Jeff: As such, we should change our name to the Unwas-
*Picks up a stack of papers*
Well, let's pick it apart.
This is easily solved - when a Girl scout approaches you to sell cookies, give her your public emal address, like Yahoo, and tell her if she will bake you some cookies at home an then email you, that you will be glad to buy them from her provided she keeps the money - the child will inevitably ask why you don't want the GS cookies, and you say, "well honey, you know how you were a baby inside your mommies tummy?
Oh, joy. I love where this is going. Lying to children are we? And email address? Um... yeah.
Well the adults who run the GS's think that mommies should be able to kill those babies while they are inside their mommies tummies", and watch the look of horror spread across their faces.
Oh, I see. Not only exaggerating, but using the fear of a ten-year-old girl for your own purpose? That's... that's despicable. Children should not be pawns in political debates. *Puts head in his hands* That's all I'm going to say. *Sets the papers down* Because you think it's great to use the emotions of a child who probably barely understands what abortion even is for your own purposes, I'm going to make sure that creeps like you stay away from young children. And buy some cookies to bribe my boss with while I'm at it.
*Turns off the lights and walks away*