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It would appear that the militant queers have competition for the most outrageous, repulsive "parade" in the Big Rotten Apple.

How about a Christian Day parade? Or a Conservative Day parade? How about nuking that urban cesspool?

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 50 Comments [10/10/2013 3:38:59 AM]
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ScrappyB

How about nuking that urban cesspool?

There you have it, folks.

DoctorDoombot wouldn't be satisfied flying planes into a couple of buildings and killing a few thousand people. He wants to murder the whole city of 8.3 million.

Congratulations, dickhead. You're worse than the terrorists you claim to despise.

10/10/2013 4:06:43 AM

Filin De Blanc

What exactly would a Conservative Day parade consist of? People whining about taxes? A "pin the tail on Obama's real father" event? Doesn't exactly sound like that best day out ever.

10/10/2013 4:19:08 AM



They're coming to take you away, hee hee ho ho ha ha ...

10/10/2013 4:21:18 AM

Passerby

How about a Christian day parade?

Isn't that every Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and every other holiday being hijacked by Jesus in sequence?

How about a Conservative day parade?

Isn't that every freaking day? Even with those evil Dems in office?

How about nuking...

How about no, you crazy hick bastard?

10/10/2013 4:25:00 AM

Grimsoncrow

Well, we had a "Straight Pride" -Parade in Helsinki and about 20 people attended(Plus 40 riot police)...So,very little point.

10/10/2013 4:25:37 AM

Dyz

Feel the christian love.

10/10/2013 4:29:23 AM

Kuno

If you want such a parade, why don't you just organize one? You know, like the people who are responsible for the gay pride parades and others.

Oh, I forgot, that would mean that you actually would have to do something, other than just ranting on the internet.

Or do you think that you are just entitled to a parade and think everyone else has to present it to you on a silver plate? Sorry buster, it doesn't work like that.

10/10/2013 4:43:19 AM

Doubting Thomas

How about a Christian Day parade? Or a Conservative Day parade?

Yeah, when are conservative Christians ever going to get recognition in this country?

How about nuking that urban cesspool?

Congratulations, you are officially a part of the Christian Taliban.

10/10/2013 5:10:13 AM

Qazamir McSmarty Britches

How about a Christian Day parade? Or a Conservative Day parade?

We have a conservative Christian parade every day, it gets showcased here on FSTDT.

How about nuking that urban cesspool?

Yes, because that's what Jesus would want. Oh wait...

10/10/2013 5:32:24 AM

Mister Spak

"How about a Christian Day parade? Or a Conservative Day parade? How about nuking that urban cesspool? "

Nuke that target rich environment!

10/10/2013 5:52:42 AM

Anon-e-moose

So sayeth the self-outed homosexual hyper-hypocrite and Terrorist-lover.

"a Christian Day parade? Or a Conservative Day parade? How about nuking that urban cesspool?"

After what you said about Boston several years ago - celebrating with the 'Muzzies', re. 'nuking' that city - and what happened in their Marathon this year, I couldn't agree more, Duckturd Dumb: Nuke ALL Christian Day and Conservative Day parades; those 'Urban Cesspools'.

Hey, you said it, Duckturd Dumb, I didn't! If you don't like that, then you don't have the fucking right to even have a negative 'opinion' about anyone you don't like.

The Religious Reich & all right-wingers (No Exceptions), as represented by Duckturd Dumb: proving that all of them are a clear and present danger to world peace infinitely worse than Al-Qaeda. Just keep proving me right, Duckiepoos & all at Whore Lie-Party Smells. Want to prove me wrong? Then the only way you can, is for ALL of you - No Exceptions - to become left-wing Atheists.

10/10/2013 6:03:41 AM

Justanotheratheist

How about launching DoctorDoom into deep space?

10/10/2013 6:11:05 AM

dionysus

How about a Christian Day parade? Or a Conservative Day parade?

