Quote# 58356

(describing a woman who allegedly escaped from a "sadistic cult")

1. The sadistic cult has followed her with the aid of the detection devices within her body and thereby terrorizes her. They possess unlimited resources so they are able to travel wherever she lives.
2. The sadistic cult has placed literal animals, detection devices, and other cursed objects in her body.
3. The sadistic cult has broken into the church and cursed several of the rooms.
4. The sadistic cult has visited my home in an attempt to terrorize me, to deter me (they failed).
5. The sadistic cult has infiltrated, via the aid of demonic forces, the church.
6. The sadistic cult astral projects to the young lady on a constant basis to rape, to torment, and physically afflict.
7. The sadistic cult has kidnapped her and forced her to participate in blood rituals in cult meetings.
8. The sadistic cult utilizes her, via her dissociation, for drug deals (the cult has a part in a drug cartel also).
9. The sadistic cult has severely programmed her mind and infused her with occult knowledge from her years of special training in an underground training school on the East Coast.
10. The sadistic cult has involved her in the most heinous activities known to mankind.
11. We have encountered hundreds of thousands of evil spirits and many have been expelled.
12. We have encountered numerous broken parts and many have received miraculous healing (from muteness, deafness, etc).
13. The sadistic cult has created coded personalities that contain information about criminal activities of the drug cartel.
14. The sadistic cult is providing constant surveillance.
15. The sadistic cult has literally taken the core person and locked her up.

Jay Bartlett, Ministering Deliverance 52 Comments [2/12/2009 9:04:22 PM]
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Quote# 22471

Well, it's finally happened. We have turned our science into a religion and we are copying old habits from old religious traditions.

Global warming has presented our society with a mia culpa that we can exhonorate ourselve from by simply buying our way out via carbon credits should our carbon footprint be too large.

Like the catholic indulences of old, where-in a wealthy sinner could pay for his sins in advance and there-by insure his place in Heaven, our wealthy living in mansions and driving Hummers, can pay for carbon credits obtained from low carbon emitters.

How do you like that?

EL KABONG, Myspace 25 Comments [3/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 19352

Many black slaves have very nice, loving slave owners and those blacks did not want set free. Is that so hard to understand? I do detest BAD slavery! But if bad slaver must be, and obviously there is lots of it even today, one day these people will be liberated and they will be ever so thankful to God for liberating them (in spite of what you think.)

Furthermore, you cannot speak for my righteousness or lack thereof. Did God ever slaughter thousands (as you suggest) just to do it? It begs the question: Why do humans murder other humans? It goes back to Adam sinning and causing death to enter the human race. We sin because we are dying. It is true that this was all planned by God. He planted the tree. He put the serpent in the garden. He made the woman weak. Just because people murder one another does not mean we should approve of the act. We do have courts to put people behind bars for doing that. Yet this is of God too. But if someone came up to me and stabbed me a thousand times I would still thank God knowing it was for my best. God is working all together for good.

TonyN, Internet Infidels 49 Comments [1/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 57863

With the election of the impostor President B. Hussein Obama, the forces of intolerance and bigotry, AKA as the Democratic Party, has started its assault on the American people. Lechers and simpletons embodied in sodomites and unbelievers are attacking the very foundation of America: religious liberty, decency and morality.

For example, when sodomites and anu’s worshippers rioted against the Mormon church for the passing of the Proposition 8, the anti-American media, which is run by sodomites, did not cover the violence and bigotry that these lechers displayed against people of faith.

Under the mantra of “change,” the fascists in the Democrat Party are motivated to transform America from a Republican form of government into a socialist gulag where constitutional rights are not longer respected.

Illegal immigration, Muslim radicals, activist sodomites, abortion fanatics, lecher unbelievers, and a coward media are all confabulated to sink America and destroy the only hope in the world. If we want to resume in a word what these bunch of losers are doing would be outrage.

Manuel, Townhall.com 73 Comments [2/5/2009 11:01:40 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 37118

According to the Word of God, abortion is one of the worst murders a human being can commit. About abortion, the Scripture says, "In the secret place doth he murder the innocent" (Psalms 10:8). The “secret place” is the womb of a mother. Definitely, the baby is an “innocent.” No person who is fully aware of another’s total innocence normally kills that other human being. Even wild beasts such as like lions and tigers do not kill their own kind, but rather, they fight to defend and protect them. But, today, man has made himself even lower than brute beasts by slaying innocent unborn babies.

