Obama and the Muslims are all for legalizing gay marriage in America. They know that this is a necessary step in obtaining the real goal of sanctioning plural marriage. After that, they can pretty much assure Sharia law will be implemented here.
These things are part of the devil’s grand plan. Satan has always hated God’s people and thus is trying to destroy Israel and the United States of America.
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Of course, because you don't get sentenced to death in Muslim countries for being gay.
Oh wait...yeah ya do. Fucking dipshit.
All the people you hate are not in cahoots with each other, dearie. Fundamentalist Muslims hate gays just as much as you do; maybe even more, as some of them have death penalty for being gay. The Bible sanctions plural marriage (if by that you mean polygamy).
Muslims are also God's people, dumbass!
I think Jodie would be far more at home in Ahmadinejad's Iran than in Obama's America. If she thinks Americans, alongside Israelis, are "God's people" then she might be a Mormon. She's certainly no Christian, There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for you are all one in Christ Jesus. (Galatians 3:28).
Galatia is in not in the US but in what is now Turkey.
Oh yes, Sharia law and gay marriage, the two go together like fish and chips, cheese and crackers, rum and coke etc.
Awww fuck, Jodie. You've discovered the covenant between athiests, satanists, muslims, communists and homosexuals to destroy Christian America. And we thought we'd been so careful to make it seem like there was no link between us, how did you find out?
Here's a little thought experiment for you. Pretend that Muslims don't believe in Mohammad. Now, pretend that they also believe that Jesus is the son of God. No, no, I didn't put a mirror in front of your face, you're still looking at Islam, just with a couple of tweaks. Why would you think you were looking in a mirror?
... well, everything I was going to say has already been mentioned... but I'll say it again anyway. Maybe if it's repeated enough, the fundies will get the hint:
FUNDIE MUSLIMS DO NOT LIKE GAY PEOPLE!
Seriously, if it had nothing to do with Islam, I bet the fundies would love Sharia Law. It outlaws all the things that they hate.
So legalizing same sex marriage for the entire country = implementing Sharia law. Alright. The only truthful bit in this is that Obama is for legalizing gay marriage.
I get that these idiots are upset that they're slowly losing some Christian totalitarianism control, but it's so ludicrous they believe that Sharia law is going to take over the US. How is this even going to happen, ever? According to them you'd think it'd be coming along any day now.
Plural marriage? Like the kind of marriage you get in the Bible? That must be that "Biblical marriage" we hear so much about.
Isn't it strange that the Muslims also consider themselves "God's people" and are also opposed to gay marriage?
Satan has always hated God’s people and thus is trying to destroy Israel and the United States of America.
Indeed he has!
Says so right here in The Gospel of Blabbershit 3:14-15:
3.14 gDASHd said unto his flock of imbeciles, go fortright and rapeth thy land of red faces, settle among Buffaloes, shit in thy rivers and be narcissistic and xenophobic.
3.15 When moons have gone by moons and rivers have flooded and the moon has been trampled upon, the great antichrist O-Bamaman will try to lead thy beciles up a hill to the city of silver but ye beciles will resist in the name of thy Lard, gDASHd - smithe the dark forces out of ye white houses and I will send my son, Hayzus, The Lawnmaker! Ten fifty is his price!
Next week, Obama and the Muslims encounter a race of giants on a planet that has developed a fluid capable of extinguishing the sun completely. Can the gang stop them from carrying out their plan?
Oh wait, that was Josie and the Pussycats.
Never Mind.
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By that logic, everyone on this site must be a staunch conservative*.
*Note: When I say 'conservative', I am going by the narrow, nigh-on binary-thinking definition embedded in the usual "us-versus-them" mentality of modern U.S. politics, not the original definition of the term.
Lets forget for a second that Muslims hate Gays. That Muslim ran countries imprison and even kill gays, that they are just as anti gay as you fundie Christians. Lets ignore that and look at this logically. Sharia Law would be stricter laws, removal of rights to minorities and different religions, and to women. Does Obama really seem like a person who follows those kinds of laws? Look at his wife and his daughters? He is gravely breaking Sharia law right there.
You want me to believe he's a deep cover Muslim, a super religious extremist Muslim whose only pretending to be a liberated liberal Christian so that when we least expect he reviles his true colors.
That just makes no sense. At all. The level of competence that requires is staggering. Obama has not shown to be that brilliant. That compliant. To be able to trick Gays, Democrats, moderate Christians, and Extremest Muslims into thinking he's something he's not.
Obama is an average at best President who has ether compromised too much or failed to achieve any lasting goals. He is far from the hyper complainant criminal mastermind these people make him out to be. He really needs to step up his game.
Oh and the idea that Muslims would use gays to further their plan is ridiculous. They hate gays as much as you do.
Um... besides the fact that gay and plural marriage are not necessarily related, and the fact that ALL NATIONS WITH SHARIA LAW BOTH DECRY AND CRIMINALIZE HOMOSEXUALITY, let alone gay marriage, there's the fact that Sharia law will Never catch on in America. as this forum sows, extremism does not become most free societies
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