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[He's keeps saying he's not a misogynist, yet any woman who doesn't flop on her back and spread her legs for him is a murderous whore! Just like the judge, therapist, and mother who wouldn't put out for him and his made up condition because it's all about Misogynist Asshole Rapist and what he wants.]

In fact, I am glad my mother refused that offer. As for a judge and a therapist they were acquainted with my situation (NOT CONDITION) but were too dumb to understand what's going on so they let me go on suffering as a virgin.


Coconut, Why, God, Why? 43 Comments [11/4/2013 3:42:16 AM]
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Grimsoncrow

Oh God.Just die.

11/4/2013 3:50:04 AM

anothga

Just because you can't get laid doesn't mean every girl who says "no" is a whore. Get over it.

11/4/2013 3:57:02 AM

Broton of Loch Ness

Sorry to nitpick over logic, but how can they be whores if they refuse to open their legs?

11/4/2013 4:34:24 AM

Mikgof

That is one sad sod. He actually asked his mother for a fuck. Un-fucking-believable. And to cap it all, he actually admits to it on the internet. He seriously needs medication.

11/4/2013 4:45:00 AM

aebars

WTF... this guy asked his mother to have sex with him... and his therapist... and a FUCKING JUDGE... I don't know whether I should cry, or vomit, or scream, or explode.

For the most part, the quotes we get here are just dumb, routine wingnuttery. But be forewarned, newcomers, ever now and again, we get quotes liable to make part of your soul die.

Any chance of bumping this into the Top 100?

11/4/2013 4:52:54 AM

Mike Litoris

I'm thinking a whore might be the only woman that would allow you access to her hoo-ha.

And I get the feeling you would kill her after you dumped your seed.

11/4/2013 5:00:06 AM

Tempus

You need to be in a cell.

No, really.

You need to be locked up somewhere where you can't damage anyone else.

11/4/2013 5:08:50 AM

anevilmeme

This guy needs serious, serious professional help.

11/4/2013 5:09:34 AM

Grimsoncrow

The horrible thing is, apparently this guy HAS managed to get laid( as to how, some things are just too terrible to contemplate) but it obviously hasn't gotten him to lighten up even a little bit. Just goes to show, sex is and was never his #1 problem, even if he thought otherwise...

11/4/2013 5:26:56 AM

Jessie's Guitarist

Dear God, can we get this man locked up? On the plus side, ay least he doesn't want to fuck his mom/

11/4/2013 5:28:20 AM

Doubting Thomas

So what is the judge supposed to do? Issue a court order forcing a woman to have sex with you?

It's reading things like this which lead me to believe that prostitution should be legal everywhere. But then this idiot would probably be whining because he didn't have $20 to buy sex with.

11/4/2013 6:23:44 AM

Dr. Shrinker

You go around begging for pity sex and you think the women who refuse you are dumb?

I know that being a love-shy groupie this may be hard for you to understand but maybe, just possibly maybe, your "situation" is NOT everyone elses' problem!

11/4/2013 6:29:39 AM

Beezlebub

Dude, hire a prostitute. Problem solved.

11/4/2013 6:58:51 AM

Swede

The people starving to death in Sub-Saharan Africa are suffering worse than you, you miserable whining baby!

You seem to be the only whore around here, asshole!

11/4/2013 7:23:05 AM

Anon-e-moose

('Loco in the Coco'):

"In fact, I am glad my mother refused that offer. As for a judge and a therapist they were acquainted with my situation (NOT CONDITION) but were too dumb to understand what's going on so they let me go on suffering as a virgin."

'sup Alexius/GG Anus.

'a therapist', eh Alexius? You could always find one via:



...then you'd need therapy afterwards! >:D

Find a gift for that special someone at:



Better make it extremely expensive - along with her fee - as it'll be the only way one will so much as give you the time of day. >:D

Meanwhile, enjoy your stay in:



Stay a while. Stay FOREVER! (Alone) >:D Or if you're THAT desperate to get some, there's always the alternative; yes, the very best work done at...:



[/"QI"] X3 You be the judge. [/hyper-sarcasm]

@Tempus

"You need to be in a cell."

Ergo incel(l). Which is where all inferior subhumans such as Loco in the Coco/GG Anus/Alexius, as well as fschit et al should be for the safety of all normal decent people - especially women - and put out of our misery. They go beyond the line of merely 'venting' like the whiny little subhuman Internet Keyboard Warriors they actually are, they will be.

Moral: Self Control. We normal, decent, sane, superior men has it, inferior incellers (which is where you live). Do you?

11/4/2013 8:11:43 AM

SpukiKitty

Incest...*blaugh*

11/4/2013 8:51:53 AM

Cloning Blues

I'm not sure if this guy is immoral or insane. I mean seriously, some of these comments are making me inclined to think he's not so much a fundie as he is a man in need of serious mental help. I mean, Jesus man.

11/4/2013 10:06:11 AM

emau99

You'll find that you'll be getting no sympathy from me. Go cry somewhere else.

Oh, and one last piece of friendly advice: get professional help.

11/4/2013 10:10:52 AM

freako104

First your own mom? My god you ARE desperate! Also it is everyone else's fault not yours am I right?

11/4/2013 10:11:13 AM

OhJohnNo


11/4/2013 10:29:13 AM

Lacan

Sometimes I wish my brain had an "un-read" function. I mean, his own MOM? Eww, DUDE!

- Honey it's your birthday, so I'll treat you to a nice dinner tonight. What would you like to eat?

- Hyukyuk, I'm thinkin' "YOU", mom... baby.

- [awkward silence]

Y'know, being a diehard optimist, I would like to think that maybe the guy doesn't have the use of either of his arms. I mean you can certainly type with your tongue, or even your toes but y'know, they only go (ahem) so far...

11/4/2013 11:09:27 AM

Frey

You've definitely got some sort of condition, Cuckoonut. I'm pretty sure it's self-inflicted, though.

11/4/2013 12:13:04 PM

Old Viking

Now this isn't a professional opinion, mind you, but I think your attitude may be affecting your relationships with women.

11/4/2013 12:49:06 PM



No no no guys, therapy is jus part of he atheist cult! The atheist cult of evil, aka anyone who dosent agree with him, worships therapy! Not the reeeaaallll help this narcissist delusional fuck needs.

11/4/2013 1:22:38 PM

Ignatio Popwald

Christian Weston Chandler?

11/4/2013 3:02:47 PM
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