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Quote# 38610

[You just don’t get it. I am a christian mother of a gay son and you just don’t get it. Your hate does so much damage….. I can feel Jesus weeping over the damage you do.]

Melina,

My condolences on your son’s “condition.” Yes, Jesus does weep over the hate we good Christians have to endure on this site and in this society. Join us and make this world just a little bit better.

HisWisdomReigns Says, Republican Faith Chat 59 Comments [5/1/2008 11:35:53 PM]
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Quote# 46072

[Q]
Christians, what exactly was the point in the Tower of Babel story...?

... if taken literally, there was no way humans would build a tower to reach heaven. unless heaven was within viewing distance, which for the sake of argument i'll assume it isn't.

allegorically, there's still not a point to the story.


{A]
Babylon was a tower in Iraq. There was a one world government at that time. Thus Babylon=Iraq=NWO

Sunkiss, Yahoo Answers 43 Comments [8/28/2008 9:25:34 PM]
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Submitted By: Just Kiddin'
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Quote# 587

[Eagerly expecting to see the heathens suffering from his cozy gig in heaven]

i thought there was gonna be some kinda big tv screen placed in public area. how are we gonna able to witness the tribulation? or are we not allow to view the deaths of ppl?

Cloud, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4842

These things [atrocious acts by the US military in Iraq] happen...and compared to things that happened during WW2, this is nothing.

Warchant_Warrior, POD Warrior Forum 3 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23360


Why can’t you deluded people understand this? The modern dating methods are a huge load. If you fossilize something then date it, you’ll get a date going back millions of years. Tree ring dating is useless too. The tree couldn’t possibly know how long a year is.

There’s also the problem with moon dust. There’s not enough dust on the moon for the universe to be billions of years old.

The burden of proof is on the claimant. Right now, since all evidence points to a young Earth and absolutely no evidence points to Evilutionism, you’d better ante up or shut up, satanist fools.

You need to believe in Christ the LORD. If you don’t, when the Rapture comes, you’ll all be sorry.

Baptist Ben, BaptistBen 55 Comments [4/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 61999

[re: the LHC]

They are supposedly looking for the "Higgs Boson" aka. the God particle, but I still say they are attempting to open a portal into the spirit realm with that thing.

HeLivesInUs, Rapture Ready 113 Comments [5/4/2009 7:45:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Pookie
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Quote# 14213

[In response to news of a bus driver making the 9 black kids sit in 2 seats in the back]

This is such a load of garbage. Anything that ever happens to a BLACK person is suddenly a racist issue. Had that happened to a WHITE person it would be ok

cj1977, Shreveport Times Forum 10 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 45403

"In the beginning, God created..."
To me, that's all I need to know!

Malinda Forry, Interview in a documentary about Intelligent Design 48 Comments [8/20/2008 6:20:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 48185

We have a conscience (con means with, science means knowledge), which is an intrinsic knowledge of right and wrong, justice and injustice. The Bible says the conscience is Gods law written on our hearts (Rom.1-2). It is the source of that guilt you feel in your bosom. Mans conscience distinguishes him from the animal kingdom, and the law on that conscience will be the standard by which all are judged on Judgment Day!

Westend10000, YouTube 29 Comments [9/28/2008 12:55:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Andreus
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Quote# 28947

Today on Earth lions and humans live at the same time. But we have learned that lions are dangerous. So we live in different places - but (still) AT THE SAME TIME. Perhaps some of the dragons/dinosaurs were dangerous. It would have made sense then for pre-Flood man to have lived in different places than dragons - but still at the same time.

Editor, CSE blogs 40 Comments [9/13/2007 11:30:27 AM]
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Quote# 61138

[In response to Iowa court striking down gay marriage ban]

This country is going down. Faster than the Titanic. This is it folks... hold on to your hats... I REFUSE to send my kid to public school. I refuse to pay taxes when a usurper is president. I refuse to be a part of an agenda that is destroying this country, and the upcoming generations. I refuse to allow the indoctrination of my kids to think that everything morally wrong is okay, and that everything good is bad. Good as in moral values, strength of conviction, recognition of what is right and wrong, strength of character, responsibility for one's actions, honest work... all of those things that this media and this government have begun to hate, ridicule and despise.


rochelle, Yahoo Buzz  62 Comments [4/5/2009 9:05:41 PM]
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Submitted By: GR0ND
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Quote# 6314

Laugh it up........ You guys are so lost.......its not even funny.

Skillz151, Christian Forums 8 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 37489

AN ASSISTANT at the Wadleigh Memorial Library in Milford has come under fire for her cute idea to use Valentine's Day to draw disaffected teenagers to the library for some fun and learning. The idea? Valentine's voodoo dolls.