Okay. Organize it then. It's perfectly within your rights to do so. What? You want us to throw the parade for you so you don't have to spend the time and money? But that's socialism.

How about nuking that urban cesspool?

Damn. Even Hitler and Pol Pot are rolling over in their graves. As evil as they were they never would have nuked one of their own country's cities including all of the children, elderly, and even people that were part of their group. You're a totally different kind of evil: like a Saturday morning cartoon villain who does evil just for the hell of it and I'd be afraid to let you run a hot dog stand for fear of what the power would let you do.

10/10/2013 6:11:09 AM

breakerslion

"It would appear that the militant queers have competition for the most outrageous, repulsive 'parade' in the Big Rotten Apple."

With all the crazy shit that goes down in any given city on any given day, you have to worry about the sidewalk acts?

"How about a Christian Day parade?"

Sure, you can showcase all of your crazy beliefs. I can see it now:

A boatload of dead animals all crammed into an impossibly small space.

An Exorcist float, with a figure of a little girl in a bouncing bed, spewing pea soup like a lawn sprinkler.

A Jehova balloon, being towed by Satan wearing a collar and leash, with the motto: "Do as I say, Bitch!"

And of course, the ever-popular beat-to-shit Jesus dragging a cross from the Mel Gibson snuff film.

"Or a Conservative Day parade?"

What would that even look like? Brownshirts?

"How about nuking that urban cesspool?"

Treason. I hope that got you on a watch list.

10/10/2013 6:15:48 AM

Papabear

And winning this week's Warm and Cuddly Bunny award is Dostor Do... hey, wait a minute.

10/10/2013 6:58:48 AM



Genocide an entire city just to get rid of the homosexual populace.

Oh but remember: it's the homosexuals who are "immoral" and are threatening to destroy America.

10/10/2013 7:34:20 AM



We already have conservative parades on fox news everyday why do we need one on the streets?

10/10/2013 7:47:58 AM

Beezlebub

Christian day parade? You mean Christmas?

10/10/2013 7:53:27 AM

Matante

We saw the Tea Party parade around the USA for a while. It was an embarassment.

10/10/2013 8:34:46 AM

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10/10/2013 8:40:29 AM

Big Jilm

Maybe you've heard of those annual parades they have across the country ...I think they're called Christmas parades.

And conservative do have parades of their own. It wasn't too long ago that the Klan held a rally/parade in Dayton Ohio.

10/10/2013 9:10:02 AM

freako104

So you want to nuke a city. Speaks volumes.

10/10/2013 9:16:37 AM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

>How about a Christian Day parade? Or a Conservative Day parade?

As far as I know, there's nothing stopping you. Do it in a commercial area, and you'll probably be welcomed, or at least your cash, and credit cards will be.

I'm sure there are people who'd get all bent out of shape about it. There is no shortage of assholes from all walks of life. Not me though. I'd rather see you people freely expressing your rights than to be denied them, not that you would be, provided you obeyed the law and didn't start inciting violence. I mean New York city allows the so-called Ku Klux Klan to march there, and it's not because anything close to a majority of New Yorkers support these groups, or appreciate their presence.

>How about nuking that urban cesspool?

You do not have the right to commit terrorist acts, and I'd be happy to see you being killed, or imprisoned for any attempt. Fortunately, something tells me that you probably don't have access to nukes, or the capacity to even begin to understand how to manufacture or detonate them.

10/10/2013 9:24:41 AM

Citizen Justin

I misunderstood this quotation at first. I thought he was suggesting that a 'Christian Day' or a 'Conservative Day' parade would be even more outrageous and disgusting than whatever the 'militant queers' are doing.

Then again, it might well be.

10/10/2013 9:44:47 AM

Thinking Allowed

Hey Doc, nobody is saying you can't have those things. Just get the proper permits from the government and have your parades. Although the whole nuking thing, you may have a bit of problems getting permits for a warhead.

10/10/2013 10:12:08 AM
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