Rapture Ready FAQ, What does the Bible say about abortion? 45 Comments [4/2/2008 9:27:44 PM]
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Quote# 5260

I doubt that A[nswers]i[n]G[enesis] are going to 'correct' something just on the basis of [geologist Glenn] Morton's say-so. Who is he that we should take heed of what he says? The Internet is full of junk by people with no or little scientific qualifications.

Socrates, Theology Web 2 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 40535

Athar, I think you are misunderstanding my remarks. It is not the fate of the unsaved that brings us joy; it's the fact that God, in His grace, has spared us from a similar fate that we fully and richly deserved. If you were trapped in a burning building, and Jesus came with a ladder and offered you a way to escape, wouldn't you be excited? Wouldn't you praise Him and thank Him for saving you? The ladder that Jesus brought in order to give us an opportunity to escape God's judgment was His cross, which reconciled man to God and took away the punishment that we so richly deserved.

There will be no 'joy' over the fate of the wicked in and of itself. No one wants you to go to hell, least of all those who have died without knowing the Lord. If you read the story of the Rich Man and Lazarus in the gospel of Luke, you will see that the unsaved rich man begged God to send someone on his behalf to warn his family to repent so that they could avoid his fate. Those who die without the Lord know the seriousness of an eternity without Christ better than we do.

That's why I try to warn people about hell and hold out the promise of the gospel to them. As I mentioned in another post, I had a 15 year old niece who died without knowing the Lord. I know that she wouldn't want to see others die without Jesus, and that's why I do my best to witness the gospel to others. It's my way of honoring her memory

MessianicServant, FSTDT.com 41 Comments [6/7/2008 12:06:55 AM]
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Quote# 57992

(Lainy68: I'm being rational. In school you LEARN about the president whether you like him or not. Believe it or not, he IS our President. Shocker, I know. You may view him as an archetypal Antichrist, but that is an image you are creating.)

Lainy,
Respectfully, I think you're missing the point. These teachers aren't interested in merely teaching their students about the president. They're over-zealous political hack, Obama-worshipping zombies who are trying, even in subtle ways, to push their political agendas onto children. I'd be willing to bet that this art teacher despises George Bush.

My kids' teachers better not try to pull a stunt like this. Evil occupies the White House now. This is what I teach my kids. You may not leave it to the public school to teach your children what political views they should believe in, but don't think for a minute that they're not trying their level best to indoctrinate them with their own. Children are impressionable.

BrideOfChrist, RR 31 Comments [2/8/2009 4:14:59 PM]
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Quote# 24461

[the Ark couldn't support itself unless it was made with aluminum]

It could float on its top with the Lord in control.

Lindallnd, AOL Message Boards 37 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6603

The [Iraq] war is the fault of Bill Clinton. If he had done his job, there would be no need for the war. Instead Bill was too busy being a playboy!

claycountyredneck, FirstCoastNews Talk Back! 2 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 45134

[discussing the anime series Bleach]

Bleach is evil

From wikipedia:

Bleach follows the adventures of Ichigo Kurosaki, a high school student with the ability to see ghosts, and Rukia Kuchiki, a shinigami (Soul Reaper or, literally, "death god":smileywink:.

It's a show about witchcraft and idoltry-the only ghost that's of God is the Holy Ghost.

The show IS evil-anyone who disagrees is ignorant.

Yellow7 (AKA Mavericker), Adult Swim forums 48 Comments [8/16/2008 11:27:14 PM]
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Quote# 30610

I suppose many of you may have seen the ads on tv where the checkout lines in some store are all moving along at a fast pace. All of a sudden one customer pulls out cash or a checkbook, and everything falls apart. Ah, they need the plastic card, then everything starts moving again!

I know that credit cards and bank cards are nothing new. But one thing I noticed, is that sometimes the cards aren't even "swiped," just held up to the "machine" or whatever it is. It seems like methods of paying are getting quicker and quicker, faster and faster. I can't watch these commercials anymore without thinking "fast track towards the mark of the beast."


PrairieGal, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [10/30/2007 5:24:25 AM]
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Quote# 15970

[Replying to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Avbh5fb8nY" target="_blank">this video</a> of bullying in schools, where a kid is humiliated by teabagging and an attempt to shove a banana in his rectum, as if the situation were remotedly "caused" by homosexuality and abortion in the slightest]

Kathy30: This is what you get from the new homoexually tolerant school system.

TechnoPrincess: Agreed Kathy. We have normalized perversion...and we are reaping the rewards...

