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Quote# 880

If you could see into their [infant] hearts they would be just as corrupt as adult hearts.

Zebedee, BaptistBoard 11 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 49116

The crucial problem with evolution is that it isn't science. According to the scientific method, science is repeatable and observable. The Big Bang isn't repeatable or observeable. Evolution fits more correctly in the religion category, in that it answers the three eternal questions, "Where did we come from?, Why are we here?, and Where are we going?"

naterz_g, popsci 29 Comments [10/12/2008 3:36:39 AM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 20163

[How to tell if you are saved by Bro Randy. #6 is disturbing...]

1. When you prayed the prayer, were you sincere or did you just want to make someone else happy? If you were sincere, give yourself a point.
2. Did you really want to give yourself to God, or did you really want to not go to hell? If you really wanted to give yourself to God, add a point.
3. Would you do anything the Lord led you to do? If yes, add another point.
4. When you sin, does the Holy Spirit convict you? If yes, add another point.
5. Has the Lord shown you things in your life that are wrong? If yes, add another point.
6. In general, do worldly people love you or not? If worldly people do not like you, add a point.

Bro Randy, Teens-4-Christ.org 62 Comments [2/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ead
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Quote# 1665

IOW, for someone to alter your car [Rip off a Darwin fish and leave a "Jesus Saves!!!" flier] with the exact opposite of what you believe is the truth rightfully makes you boil with anger.

Now you know how God feels as Darwinists did the exact same to Him: assert science falsifies sudden creation/Him.

Ed Vidence, Christian Forums 4 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 57319

Whatever happens next it's time for the believers on this board to defend God's Word at all costs with both guns blazing.

Buzzardhut, RaptureReady 76 Comments [1/27/2009 5:53:09 PM]
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Quote# 22045

Unfortunately circumcision can't prevent boys from M[asturbating]. My husband is circumcised, as tightly as it can be done, and he abused himself three times before we married. It probably reduces the chances of it happening or makes it less rewarding for them but I don't think it stops it.

Marie D, Chrisrian Forums 101 Comments [3/14/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 1063

God knows what He's doing, and I haven't really much of a clue. Even from the Holocaust, some good came, because without the persecution, many, many Jews would have simply remained in Europe instead of making the exodos to what was then called Palestine. Just as the Israelites left the cruelties of Egypt in the first Exodos to Canaan, without which the original nation of Israel would not have been established, so the modern nation of Israel would not have been founded had it not been for the second great exodos.

Asahel, POD Warrior Forum 3 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5486

Evolution is an elaborate fairy tale propigated by atheists. They are hell bent on explaining away their Creator as if they could only disbelieve hard enough maybe they could make reality go away.

bevets, Christian Forums 6 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 35871

SO im guessing you believe in the big band theory? I hope you know that science has proved that the big bang theory had about a 1 in .0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 X a google Chance in working out the exact way it did to make the universe. God made everything. Im sorry for anyone who actualy believes in the BBT i really am.

FXkraze, GameFAQs 86 Comments [3/6/2008 5:48:53 PM]
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Submitted By: KitsuneCity
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Quote# 44349

Evolutionary science and cults: see the strange connection?

Derek, Yahoo Answers 55 Comments [8/7/2008 12:07:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 70693

Already Christians in many countries are being arrested for preaching what the Bible teaches concerning homosexual acts. In some cases, special tribunals have been set up to punish such individuals. In America, the machinery of tyranny is likewise being put into place.

The purpose of Homo-Fascist Watch is to act as a firebell in the night, alerting and reminding all lovers of true liberty bounded by God's immutable laws of the relentless advance of a form of fascism which tolerates every sort of sexual deviation but no deviation from the party line of a totalitarian, sexually perverse elite. It is not the intention of Pilgrims Covenant Church to provoke mindless hatred or violence against the sodomites. Hatred is a fearful master which destroys its subjects; and those who live by the sword will die by the sword. We urge you to pray for the sodomites with a compassionate heart that those who are not yet reprobate will become adopted into the family of God as forgiven, blood-washed followers of Jesus Christ. Pray for the sodomites, but do not underestimate the ferociousness of their commitment to crush all resistance to their cherished goals and do not neglect your duty to resist such an evil force.