...

Some were not amused.

"Coming from a Christian perspective, it scares the life out of me that anyone would want to tamper with voodoo in the name of fun," Lorna Willette said.

Complaints led the library to cancel the program...

Lorna Willette, Manchester (NH) Union Leader 50 Comments [4/10/2008 3:18:58 AM]
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Quote# 50734

(snippets from news article)

epublican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin describes herself as a "hard-core pro-lifer" and expresses confidence that in spite of disheartening polls, "putting this in God's hands, that the right thing for America will be done at the end of the day on Nov. 4."

In an interview with evangelical leader James Dobson that aired Wednesday, Palin said she thought Republican presidential candidate John McCain would implement the GOP platform if elected — "I do, from the bottom of my heart" — but McCain doesn't support the platform on three issues important to evangelicals: abortion, gay marriage and embryonic stem cell research...

..."To me, it motivates us, makes us work that much harder," Palin said. "And it also strengthens my faith, because I'm going to know, at the end of the day, putting this in God's hands, that the right thing for America will be done at the end of the day on Nov. 4. So I'm not discouraged at all."

She also used terms like "prayer warrior" and "intercession" — words that might be unknown to the average listener but are common vocabulary in Pentecostal Christianity. Palin spent 20 years in a Pentecostal Assemblies of God Church, but she usually refers to her faith generically as Christian, not even evangelical.

"It is that intercession that is so needed and so greatly appreciated," Palin told Dobson. "And I can feel it too, Dr. Dobson. I can feel the power of prayer, and that strength that is provided through our prayer warriors across this nation."

She continued: "When we hear along the rope lines that people are interceding for us and praying for us, it's our reminder to do the same, to put this all in God's hands, to seek his perfect will for this nation, and to of course seek his wisdom and guidance in putting this nation back on the right track."

Sarah Palin, Comcast.net 42 Comments [10/30/2008 3:47:17 AM]
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Quote# 2022

There must be something wrong with homosexuals, most likely a genetic flaw. I see it as a disease, and until we learn more about what causes it, how to cure it, and whether or not it's "contagious" we should hold off on allowing those people to parent a child.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 10 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7213

evolution is just a theory that some people made up over time. i could make up a far fetched theory right now in my head and it WILL have just as much of a chanve being right as any other theory... for the reason above i dont think god used evolution because there are a billion theories out there and it is VERY unlikely that evolution was the one god used just because man thought it up.

Nedarbi, Panheads.org Boards 2 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 41157

[Perhaps it is most unfortunate that the Catholic Church canonized the NT as it currently is. I think it a major blunder to put in stuff about miracles.]

Whatever. You're an atheist, so don't worry about the canon.

[I can worry about whatever I want to worry about.]

You're an atheist, right? If so, then what do you care what the bible says or what was canonized or what wasn't? Don't you get it? As an atheist, you are completely removed from the Kingdom of God. As an atheist, your opinion of the Bible is completely out of place.

Edward, Christian Cross Talk Blog Comments 26 Comments [6/19/2008 2:56:50 AM]
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Submitted By: JarJar_Head
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Quote# 4608

You mean just like the way the religion of Materialism and Scientism require you to believe in the existence of 'Matter' (i.e. 'God') without any evidence?

The Serpent, Christian Forums 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4252

I must warn my Brothers and Sisters of 2 products their children could get. 1. A comic book put out by MARVEL called 'THE SON OF SATAN'. iT DEALS WITH THE SUPPOSE SON OF SATAN fighting against his father... which is ridiculious because we know THE REAL SON OF SATAN will be working with SATAN and trying to imposed his will on the EARTH. the 2nd thing is a video tape anime series called [']DEVILMAN' A piece of carp straight from the pits of HELL itself... It deals with a suppose superhero who fights under the name 'DEVILMAN' against the demon forces of SATAN. I t is an abomnation . IFr anyone has a child and they have any of these in their possesion take them when the the kids are at school and destroy them.

eaglex, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 69651

The vast majority of scientific studies have shown that abortion causes an increase in breast cancer, including 16 out of 17 statistically significant studies. Studies showing that abortion increases breast cancer predate the political controversy. It is undisputed that childbirth protects against breast cancer, and thus early termination of pregnancy must increase the risk of cancer for the mother compared to carrying that same pregnancy to birth. Yet the abortion industry conceals this increased risk, just as the tobacco industry concealed its cancer risk for decades.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 58 Comments [1/20/2010 11:13:29 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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