HomeschoolersRUs: Agreed!

And actually, I would elaborate further ... this is what you get from a society that has devalued life from its inception (the "morning after pill", RU486, abortion) to its end (assisted suicide, Terri Schiavo).

Freeconservative Posters, Free Conservatives 30 Comments [10/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: SK

Quote# 5210

What leads me to believe that bacteria developing resistance to an antibiotic is not evolutionary is its predictability, consistency and it’s inerrancy. It works every time... There is no randomness or chance in a bacteria becoming resistant, the process does not vary. The bacteria act as if on que. That’s not evolution that’s doing what they are 'told' to do.

Husband&Father, TheologyOnline Forums 4 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 44354

The Beatles are straight from Hell, which is where John Lennon and George Harrison are suffering in tormentuous flames this moment. Don't believe it? Then you don't believe the Bible... "In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power" (2nd Thessalonians 1:8,9). John Lennon publicly denounced Jesus Christ, as did George Harrison. Harrison was deeply devoted to eastern mysticism (false religion), and rejected Jesus Christ as his Savior.

Ringo Star and Paul McCartney will soon follow behind into Hellfire.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 47 Comments [8/5/2008 6:35:22 PM]
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Quote# 32778

As I was reading stories about the secularization of Christmas on WorldNetDaily, I got to wondering if the secularization was actually the paganization. Think about it. If you're secular, what reason is there to celebrate anything this time of year? Who would want to celebrate Winter with the snow and cold? I myself like Winter and prefer it to Summer, but I don't celebrate it. The only people I know of who celebrate Winter are the pagans: Witches/Wiccans, Druids, etc. Today they are celebrating the winter solstice. If this is true, wouldn't the "secularization" actually be as much a violation of the Constitution as they claim Christians publicly celebrating Jesus' birth is?

Jinxmchue, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [12/23/2007 4:41:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Khaine

Quote# 6715

Unbelief is a moral issue because all humans know that the true God exists and deserves their worship so to deny it is being dishonest. Though of course years of denying Him can push this knowledge into the subconscious so that they can actually convince themselves that they do not believe he exists. Also the Nazis belief that allowing jews to live is immoral is just a subjective belief based on their own hatreds while the ancient hebrew belief that unbelief is immoral is based on the objective basis of God's moral character.

Ed, Internet Infidels 1 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 58795

In the years 2000 through 2004, before becoming a United States Senator and being in the public spotlight, Obama gave 1% of his earnings to charity even though he made $250,000 per year. Since becoming a national figure, that amount has jumped to 6%. Obama's small donations are consistent with atheism and were perhaps influenced by his nonbelieving mother. According to a study by the Barna Group, atheists give less per capita in donations than religious Americans.

Conservapedia article on Barack Obama, Conservapedia 54 Comments [2/15/2009 9:29:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Mandy

Quote# 888

Ur just postin non sence all over the board today rnt you? The only think out there is God. Do you want the big band theory?? God said and BANG! it happened

PodWarrior16, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 38114

A man is a wonderful thing. All that power, all that energy, all that intelligence. A man’s sexual instincts allows him to reproduce for the survival of his bloodline. Paired with an equally wonderful woman, wonderful offspring are produced.

But paired to a contraceptive woman and agreeing to her demands of contraception, he his demoted to a lowly snake slithering on the ground begging for sex. Phoooey. A man begging for sex is pathetic. Agreeing to contraceptive sex is pathetic. The contraceptive woman today is the most common type of woman. This is why society is dysfunctional. And this is no accident. Contraception is ingrained in today’s children, in the feminist manifestos, in marriage seminars. Some men get into marriage thinking it is open access to beautiful sex, instead submit to chains of contraception that enable a facade called monogamy.

There are many good men out there. Family oriented, family serving men. Most confronted with demands of contraception from women who demand monogamy. A few months later the contraceptive sexual activity gets old, stale and downright not worth it. It is not so different from aversion to sexual activity induced by infertility problems.
A man agreeing to contraception is not a man. He is a slave to his woman. He is a slave to his sexual desires. The 21st century are feminist times. Men have been castrated by contraception. Contraception is the core of the feminist religion.

Men can break the feminist stranglehold by swearing off all forms of contraception with his women. If she wants contraception, then let her be. Never beg. Never be enslaved. There are better women.

Admin (aka goodsamaritan55), Pronatal.org 72 Comments [4/23/2008 5:09:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Cain