48577

I think for a long overdue refreshing change, they should be taught the TRUTH of God's creation of man!

If we came from apes, there wouldn't still be apes. From fish, ditto!

800trunkerman, http://bigcountryhomepage.com 35 Comments [10/6/2008 1:39:39 PM]
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Quote# 29078

We do not deny these atrocities. The point here is that post-Darwin
Atheism, that is educated 20th century Atheists armed with the
scientific "facts" and ramifications of Darwinism, instantly proceeded
to commit genocide on a scale never seen in calendar history. Not
counting the Holocaust, Atheist regimes in the 20th century murdered
at least 100,000,000 million persons.

Ray Sanchez, talk.origins 54 Comments [9/18/2007 12:40:43 AM]
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Quote# 42878

"If you weren't so stupid you wouldn't be stupid. You're a Pagan, that's evil. and you are stupid and immature. If you loved Jesus you wouldn't be stupid but you're a Pagan so your stupid. Me and knit and pray know this. Don't try to argue this with me. I'm smart your stupid. You call me stupid and make fun of Mary and her Jesus then your stupid."

Bob, Topix 78 Comments [7/14/2008 7:06:02 AM]
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Submitted By: RavenWood
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Quote# 1755

There are also those who have no faith in God, who might, who could be influenced to swing the other way into the appealing lifestyle of a warlock, or a witch like on 'Charmed'.

WingShire, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20388

Yet...it seems when I try to talk about Atheism, all you wish to bring up is God?How contradictory is that?

casey powell, carm 21 Comments [2/7/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 46003

["New Testament. Paul condemns homosexuals (including lesbians)."]

Indeed, which rather makes the point. We seem to be fairly clearly in the realm of religious persecution here, if the teachings of the world's largest religion, the basis of all western civilisation, are described as 'hate'.

I seem to remember that sodomy was legalised on the basis that it was no business of the state what two people did in private. How far we have come from that! Far from being something to be tolerated in private, it seems that anyone who dares to express any hostility is to be demonised, assaulted and abused, and subjected to all the processes
of compulsion known to modern governments, overt and covert. It seems that anyone who opposes the most public expressions of this detestable vice will be lucky not to be arrested.

Perhaps legalisation of this particular vice was indeed deeply unwise -- indeed of anything --, if tolerance of it has now become an excuse for the sort of persecution that we associate with the inquisition.

Roger Pearse, Atheism vs Christianity 35 Comments [8/27/2008 6:19:03 PM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 82006

[Gwyneth Paltrow: what’s wrong with second graders learning about homosexuality?]

Ole Gwen is a hypocrite. She’s married to a guy but is in full support of homo “rights”. If she supported it in that manner, she would divorce her hubby and get involved in a lesbo relationship. Live the life, baby. Walk the walk, don’t just talk the talk. See how much she likes it then.

NCC-1701, Free Republic 112 Comments [6/17/2011 3:21:34 AM]
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Quote# 45287

Do any Christians today still boycott the Beatles because John Lennon said they were more famous than Jesus?

Answer : a boycott wasn't necessary, remember he was shot by his own fan. I dare say he regrets that commit every moment of his existence now.

I Believe !, Yahoo Answers 39 Comments [8/18/2008 10:43:50 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 36884

[On evidence of the Voice of God in her head]

My husband does not ask me to, but I get up with him in the morning, you know to be a good wife and all that, iron his cloths for the day while he takes a shower – this morning as I was choosing his outfit for the day, I felt prompted to put him in his safety shirt polo, this bright red thing that I personally don’t like very much, but the idea was there, so OK, got it out and ironed it. Then my DH gets dressed, comes out, and asks “How did you know I needed to wear my safety shirt today? I forgot I was supposed to until you had it laid out for me – I have a meeting with …” with the person who gave him the shirt, a safety meeting. Anyways, you could think that it was just a random thought wit an odd little coincidence – or you could believe otherwise… personally, I end up noticing a lot of odd little coincidences when I act on seemingly “random” thoughts…

Idea, Christian Forums 53 Comments [3/29/2008 6:59:06 AM]
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Quote# 23341

Here in America, we live in a climate of moral decay. What is the cause of this? It is called "anime". Anime is a perverse, evil, insiduous form of animation from the dark land of Japan, and is corrupting America's youth at unprecedented rates. Here are a few examples of anime which are circulating on the Internet and may very well be in your home:

1) Ah My Goddess: A sick and disgusting show which causes children under the age of 18 to think they are capable of love. [Emphasis Added] The main female character is clearly under 18, and is forced into a romantic relationship by an older man who "wishes" for her to be his girlfriend forever. He even KISSES her, and she appears NAKED. That poor girl must be so confused.

2) Love Hina: I'm not even going to mention the unspeakable, disgusting, pedophilic, pornograhpic events which transpire during this show, but suffice it to say, groups of young men on Love Hina-fueled rampages are raping children at a level unheard of since the 60s.

If you are a parent or a decent human being, I urge you to sign this petition to ban all forms of anime in the United States. Anyone who is found in possesion of anime should be arrested and jailed for an exhorbant period of time. Anime is a dark scourge upon our beautiful nation, and we don't need this Japanese filth corrupting the hearts of the children.

As a resonsible Christian, I demand to see this garbage removed from our nation. Please sign this petition and send it to George Bush, your Congressman, and the makers/distributors of anime filth and depravity.

Denis Fuller, Lets Save America 79 Comments [4/8/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Osiris
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Quote# 55933

Did you get nailed? No one hates a Christian more then an Atheist / Jew. Atheism is a Great Cover for this Hatred.

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Who Created Atheism?

Same people that Created Communism, Karl Marx

Karl Marx Religion?
Judaism

So it makes sense why the Atheists HATE Christianity

Just because you dislike facts, doesn't make them any less factual.

MEXICANCONGRESSOCT10, YouTube 48 Comments [1/7/2009 4:16:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Nowhereman
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Quote# 46784

[Warning! Turn off Irony Meters before reading!]


Darwinism has heard its death knell. Only bigoted twits, blinded by anti-Theistic prejudice, could swallow such simplistic anti-intellectual twaddle, but yet believe it explains the origins of life.

Darwin is DEAD, Topix 26 Comments [9/5/2008 6:05:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 21204

Until I'm shown something else to the contrary, I won't vote for a Mormon just because their beliefs seem so whacked.

Timberwolf, FreeConservatives 35 Comments [2/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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