shea #fundie breitbart.com

This is easily solved - when a Girl scout approaches you to sell cookies, give her your public emal address, like Yahoo, and tell her if she will bake you some cookies at home an then email you, that you will be glad to buy them from her provided she keeps the money - the child will inevitably ask why you don't want the GS cookies, and you say, "well honey, you know how you were a baby inside your mommies tummy? Well the adults who run the GS's think that mommies should be able to kill those babies while they are inside their mommies tummies", and watch the look of horror spread across their faces.

Game, set, match.

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