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The "It's Everyone's Fault But Mine" Award

For excellence in blowing time bitching on the internet rather than doing... anything...

Quote# 97710

[...they don't beg their mothers for sex, beat up their parents, scream at people naked in front of a court house, or start smear campaigns against people for imaginary slights.]

So they are better because they were born with a hole between their legs? Men who don't do that are better than me because they are more immoral, stupid and irresponsible than I am in a world where that is evolutionary advantage? I mean, you should understand that all of this was a consequence of my incel. There would be no need to beg my mother for sex if I have gotten sex some other way. There was no reason to beat up my parents if I could have found a gf some other way than with their help. There was no reason for me to go naked with a drum in front of a court house if I could have found a gf on my own. I wouldn't start smear campaigns if I weren't rejected 20 times just this year or if I had any prospects of finding a partner. I know that most incels don't react like that, but some incels kill themselves or others too so some react even worse.

coconut, Why, God, Why? 47 Comments [11/18/2013 4:16:24 AM]
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Distind

So, I've been sitting on a lot of these quotes for the last few days. I'm going back through, we're gonna have a deluge of them, he's just plain earned it.

11/18/2013 4:16:18 AM

aebars

Coconut in a nutshell:

"WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH! I WANTS SECKS! IM ENTITLED TO SECKS! HAVE SECKS WITH ME MOMMY! HAVE SECKS WITH ME YOUR HONOR! GET A WOMAN TO HAVE SECKS WITH ME GUBBERMINT! NO? FUCK YOU! FUCK WIMMIN! THEY IS ALL EVIL BITCHES WHO DONT FULFILL THEIR OBLIGATION TO HAVE SECKS WITH ME! FUCK FEMINISTS, LIBRULS, ATHEISTS! ITS ALL THEIR FAULT! THE WORLD IS ALL WRONG! OTHERWISE ID HAVE THE SECKS THAT IM ENTITLED TO! MONOGAMYHYPERGAMYBADBOYSALPHASARRGGGLLLBARGLE! IM PERFECT AND NOT CREEPY AT ALL AND EVERYTHING I DO IS JUSTIFIED SO WOMEN OUGHT TO HAVE SECKS WITH ME BUT THEY DONT BECAUSE THEYRE EVIL AND THERES NO MONOGAMY ANYMORE AND I CANT BE BOTHERED TO ATTEND THERAPY BUT NEVERMIND BECAUSE IT WOULDNT HELP ANYWAY JUST MAKE A WOMAN HAVE SECKS WITH ME ALREADY GUBBERMINT! ARRGGGLEBARGLE! I HOPE CIVILIZATION COLLAPSES AND EVERYONE DIES BWAHAHAHAH!"

11/18/2013 5:15:11 AM

Tempus

This man's entire existence is a horrifying trainwreck. You don't want to see it, but at the same time, you can't look away.


11/18/2013 5:16:27 AM

Hasan Prishtina

It's an indictment of our society/healthcare system/legal system that this guy is not getting the care he, his family and society needs.

11/18/2013 5:30:58 AM

Tempus

@Hasan Prishtina: I'm not sure if this matters, but Coconut/GGG/ThatIncelBlogger/Marjan Siklic is from Zagreb, Croatia.

Other than that, yeah. He needs MAJOR help. And, frankly, bitching impotently on the internet is the absolute best thing he could be doing right now. The last thing the world needs is for this guy to get motivated to do anything ELSE other than rant, bitch and scream online. He's a walking time bomb, and all his heroes are apparently angry, mentally deranged men who walked into public places with a shitload of guns and a bag of ammo and started offing people at random.

11/18/2013 5:39:26 AM

Mister Spak

WTF in an incel?

11/18/2013 6:53:27 AM

Sangfroid

@Mister Spak

I had to look it up and, believe it or else, it's a contraction for "Involuntary chastity." It refers to the stunned idea that sex is a male's human right and for women to refuse a man, no matter how gross that man might be, is very wrong and may be immoral.