Pastor Ralph Ovadal, Homo-Fascist Watch, Pilgrims Covenant Church 41 Comments [2/21/2010 7:32:40 AM]
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Quote# 63915

[Yes, this is the same Richard Williamson who recently denied the Holocaust on Swedish TV]

Canadians strike me as a gentle people; but "strike" is the word! Ten yeas ago I was innocently asked in Canada whether women should wear trousers. Some ten weeks ago, also in Canada, I was asked whether a girl should go to a conservative Novus Ordo university. The answer now to the second question may be as stormy as the answer to the first:- because of all kinds of natural reasons, almost no girl should go to any university!

The deep-down reason is the same as for the wrongness of women's trousers: the unwomaning of woman. The deep-down cause in both cases is that Revolutionary man has betrayed modem woman; since she is not respected and loved for being a woman, she tries to make herself a man. Since modem man does not want her to do what God meant her to do, namely to have children, she takes her revenge by invading all kinds of things that man is meant to do. What else was to be expected? Modem man has only himself to blame.

In fact, only in modern times have women dreamt of going to university, but the idea has now become so normal that even Catholics, whose Faith guards Nature, may have difficulty in seeing the problem. However, here is a pointer in the direction of normalcy: any Catholic with the least respect for Tradition recognizes that women should not be priests - can he deny that if few women went to university, almost none would wish to be priests? Alas, women going to university is part of the whole massive onslaught on God's Nature which characterizes our times. That girls should not be in universities flows from the nature of universities and from the nature of girls: true universities are for ideas, ideas are not for true girls, so true universities are not for true girls.


Richard Williamson, Society of St. Pius X (archived) 56 Comments [7/9/2009 8:27:21 AM]
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Quote# 50393

I believe that Lucifer will try to take over the world through the liberals, but subverting everyone to the social conditioning of socialism. Eradicating religion, God, morals, and ethics, and calling humans animals are part of the agenda.

Am, CARM 31 Comments [10/23/2008 11:23:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Yehuda
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Quote# 29420


Responding to the plight of Buddhists monks in Myanmar...

[Well, they're Buddhists, so who gives a crap? This is
probably God's way of telling them that they're not
worshipping him correctly, just like when the American Indians got killed off - right, Hiram?]

Yoda, I know you are being sarcastic, but I think you have stumbled on to a very valid point. Some times God has to allow these knuckleheads to learn the hard way! Jesus is the only way to God!


Hiram, Talk Beliefs 40 Comments [9/29/2007 11:27:39 AM]
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Quote# 24625

I had an embedded demonic spirit once -

it was running from me in such stark terror it ran right into that tree and got it's little pointy head stuck.

Balance, ChristianForums 42 Comments [5/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG
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Quote# 65839

Just another reason I refuse to watch ABC or any of their affiliated channels. Promotion of such immorality is detrimental to our society. A man (or woman) that leaves their wife (or husband) like this is not to be commended, nor is it humorous, nor worthy of airtime. You hypocrites scream about Mark Sanford (and others), but gladly sit down to watch such a tasteless program. And yes, I lump the homosexual "family" nonsense in the same category.

Anonymous Commenter, OneNewsNow 25 Comments [9/25/2009 9:40:13 AM]
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Quote# 9510

why would you discount an 'atheist conspiracy'? Man talks and conspires. It's the nature of man through history. Read any? GOOD..Then you freakin know I'm telling you the truth on that one at least right? :-)

Robert, Myspace 8 Comments [2/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 38085

[Difference between Christians and atheists?]

The difference being; in contrast with agnosticism and atheism - is that a Christian would care about the 'relationship' with God- their destiny, the state of the soul, the body, personal hygiene and other things.

Knowledge3, Christian Forums 53 Comments [4/23/2008 8:27:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 57914

How do we know that what's in the bible is fact? God tells us it's fact. The logic is infallible.

rlaur2, GameFAQs 73 Comments [2/4/2009 2:01:28 AM]
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Submitted By: fcgroningen
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Quote# 32154

During the Great Flood, many creatures appear to have been buried and then reburied weeks or months later. This is one evidence supporting the “continent-crossing tidal waves” contentions regarding the Flood.

Perhaps not all land, all the time, was under water. Perhaps it was a series of tidal waves; worsening and lessening. Noah waited for months after landing in the mountains of Ararat before opening the door and exiting. He successively released birds. Isn’t that interesting? Perhaps (by theory) it was because he did not know if another severe tidal wave would lift and carry them again to land (again) later.

P.A., CSE blogs 17 Comments [12/9/2007 5:06:58 PM]
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