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I am not in a cult. I am a born again, bible-believing Christian! That is not a cult! To all of you, I can say on judgment day that I told you that GOD was real, but you just mocked me. You will see that GOD is real when you see HIM as your judge. It will be too late for you to accept HIM then, so I urge you to please accept HIM now!

Bobby, Internet Infidels 17 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#789602
Dr. Shrinker

Well I'm convinced

11/29/2008 7:31:12 PM
#789628
a mind far far away

So why should we join your cult? What proof can you offer that your cult is right? Why is your cult better than or more right than all the other religions in the world? Can you give us objective, empirical proof that your cult is true? We'll be waiting.

11/29/2008 7:42:54 PM
#789641
szaleniec

"I am a born again, bible-believing Christian! That is not a cult!"

In the sense those qualifiers are usually used, yes it is.

11/29/2008 7:52:45 PM
#789726
Just Passing By

Well I'm convinced

11/29/2008 8:39:50 PM
#790503
Canadiest

I really wish they'd look in a dictionary once in awhile.

A cult is simply a group of like minded people come together for that commonality. I realize the media demonized the word (and a few others) but that doesn't change it's original meaning.

11/30/2008 2:40:44 PM
#790560
FOTM

"He that rejecteth me, and receiveth not my words, hath one that judgeth him:
the word that I have spoken, the same shall judge him in the last day."
John 12:48

11/30/2008 4:22:17 PM
#790589
Grigadil

GOD is hiding in his mama's basement. Spinoza sent him home crying.

11/30/2008 4:50:46 PM
#790596
Mudak

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the number of its adherents and the political power wielded by those adherents as a group.

So, I guess, by those standards, Christianity ceased being a cult somewhere around about 1600 or so years ago.

Doesn't make the message any less implausible just because more people buy into it. I lie doesn't suddenly become the truth because enough people believe it.

11/30/2008 4:55:48 PM
#1220293
Lizuka

Look up what the word "cult" actually means instead of how it's usually used; you are in one.

10/21/2010 11:34:01 PM
#1220306
David B.

Why would God make it so that it's too late to believe in him at the very moment we are given the proof of his existence we've been asking for? Is God some cheezy game-show presenter now?

"And here, Carol, is what you would have won if you'd chosen the door I told you to!"

Can fundies like Bobby not understand that if they make their God out to be a smarmy, vindictive douche, we will have all the less reason to follow him?

Personally, if I am wrong and do end up stood before God after I die, I'm going to point to Bobby, and all the people like him, and explain that it was these dickwads and their pathetic, venal visions of God that kept me from believing in him.

10/22/2010 3:46:19 AM
#1296040
Quantum Mechanic

"I am not in a cult. I am a born again, bible-believing Christian!"

I come here for the laughs and am never disappointed.

Ha Ha Ha


6/4/2011 3:53:30 PM
#1296165
Anon2

Lets check Bobbys statement for typical criteria of religious cults:

I am a born again, bible-believing Christian!

- So-called "Loaded Language". Re-Definition of words and usage of special vocabulary to instill the ideology directly into the thought processes. ("Born again")

To all of you, I can say on judgment day that I told you that GOD was real, but you just mocked me. You will see that GOD is real when you see HIM as your judge.

- Claims to possess the "absolute truth". Claims that "purity" and "salvation" is only and exclusively attainable by following the cult's doctrine.

It will be too late for you to accept HIM then, so I urge you to please accept HIM now!

- Exercising power by exploiting typical human psychological weaknesses: Guilt, confessions, and fear.

Yes, "Bobby", you are definitely the member of a cult, and you have internalized its doctrine perfectly. Congratulations, you became the perfect puppet.

6/5/2011 3:10:53 AM
#1296183
rw23

What a silly cult.

6/5/2011 5:27:03 AM
#1296186
Bad Wolf

The difference between Cult and Religion?

Publicity

6/5/2011 5:33:12 AM
#1433497
Quantum Mechanic

Not only that, it's a shitty cult.

8/11/2012 10:16:17 AM
#1433644
Mikgof

Bobby is right. The difference between a cult and a religion is tax free status.

8/11/2012 11:16:03 PM
#1440367
Ebon

No, that's a cult.

8/29/2012 12:46:53 AM
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