Brother DON'T even kiss a your gf before marriage! WHY? Because I had with my gf (now ex) some boundaries. We crossed them.. a lot. We both broke up and now we both feel dirtier.
What you need to do- stop doing any physical contacts and (if you truly know that she is THE ONE) then marry as soon as you can. Why wait for a wedding? :D I'm totally serious.
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Wow, you are nevrotic...
What the hell is that all about? Feeling dirty, because you touched somebody you are feeling attracted to? You really need to do something about that nevrosis of yours.
Unless it's a Poe, but I do not see its point, then.
Maybe your girlfriend broke up with you because you're a "minuteman" in bed or are otherwise totally inexperienced, or maybe because you have sexual hangups.
Rushing into a marriage just so you can have sex is extremely bad advice.
We both broke up and now we both feel dirtier.
Most people don't feel dirtier after having sex. The problem is in your brain, not your pecker.
Okay....
(*Unzips *)
If you like sloppy seconds, then who am I to stop you; or indeed, who are you to stop me ?! Your new 'gf' experiences screaming orgasms, I get some, and you get exactly what you want: Not Cooties, if that's your attitude to even tonsil hockey?! [/hyper-sarcasm]
This just in: making a personal choice of celibacy (not forcing it on anyone, not saying that anyone who doesn't make the same choice will burn in Hell, just saying "I'd recommend celibacy, I personally think it's a good idea") is religious fundamentalism.
Christ almighty you guys, thanks a lot for making me defend a fucking Redditor.
Brother, don't even TOUCH a carrot before marriage! I...I thought we had an understanding. Boundaries, you know? But...they didn't matter to that carrot. And now...I can't even look it in the mirror. I feel so unclean.
What you need to do- stop doing any vegetables. Avoid them. Unless you know that vegetable is truly for you, then see your doctor as soon as you can. Don't even wait for an appointment. I'm totally serious.
> What you need to do- stop doing any physical contacts and (if you truly know that she is THE ONE) then marry as soon as you can.
And that, my dear Christian friends, explains why fundamentalist Christians have such high divorce rates.
Most people think it's a good idea to get to know the person you intend to spend your life with, thoroughly. It's easier to break up, if you find things with each other that you can't stand, than to divorce if you don't find those sides until after marriage.
#1599753:
It's not the celibacy; it's the neurosis, the fear of sexuality, the attempt to make others follow his personal rules for relationships, and the terrible idea of rushing into marriage just to have sex.
This is actually kind of depressing. This is actually a really common belief in Evangelical communities. It's so prevalent, similar to the "piece of gum" analogy. These people have likely been conditioned to believe that their sexuality is a horrible monster they need to hide away until marriage, upon which everything turns into a magical land of farts and rainbows. Fundie, but not uncommon.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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