11/18/2013 6:58:21 AM

pyro

@Sangfroid

Celibacy, not chastity. Incel = INvoluntary CELibacy.

11/18/2013 7:23:19 AM

Doubting Thomas

Wait, so not only has he blamed all women for his inability to get laid, begged his mother for sex, begged for sex from a judge and a therapist, believes that the government should assign men a girlfriend, and decided to defame women who turn him down on the internet, but he's also stood naked in front of a courthouse banging a drum and screaming at people?

And he still can't figure out why he can't get laid?

I think he needs to work on his serious psychological problems before worrying about getting a girlfriend.

11/18/2013 7:28:48 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

Wow. If this guy isn't the best actor ever, he needs immediate professional help.

Rob

11/18/2013 7:39:22 AM

Adrian

/nuclear facepalm

11/18/2013 7:56:17 AM

pyro

We really, really, really need SSTDT, or we can just merge the three pages...

11/18/2013 8:00:38 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

If this guy's still a virgin I say we sacrifice him to the volcano gods.

11/18/2013 8:46:11 AM

Liberal Christian

People like this don't need to be walking the streets.

11/18/2013 8:48:45 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Sangfroid

"@Mister Spak

I had to look it up and, believe it or else, it's a contraction for "Involuntary chastity."

Further proof that - certainly in this case - Mary Jane Lick Sick is a liar of the worst kind: he's admitted he's actually had sex with women he was (albeit not for long) in relationships with.

He knows it's possible, yet, he continues with this worse-than pathetic form of hyper-Emo Attention Whoring, certainly via his net activities (blogs etc).

'Involuntary', my left bollock. It's not even an excuse. He's a pathetic little crybaby subhuman with unjustifiable Entitlement issues, who should fucking well Grow Up.

In Mary Jane's case, 'Incel' means exactly that: he should be in a cel(l), certainly for the safety of normal, decent, civilised society, and especially for the sake of all women.

11/18/2013 9:41:31 AM

JeanP

There would be no need to beg my mother for sex if I have gotten sex some other way.

Pervert.

11/18/2013 9:58:44 AM

UHM

Or you're using your unluckiness/repulsiveness to justify your behaviour.

11/18/2013 10:04:40 AM

freako104

Wow.Just wow. And yes men who do not do those things are, in fact, better than you as a person. You need to realise the problem is not everyone else. It is in you and you need to fix that

11/18/2013 10:09:14 AM

Swede

Men who don't do that are better than you because they are more sane, intelligent and responsible than you are, in a world where those things are evolutionary advantages.

There are professionals you can go to, if all you want is sex. A lot of people manage to live their whole lives without girlfriends or boyfriends, and cope pretty well anyway.

Walking naked with a drum in front of a court house is a good way to be arrested, but a very, VERY bad way of trying to get a girlfriend.

11/18/2013 10:12:29 AM

rubber chicken

Just keep going the way you are. You'll end up in prison and get far more sex than you ever wanted.

11/18/2013 10:18:02 AM



Pro Tip: It's easier to get a girlfriend is you treat women with respect, not like they're walking sex dolls.

11/18/2013 10:25:14 AM

SpukiKitty

His Mom & Pop should just put this guy in an institution!

11/18/2013 10:48:38 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Definitely showing too much interest in others' collective holes; what he should be doing is looking into that massive hole in his head. Even the creepiest,weirdest,perviest guys I've encountered at the beach don't compare to this specimen.

11/18/2013 12:52:48 PM

NonProphet

Keep in mind that this was posted while he was still seeing a psychiatrist.

This guy is dangerously insane.

11/18/2013 12:56:45 PM

JGC

Dude, there's no reason to do any of that even if you can't get a girlfriend--certainly it hasn't helped you toward that goal, has it?

11/18/2013 1:20:27 PM
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